Friday, July 25th 2008
He Said That?
The sexiest weasel in the world, Pharrell Williams, worked with Vadge on her "Hard Candy" album. When asked what impresses him most about Vadge, he answered, "She sure knows how to milk publicity and create a publicity stunt."
Gulp. Pharrell, Vadge will mostly likely put a hit out on you for saying this shit. You need to immediately hide out in my no-no hole closet. Nobody will find you there. Everyone knows my closet is fucking empty.
The most brilliant comment on Madonna did not come from Pharell but Elton John back in 2001 when he said:
"Madonna's talent is the ability to mask her lack of talent". Perceptive, huh?
I've never forgotten that quote, it just stuck in my mind for all those years.
...I think he looks more like a possum. *hiding face*
I've been around the world a million times, and all you men are slime.
I knew I loved him for a reason.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 25, 2008 -
Um, Youri, you obviously know little about Pharrell. He's got way more musical talent in his pinky than Madge does in her entire body. He was in band most of his life and he plays drums, guitar and the piano. Just saying....
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Well I'm just saying her sure as hell didn't use his musical talent on the Madonna album. Because it sucks big time.
I think he fits in the same category as Kanye west, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, JZ etc, etc...overhyped and not that innovating. Something people acuse Madonna of for years.
Oh well we agree to disagree ;)
Yo -Just backing up Queen Charisma on this one. So true -Pharrell is one of the best music producers out there right now. Bitch has got oodles of talent...he short though. I was on an elevator with him in South Beach once, if it wasn't completely packed with people I would slammed the emergency button & ripped his pants off.
Right on for him calling Vadge out for what she is...absolutely nothing more than a marketing genius, her product being herself. Bitch can't sing people! I know, I still love her music too -but that's because it's now produced by peeps like skateboard P (Pharrell)
Submitted by Youri on July 25, 2008 - 11:06am.
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Um, Youri, you obviously know little about Pharrell. He's got way more musical talent in his pinky than Madge does in her entire body. He was in band most of his life and he plays drums, guitar and the piano. Just saying....
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uhh Pharrell? :) is a gnat and Mad is his Mom. ;>
Submitted by Gabriela on July 25, 2008 - 9:51am.
It speaks volumes that he referenced her ruthless marketing prowess and not her actual songwriting talents.
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Yeah, because he really has musicaltalent himself LMAO. He's partly responsible for that piece of shit album of hers. And all he does with his own music is sample, sample and sample. He isn't known for his deep lyrics. To me he's just another tool with to much ego like Kanye West. And I hate to say it but I bet Madonna will survive Pharell as well. I'm pretty sure he won't be around in 10 years. Madonna will. Probably preforming in a Vegas show. But she'll be around.
Oh well, atleast Madonna gave us Lucky Star ;)
Pharell just went up 50 points on the Respectability Scale.
He better hire a few more bodyguards though.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22
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It's true - she needs to learn to rock it like Cher or the Stones or Kylie Minogue or James Brown...or a hundred others who managed to age with some personality.
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Miss American Dream.
I loved Madonna until 2008. Hard Candy is the biggest piece of shit ever. Its right up there with any Britney Spears cd, its so fuckin lame I cant even believe she released it. She has become a fuckin embarrassment, for being older and having such little talent you figure she would be graceful about shit but no its all drama and bullshit to create hype. Hype over what, who the fuck knows. I would not be surprised if she was in with her brother on this whole book thing to generate more publicity. Her fuckin cd tanked and she has the balls to back it up with some bullshit tour, like get the fuck over yourself. She needs to go back to the U.K. get back in the studio with those dope French producers she had been using and start making better music if she wants to stay relevant. This whole publicity whore shit is REALLY TIRED.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
She probably loathes him for having the cheekbones naturally that she can only hope to achieve surgically.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
vadge prolly loved it. you know she's really beggin to be dominated
Um Totally explains why Madonna is insane ( she's been hanging out with Howard K Stern) .. That guy with the drink in his hand looks like him.
