Friday, July 25th 2008
Gross
The "Red Sonja" poster should really feature Rose McGowan licking Robert Rodriguez's dick, because that's what she had to do to get this role. Obviously, it wasn't her amazing acting skills that got her the part.
Robert will produce the remake starring Rose as the woman warrior. It's coming out next year and it will be whoreiffic. Robert and Rose might as well just shit on a plate and hand it to us, because that's what this movie is going to be.
Brigitte Nielsen, come fart on Rose for messing with YOUR role.
She looks beautiful and sexy.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
That second movie poster (the one where she's knealing w/ the sword) kicks ass, but I hate the fact that Rose McCowan is the chick who's going to be playing the title role. Now, if this was Rose circa 1998, I would have thought it was awesome. But present day Rose, not so much.
Rose used to be such a fucking hot goth girl. She had that creamy white skin, black hair, & she was curvy as hell. And even though she couldn't act worth shit, her looks made up for it (for me anyway). But now she's turned into you average run of the mill skanky Hollywood actress. The horrific plastic surgery, the dramatic weight loss, & the blonde(ish) hair. I'm already sick of her.
I love Charmed and it's sad day when a lot of Rose fans do also share the same sentiment of her sucking some dick to get the part. Sad sad day. I watch Charmed and I cringe everytime she opens her mouth because she cannot act worth shit.
Some say moxie, I say crackroxie!
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Rose has a certain moxie to her; but unfortunately she screwed her face up so badly with unneeded cosmetic surgery, it's aged her face about 20 years prematurely. She looks like a 50 year old woman with a facelift now, and that makes her look too old and geriatric for the part.
I know she's only mid thirties, but the surgery really has aged her to look much older than she is. So stupid of her too, she was a pretty girl who was not aging quickly or anything.
I feel violated everytime i see robert rodriguez's face..the guy is fucking a bitch marilyn manson used to fuck, or used many tools to fuck..whatever, it's just ...SICK, sick, ...i hope Rose replaced her vagina from the manson era..for everyone's sake.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
I've had such a girl crush on Rose since high school. ...remember her Bebe ads? She is so sexy and yet doll-like at the same time, love her.
I've been around the world a million times, and all you men are slime.
they are going to it into a porm film
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Bradiful! Glad you enjoyed them.
Viva la Lohan: Laughed so hard at your comment below.
Viva La Lohan on July 25, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 25, 2008 - 2:16pm.
2008
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38
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*tries to do the math*
*scratches head*
*shoots self in face*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 25, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Mess up your checkbook alot?
1+9+4+8 = 22+2+0+0+8 = 32+6(number of times I re-read that 'tarded shit) = 38.
I totally get it now.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 25, 2008 - 2:16pm.
2008
-1948
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38
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*tries to do the math*
*scratches head*
*shoots self in face*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
kdracofan on July 25, 2008 - 2:01pm
In case you check back, they were d'lish!
OLE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
2008
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"There, I've run rings around you logically." --Mrs. Pepperpot
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 25, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Produce or direct and this hobag can be yours, she goes for the3 highest bidder. Grace Jones was born in 1948.
Shtar Warzh fans hate it when you point out the truth of their favorite obsession.
Stock Broker,
Your continued obsession with Kate Beckinsale is starting to hurt...
*sniff*
*wipes tiny tear*
*sniff*
*runs out of the room*
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"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Karl Marl ~ are you God?
If you are, can you get me a date with Kate Beckinsale?
If you're not God, then SHAAADUP.
Shtar Warzh fans will never see this movie because there's a girl in it, and there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to make any movie that's not deliberately targeted to Shtar Warzh fans.
I don't know why you're all ragging on Rose. Rose McGowan possesses an utterly unique, fathoms deep, shadowy, lost-in-the-dark-woods sensuality all her own that makes me want to look at nude and semi-nude photographs of her and masturbate. I was an extra on that wrestling movie she did with Mr. Courtney Cox and I saw her in CVS, so I know these things.
PS, parissucksliterally: Please refrain from your rude commentary. Grace Jones is 38, just like JelLo. It was mine and Talentless HoBag's birfday yesterday, so I know these things, too.
Lil Kim sort of looks like the Bridgette. If they want to keep making the same movies over and over again, they can give us a variety.
