Friday, July 25th 2008
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The "Red Sonja" poster should really feature Rose McGowan licking Robert Rodriguez's dick, because that's what she had to do to get this role. Obviously, it wasn't her amazing acting skills that got her the part.
Robert will produce the remake starring Rose as the woman warrior. It's coming out next year and it will be whoreiffic. Robert and Rose might as well just shit on a plate and hand it to us, because that's what this movie is going to be.
Brigitte Nielsen, come fart on Rose for messing with YOUR role.
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psl, yeah, but she was freaking naked! i loved that she wore it. it didnt look GOOD, it was just humorously over the top.
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missy, that chain dress was NASTY! She doesn't even have a good ass!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 25, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Some movies should be left in the archives. Never to be seen, heard of, or remade again. This is one of them.
RR should remake "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". Let's see Rose bust a move. She's obviously such a scary talent.
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I can guarantee you that she can't pop lock at all. I can!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Ok so a friend of mine used to work with Rose McGowan's mother.
That's all I got.
*ohhlord this is almost as bad as the time I left the ladies room with my pantyhose tucked into my skirt*
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I liked when Rose wore that naked chain dress to the VMAs
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Is there anything that Hollywood won't remake these days?! It is outrageous! Since they are remaking everything under the sun they can do two horror classics "Midnight Offerings & Happy Birthday to Me."
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
KillBilly - so you liked grindhouse? i wanted to see it but i havent yet.
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Roses mommy doesnt care for her shinanigans
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Some of you people don't know what you're talking about Rose McGowan is good:
1. The Doom Generation
2. Scream
3. Jawbreaker
4. The Black Dahlia
5. Grind(muthafucking)house
6. RED SONJA
Yup. totally agree..saw that posted yesterday. Someone who never saw the actual Red Sonja...Brigitte..well, they didn't even know this movie already exists.
To copy an 80s classic like that...something that i watched every year when it would come on TV, is a great memory for me. Now Rose and Robert are going to ruin it. Seriously folks...get to work and write some new stuff.
Watch the Red Sonja trailer with Brigitte and Arnold and tell me Rose can do any of that...
NOPE!
And...I was even thinking if they wanted to do this again...Bring back Brigitte and Arnold...and have Flava Flav play her side kick...that would be awesome. I'd pay to see that...
As for McGowan? I'd pay to have her NOT in this!
Like we already didn't know that Rose M. was really stupid...ever watch her on TCM's "The Essentials"? Robert Osborne usually looks like he's having gas pains while Rose mouths inane gibberish about movies she's obviously never seen.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
NovaNightly on July 25, 2008 - 12:58pm
Those accidental hummers, it's what keeps Hollyweird ticking.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
They did break up...but then she tripped and fell across his lap with her mouth and VOILA! Back together!
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Yes they did break up.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
those sluts still live together.
still bumping noobie woobies
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Didn't Rose and whats his face break up?
And they should NOT be fucking with the classics.
WHat kind of fuckery are they gonna pull next? Because, if you remake Red Sonja, Conan has to follow.
DON'T FUCK WITH CONAN!!!!
Some movies should be left in the archives. Never to be seen, heard of, or remade again. This is one of them.
RR should remake "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". Let's see Rose bust a move. She's obviously such a scary talent.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/
Didn't they break up? anyone know?
I doubt very much that this movie is an actual remake. Red Sonja is a long running comic book and there are tons of stories that ol RR could use to make a new movie.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Is this going to be like "Electra" was for Jen Garner?
I thought this was a video game at first as i have proudly not seen the original.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I also like Rose in Jawbreaker, Clarisse.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
I loved how Rose got squashed by a damn garage door in Scream. Actually, wasnt her head out a doggy door in the garage door?? It was scream wasnt it? Damn my pot head brain...lol...well, that was good times, good times! :D
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Oh please. I am just astounded by all the damn remakes floating around. And it's an insult to the originals that someone thinks they can do better.
What are you guys talking about?? Rose was great in Jawbreaker!
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_Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
sheeeet i feel bad now :(
I luv you you is mah bebe!
*brushes your hair like marsha brady too*
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I agree that Rose is too soft and curvy...maybe since this movie hasnt been made yet she will get her act together and put some muscles on. Red Sonja was ripped....I think thats why Brigitte did so well in the part(physically anyway...her acting sucked)...she had the body for it. Didnt care for her red mullet though..lol.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
RR really needs to stop thinking with his dick.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
sheeeet i feel bad now :(
michelle phieffer!!! gorgeous!!
*puppy dog eyes*
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I have nothing against Rose McGowan (before she got her face pulled to hell and back) I just think she is all wrong for the part and this will suck every kind of ass, yet I will be compelled to watch it, which pisses me off.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
okay, remakes of crappY movies better idea.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 12:30pm
*hand okie anti age cream for crackheaded blondes*
Not only am I the president...IM ALSO A CLIENT!
*brushes hair in the mirror like Marsha Brady*
lmao at missy!
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Phoebe Price would look sexier.
hmph
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okie: EXCEPTION = MICHELLE PHIEFFER!!! shes blonde and the hotness!!!
Bridget Neilson was a big time drinker too.. you dont do the drinking times too often.
YOULL BE FINE!!
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Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 12:24pm.
funny how bridget used to be so hot. blondes dont age well. nor do crackheads.
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*glares* *keeps glaring* Blondes huh?? hmph! *runs away crying* another reason to hate mommy
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Maybe she'll slice off her tongue and play the part mute, like Vampira in "Plan 9 from Outer Space." Which could be Rodriguez's next remake, considering his tastes.
funny how bridget used to be so hot. blondes dont age well. nor do crackheads.
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Rose McGowan is 10 years too old, 6 inches too short and no where near taut / buff enough to play Red Sonja.
I can see the motion waves now
not boob jiggle.
I mean the flapping and waving of the back and underside of her arms.
I can see a slo-mo wave traveling completely down her side.
From under her shoulder, down her rib cage and waist and hips and reversing direction when it reaches her chainmail bikini bottom.
Rose is squishy soft, no tone at all.
They'd do better to get Brooke Hogan an acting tutor and dying her hair red..
Red Sonja isn't a marshmallow waif
mmm...speaking of guilty pleasures...mine is Greasy Bear. He's like the McD's of Z-listers.
Is RR really gonna ruin his career over Rose McGowan??? Really, Robert? Really? Ok. Wow.
I wouldn't watch this if it was a free bootleg and I was home alone bored out of my mind with a torrential rainstorm raging outside.
She's too soft, short and lazy-looking (clearly not a fan of exercise) to look like a serious warrior. Not that she needs to be buff, but she isn't toned enough to look like anything more than a girly-girl.
It would be like Will Farrell as Conan.
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Well as much as I heart the first Red Sonja...as craptastic as it was...this one cant really be any worse, can it?? I'm concerned. lol.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Rose is one of my guilty celebrity pleasures.
Brigitte Neilsen's gonna be pissed...and I don't necessarily mean angry.
I think Pretty in Pink or Sixteen Candles will be remade next (dies a little inside as I type this).
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Arrrgh...they have promotional posters out and they havent even made the damn movie yet??!?! WTF???
I do think that Rose McGowan is sexy and shit...but this movie reeks of cum breath. Blech!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Shit on a plate, indeed.
This is the worst idea ever.
rose is shameful
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huge..damnit. day off, had a beer.