I came into this world to live out-loud
isnt he expecting a baby ... im scared now for that chick who is pregnant with his kid when madge finds her
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RIP Pharrell
Actually for in an interview, Lady M said in studio she butted heads "creatively" with Pharrell and he made her cry.
Tee Hee.
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"Submitted by Lisa Marie on July 25, 2008 - 8:59am.
Madonna's teeth match her hair color in this pic."
actually, i think her hair is lighter.
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I will say I think Madonna is creative but she needs to accept her age and position in life, and find a new outlet. IDK what, maybe macrame?
I love Mrs Snippy Pants right behind her.. reminds me of Joan from Girlfriends.. you know, ol' girls daughter. Why is my mind escaping me and why am I.. Diana Ross, that's it!
Has any one seen the cakefarts.com video??? It is disgustingly hilarious...Oh, and there is puddingfarts.com too if you can't get enough. Michael you have to blog about this shit. Me and the world need to know your take on it.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
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I agree! The best part of celebrity crowd pics are people around them, not the celebs.
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
I like the guy in the back of the pic. w/ the beer, all drunken eyes.. Then there's the girl beside him, trying to be funny, all smiling towards Pharell, like "notice me, marry me? please, throw me a quarter anything!"
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
by Lisa Marie on July 25, 2008 - 9:59am.
Madonna's teeth match her hair color in this pic.
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How "english" of her....
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Madonna's teeth match her hair color in this pic.
Is he twelve?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Gulp. Pharrell, Vadge will mostly likely put a hit out on you for saying this shit.
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If she's such a PR guru, who's to say she's not behind this, Mk?
And here I thought Guy Oseary was to blame for all this crap.
(edit: mah grammer and spellin sux)
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I wouldn't worry; she probably orchestrated him saying that too. Hahaha
Submitted by Gabriela on July 25, 2008 - 8:51am.
It speaks volumes that he referenced her ruthless marketing prowess and not her actual songwriting talents.
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well put. Its precicely what Vadges entire career has been built on.
Kind of like the Skankelina of the music bizz.
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Giggling @ MK's "closet"
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
It speaks volumes that he referenced her ruthless marketing prowess and not her actual songwriting talents.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Okie, it's Madonna's life's work. Pushing people's buttons with shock or re-invention or ANYTHING to keep herself relevant. Unfortunately, behind the publicity machine, there she is, with a weak voice, shitty music, (except for a handful of tunes), no acting ability.
I'm still angry that she is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Why?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
empty except for all those skeletons, huh MK♥
Pharell is the hotness.
*drool*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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@lolo.. *cancels jazzercize class* teehee.. No I was never going to attend it, uhm, I signed my mom up for it.. haha, yeah!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
HA HA HA
Vagina cant do anything to him.
Two seperate worlds right there as far as music goes. Hence her evn using him to stay up on what the kiddies are into.
His ass will still be making beats when shes jazzercising her ass in adult diapers and getting blood tranfusions from 10 year old virgins from Guam.
Pfffft! The only "power" any of these celebs have is when people in the media PRETEND they ever possessed any charms at all.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Deb, good call. I bet that's what Pharell was speaking of also. Hard Candy,, bwahahaha. old people sucking on it.. Bwahahahahahaha..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
It's refreshing when celebs occasionally drop the phony ass-kissing bullshit and tell it like it really is.
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lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!
I think it's apropos that "Hard Candy" is the name of Madonna's new album, since it's what senior citizens love to suck on.
Give it up, Madonna! I wouldn't be surprised if she was in on it with her brother. His book generates buzz for her tour and album, (just like the divorce rumors), and they split the profits.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
haha, Empty Closet *points*
That pic of her is so.. "look at me,I'm great and I'm 60." something to that affect. She tries soo hard, just give it a rest, MADonna! Geesh!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Just stating the obvious!
But run, Pharell, run!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
mk, I love you dearly but i don't get your love for many folks. Recent example: sexy weasel...what do you see in him?