Friday, July 25th 2008
Take Out The Trash
Ken Paves is totally telling Jessica Simpson, "You dumb bitch! I was only joking when I said that all the country bitches were wearing trash bags." At first, I thought Jessica was wearing Stella's trash bag dress from Project Runway. I know it's just the pattern of the dress that's making it look it's from the Hefty collection, but it's still fug as hell.
Jessica was out with my girl crush, Ken Paves, in NYC last night. Jessica's foot claws were also out. Way out. In the last thumbnail, it looks like her toes are about to grab that ciggie. Now that's talent!
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Aw man, she has hand feet. There goes my appetite.
Looks like the only toe that may survive is the pinky.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Oh, for pity's sake Jessica, buy shoes that fit your hooves. I hate it when women buy too-small shoes for their bigass feet just so they can say, "I wear a size 6 shoe."
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I was so just going to type that. Like people aren't going to know your feet are a bit bigger when they see that only half of your foot's in the shoe.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
He's just doing a weave check for her.
Jess: "Am I Britneying it up in the back"
Paves: "Should have asked me before those five cosmos, bitch."
WAIT.. she's a cuntry singer now. Where's the spurs on those shoes?
At least she finally colored her roots.
For christ sake, how hard is it to look down and see if your toes are hanging out the shoe?! That's just dumb.
she is such a bimbo she doens't know her shoe size
(love those shoes)
Oh, for pity's sake Jessica, buy shoes that fit your hooves. I hate it when women buy too-small shoes for their bigass feet just so they can say, "I wear a size 6 shoe."
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OH why not? If the wal-mart cashiers with muffin tops over their low rise can do it, so can Jess.
Oh, for pity's sake Jessica, buy shoes that fit your hooves. I hate it when women buy too-small shoes for their bigass feet just so they can say, "I wear a size 6 shoe."
LMAO @ the close up of the shoes! fug shoes and maybe wear the right size?
She "designes" shoes. She must have a pair lying around that FIT?
Nice dress Jess......and I still don't understand how Ken Paves works...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem