Meg Ryan Is Fat
Meg Ryan should always wear a fat suit because it distracts from the fact that her face looks like it was made from recycled plastic jugs. And yes, that's a fact.
46-year-old Meg pulled a Fishsticks Paltrow and put on a fat suit for her new movie, "The Kirstie Alley Story."
No, Meg is doing some movie called "My Mom's Hot Boyfriend." This shit show also stars Colin Hanks, Antonio Banderas and Selma Blair. It's about "an FBI agent who returns home after a three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot. But his life turns into a nightmare when he's forced to spy on her every move because her dashing new boyfriend may be an international art thief." Wasn't this crap already made in the 80s with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell? This is some direct-to-the-USA Network shit!
Here's another picture of fat Meg and also some pictures of her without the suit at some event yesterday. Seriously, she needs to keep that fat suit on at all times.
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Yea it has been out for a while. I saw it a month ago, not exactly cinematic gold.
This movie has been out for atleast 2 months, here is the link to it! http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_cc00XMjY5NzU5ODg=.html
I agree, Mrs. K....up until she did that movie with Russell Crowe and broke up with Dennis Quade.
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Submitted by boomsy on July 25, 2008 - 7:39pm.
She used to be so effin' cute!
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Hahahahaha.....Meg Ryan WITHOUT the suit is supposed to be the "hot mom"? Boy, that's rich...
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She looks like a young Joan Van Ark in the second thumbnail. SCAAARRRRRRYY!
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Damn! I thought that was Brit there for a moment! Are you sure she's not doing a biographical movie on her?
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If Meg Ryan is playing the 'super-hot mother', then this has already been gravely miscast!
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This movie has been out for weeks. You can watch it at TVShack.net
She used to be so adorable. Tragic.
Out of curiosity, does anyone beside me think she looks better with that fat suit on? Jesus, what happened to her face?
Meg, what have you done to your faaaaaaaaace???????
yeah make a movie about something IMPORTANT and not one that takes a month to cast,film , direct and write for a few bucks.idiots.
Dear Hollywood Writers and Film Makers:
You guys fucking suck ass these days, I can't figure out how most of you even got your jobs cause the shit that is spewing out of your studios is so retarded that it's offensive. We (the real people in the world) are lucky if we get to see 2 good movies come out in a year anymore. Oh golly gee, I can't wait to go see Meg Ryan in a fat suit. How funny and clever! fucking genius!
Generation Idiot may be enjoying this shit, but for those of us who grew up watching films like Dog Day Afternoon and The Godfather it's pretty fucking sad to witness how our culture has turned into this giant suckfest of reality shows and boring movies.
And someone please tell me why the kids today are such pussies?
You know this is exactly how the loons and trolls picture us.
But it would be a "Friends" sweatshirt with Jen A. on it.
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Is that movie new? I saw it a long time ago. It's cute. Nothing special but it's not awful either.
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Another straight-to-DVD extravanganza from Meg "Trout Pout" Ryan.
99-cent bin at the Dollar Store is where it belongs.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 25, 2008 - 9:26am.
huh, I didnt know that either!! cool friday factoid sheeps!
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STOP STOP for the love of GOD!!! No more with the lips. I just saw When Harry Met Sally and she had these cute little lips. WHAT IS THAT???
She is still doing it after all that was said.
Is P-Surgery the new crack?
No thanks.
in the second pic she looks like she is melting...too shiny...a result of too many fucking face lifts...dumbass
Okay, but who's going to play the "super hot" mom?
Performers need to stop fucking with their faces. Sure, she can put on a fat suit, but her lips and cheeks are still those of a desperate actress who's disfigured herself to pretend she's 20 years younger.
she still has the gummy worm implanted in her upper lip. bleck
Is Meg's plastic surgeon still on the lam because I haven't heard about his capture and arrest?
Those cheek implants are tragic. It crowds her eyes so much. I believe Michelle Pfeiffer has them too but they don't look bad on her.
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Another fantastic piece of crap coming down the Hollywood waterpipe.
Her face is so fucked up! I saw her in "The Land of Women" or whatever and I couldn't even concentrate on her character or really anything besides how fucked her face is. It ruined the movie for me completely!
i used to enjoy her in movies. i can't bear to see her now...in anything. she has permanently ruined her face with those lip implants. gah.
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She was cute until she got her clown lips, when she smiles, she looks like the joker.
She looks 100% better, facially, in the fat makeup.
Oh sparkles!
Its like tinker belle flew up and farted some fairy dust in her face!
*Poof* Butt Glitter!
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Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 7:15am.
I didn't realize that her character, Pamela Courson, was declared Morrison's sole heir. After Courson OD'd on smack, her parents litigated the matter for years and won, based on some sketchy common-law marriage declaration from Colorado. Just the ongoing royalties from "Light My Fire" would pay the rent for a lifetime.
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
Parker, that movie kills me.. Alkie Meg part 1.. Damn he just takes it, and cares for her.. He's just so.. so tan in that movie.. She sure likes her vodka.. I bet she rubs that on her face now to bring out the Enternal Shine Effect.. ESE.. hahah.. sorry ESE
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Dear Meg,
Crisco is NOT a good moisturizer.
Thanks,
Another Meg
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
i think meg ryan is an acting genius. every movie ive ever seen her in she's good. i hate she messed up her face.
Just when I was hoping she was gone for good...
ubmitted by Sheeps on July 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
I liked her as Jim Morrison's long-suffering common-law wife. She made a convincing Sixties California girl.
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I didn't mind her in that movie, either. I'll be damned if I've seen her in anything good since, though. I liked her in that movie where she was an alkie with Andy Garcia, "When a Man Loves a Woman" but that was then, THIS is now. Ewwww.....
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Submitted by Deb on July 25, 2008 - 10:14am.
Okie, it does! Goes to show that you shouldn't party up with the tattoo artist BEFORE he starts!
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Been there done that.. But luckily I'm smart enough NOT to get a name tatted on me..
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Finally, a look that matches her personality.
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sheeps, yeah she was good in that role.. that movie was pretty good overall actually..
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Okie, it does! Goes to show that you shouldn't party up with the tattoo artist BEFORE he starts!
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Good call on the Tara Reid resemblence, although Meg looks very slightly less busted.
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Whats up with the man hand in the last thumbnail, the one where shes holding her arm?
She looks all glittery in the other one.
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I liked her as Jim Morrison's long-suffering common-law wife. She made a convincing Sixties California girl.
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
She looks bloody awful. With or without the fat suit.
Deb, that tat on Melanies arm in that pic you provided looks like it say AntoniA.. funny!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Yeah, and I totally believed it when I read the "K Alley Story" That would be awesome..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Antonio Banderas should have no trouble if he is the romantic interest here. He can pretend he's working with Melanie, also a plastic surgery addict. Come to think of it, do Meg and melanie go to the same surgeon?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Melanie_Griffit...
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Ooof Da! Ryan is beat! She used to be adorable, but now she's a double-bagger!
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OMG that one face pic of her.. Shiny happy people!! And she glittered the FUCK out of her neck.. lame! I think she is trying to look like Michelle Pfieffer.. Nice try, ain'ta happening
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
dude, Megs face looks BUSTED!! didnt she used to be attractive?
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