Oh, if only that blade would cut Rose McGowen's tongue off for real.
Lil' Kim's Red Sonja? That'll suck.
Jada Pinkett can swing it. Gracie Jones probably could at her age and put some of these women to shame.
Ah Rose and her melting face! Her tongue looks weirdly cartoonish there. You couldn't really say it was sexy either.
Your face!
grindhouse was pretty kick ass! i liked it!
whoooooooo!
I've always admired Rose ever since I first saw
The Doom Generation =]
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Looks like RR is going to turn this movie into soft core porn, starring his girlfriend.
Think with the big head instead, RR.
Bridgette Nielsen & Govenor Arnold did "Red Sonja" back in the early '90s.
How is this crapfest any different?
Grace Jones is what- 75 now?
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Why does it have to be a white bitch? for a reprisal i can only think about GRACE JONES...
Bitch was fierce in the conan movies and much more interesting...
Red Cutlets.
I have to say it: Rose has eyes like a mongoloid child.
How did Rose get a role destined for Rojo Caliente??
Oh Shit! Red Sonja was my high school nickname (I have red hair). It better not make a comeback because of this shite film. It's better than my other nickname: RB -which stands for red bush. Yeah, that's really disgusting and it bothered me.
Rose is the most brazen whore in Hollywood. I wouldn't give a crap about that but all my exes used to be hot for her so I have personal reasons for my hatred of her.
Love the poster. I love Rose McGowan, even if she is a skanklet.
This is a movie she can do.
So let a skank have her day for once.
I'm sure her cooch was good for it!
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I have to say I loved the Red Sonja movie and comics growing up (and still do) but ditzy, too-tight-faced Rose here just doesn't scream Amazonian Avenger to me. And this poster makes it look like a porn knockoff. Red Boneya, I guess?
Phoebe Price should be miffed because this is the role she was born to play...goddamnit.
Submitted by PattiCakes on July 25, 2008 - 10:15am.
To copy an 80s classic like that...something that i watched every year when it would come on TV, is a great memory for me. Now Rose and Robert are going to ruin it. Seriously folks...get to work and write some new stuff.
Watch the Red Sonja trailer with Brigitte and Arnold and tell me Rose can do any of that...
NOPE!
And...I was even thinking if they wanted to do this again...Bring back Brigitte and Arnold...and have Flava Flav play her side kick...that would be awesome. I'd pay to see that...
As for McGowan? I'd pay to have her NOT in this!
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! DITTO AND A HALF!!
i totally agree with u 100%
(Ooh flava flav as her sidekick!!! Nice idea! lol.)
OH and I just saw pictures of Brigitte now that she's had all that plastic surgery....she could TOTALLY be Red Sonja again. pffffffffffft!!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
BRADIFUL BITCH on July 25, 2008 - 1:49pm.
oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 1:45pm
I got two cakes today, I'll share.....
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And Draco cupcakes too!
(I gave those to you on the bday thread)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Bradiful.. Thank you for sharing your Bday cake w/ me.. 2? wow, you're popular..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I think its HOT!! I am looking forward to it.
oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 1:45pm
I got two cakes today, I'll share.....
On T: I won't be seeing this shit fest.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Well on that note, I'll take lunch from Dita.. someone, anyone!! *passes out from hunger*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Clarisse: your avie's is effing yummy..
Will be like watching Dixie Carter wield a sword.
**yawn**
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
now DITA would bring you some cucumber sandwiches and shrimp cocktail on a pretty tray and shed probly even let you lick her titties for desert!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Didn't they break-up due to the money guy didn't think she should be Barbarella.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 25, 2008 - 10:38am.
The Black Dahlia sucked.
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boy, did it ever
biggest vortex ever
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
I could never like Marilyn Manson because Im a Ditaloonie.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Oh yeah, Missy.. That was when she was w/ Marilyn Manson. He rocks.. I wish he'd bring me some GD lunch today
Girl! Hed bring yo ass a worm sammie and pigs snout koolaide and a pixie stick
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The Black Dahlia sucked.
Forgot she was even in it.
She must have played a hooker, right?
ooo what a stretch.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh yeah, Missy.. That was when she was w/ Marilyn Manson. He rocks.. I wish he'd bring me some GD lunch today. I'm about to starve! totally off topic..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;