Becky #1 From Roseanne Is A Fortune Teller
When Lecy Goranson left "Roseanne," I was so fucking sad. Becky #2 wasn't the same. She was too classy for that shit and never belonged. No one could ever pull off a floral sweatshirt the way Becky #1 could.
Anyway, Lecy (I think she goes by Alicia now) was spotted reading tarot cards at the Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn last Saturday. That bitch is the next Dionne Warwick! I don't know if she does this for money or if it's a regular thing, but I'm spending every night at the Gowanus Yacht Club, hoping to run into her. Sharing a twelve pack with Becky #1 while she tells me a bunch of bullshit sounds like my idea of a good time.
A long ass time ago I worked for a psychic line for like a day. It was hell and even I started to feel guilty about lying to people. One bitch asked me, "Is my boyfriend cheating on me?" I asked her, "What time did he come home last night?" She answered, "He didn't." So I said, "Yes. Yes, he is cheating on you." You would think that the dumb bitch would have said to me, "Bitch! You're the psychic. You should know what time he came home!" Don't ever call those things! If you need someone to lie to you, call me instead. I lie for beer.
best.
show.
ever.
loved her as becky. sara chalke is only awesome on scrubs, she actually sucked balls as an actress on roseanne. thank god shes gotten better.
i cant even comprehend how many hours of my life i have spent watching roseanne reruns on Oxygen and Nick at Nite.
She needs a bra.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
That IS a shame that the guy who played Mark died. What a beautiful Irish boy. I never knew he was hiding his Irish accent in the show. He had my name tattooed on his arm "Erin Go Braugh"
And Darlene didn't make fun of Becky's flat chest--she made fun of her big butt.
I can't read through all the comments, but am I the only person who could not stand Sarah Chalke as Becky? Lecy Goranson was the ONLY Becky.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
becky #1 should team up with jackie stallone and open a full service pyschic service to the masses...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Having recently been stuck in a waiting room at the doctor's office I read in "Child stars---Where are they Now?" (People) that she went to Vassar.
Submitted by DJ Tanner on July 26, 2008 - 8:26am
i think there's more money in majoring in three-card monte... but, she made her choice!LOL!
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 26, 2008 - 7:54am.
Looks like it paid off!
Submitted by DJ Tanner on July 26, 2008 - 7:51am.
Roseanne jumped the shark when Becky 1 left. Anyone know why she did?
not sure, but i think she went to college
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Roseanne jumped the shark when Becky 1 left. Anyone know why she did?
She looks like a full fledged crack ass now...too bad.
MK...this is one of your best posts ever. I just woke up my f'n neighbors from laughing so loud.
I remember her on Sex and the City - she was the hillbilly girl who was pregnant and then changed her mind about letting Charlotte and Harry adopt her baby.
LOL at Coast to Coast - my favorite are the Shadow People !
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Becky the first was the best
I never liked Sarah Chalke and I can't stand the commerical where she tries to get her underwear out of her ass. Boney bitch with bow legs...UGH!
I used to watch the show all the time, but once Becky #1 left it wasn't the same and not as good.
becky.cut.the.cheese.("Inherit the Wind")...my favorite Roseanne episode!
Submitted by JenJen on July 25, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Learned something else today I didnt know..the actor that played Mark...Glenn Quinn...od'ed in 2002.
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Awww..I liked Mark (meaning wanted to fuck him)...Sadness...RIP Mark...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Looks like she never graduated from Roseanne World.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Is it just me, or does she have absolutely NO boobs. At all. None.
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Nope, she doesn't! Which is why Darlene always made fun of her :)
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Actually Darlene made fun of her big butt, I think the flat chested jokes were more aimed towards Jackie.
Roseanne was a great show but it totally went downhill after Becky #1 left. Sarah Chalke just didn't have the 'tude down like Lecy Goranson did...
I think she may be channeling Dana Plato. The video stores should keep their guards up.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Learned something else today I didnt know..the actor that played Mark...Glenn Quinn...od'ed in 2002.
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Submitted by JenJen on July 25, 2008 - 7:51pm.
She did justice to Becky.
I was reading some of her blog today and she's into healthy eating yet she's got a ciggie hangin out of her mouth...go figure.
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ugh. My sister is like that. All into "healthy food", (won't buy a food processor unless it's one of those absurdly over-priced ones that don't heat the food or some shit), yoga, past life regression, yet bitch smokes like a chimney. What up wid dat? Ho don't waste no time gettin' her drink on either. Yeah, sorry bitch, yoga ain't gonna clear your lungs of tar or save you liver...
Ok, rant over...
Becky shouldn't smoke...Darlene is totally gonna rat her out.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She did justice to Becky.
I was reading some of her blog today and she's into healthy eating yet she's got a ciggie hangin out of her mouth...go figure.
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I always liked how her character was such a mouthy, self-obsessed little bitch compared to the more sardonic, too-cool-for-school sister on the show. All teenage girls on sitcoms are essentially horrible pains in the asses, but "Roseanne" never sentimentalized its resident trailer trash tart nor gave the impression the family would've really cared if her face turned up on a milk carton.
What's with the colonial American pewter beer stein? I'm so confused.
She was so good as a child. They all were on that show. John Goodman, my good... Great actor.
It's good to see that she grew up to be such a classy broad! I guess the cash is better than selling roses to cheesey drunks who just pissed off their girlfriends or are stalking new ones.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
love the vial of white substance on the table in thumbnail #2...
Not bad for a cold reading, MK. I think you've got talent!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
LOL @ the little blue candle on the table (with beer cans)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by vanessak on July 25, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Is it just me, or does she have absolutely NO boobs. At all. None.
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Nope, she doesn't! Which is why Darlene always made fun of her :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Is it just me, or does she have absolutely NO boobs. At all. None.
Canned beer, I haven't had canned beer since high school.
Goebel, anyone remember that cheap ass butt water?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 25, 2008 - 1:55pm.
What is wrong with me that I find immense humor in slugs drowning in beer???
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Nothing. Slugs drowning in beer is comedy gold.
As Pudge would say "Now that's entertainment!"
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Yeah...slugs are loads of fun. Those lushes!!!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by godard on July 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Black Label. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's the crap we use to lure and kill slugs in out garden.
Slugs are attracted to beer. Set a small amount of beer in a shallow wide jar buried in the soil up to its neck. Slugs will crawl in and drown.
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OMG, that made me LOL! And I don't have anything against slugs. What is wrong with me that I find immense humor in slugs drowning in beer???
lol...I was "brunged" up in Longview, WA. Born there...moved here to cali when i was 17 and have been here ever since...im 33 now. :D
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 25, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Anyway...we killed them with salt. :D
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I did that once and it was so horrific that I never did it again.
But I'm very squeamish.
Where in the state did you git brung up?
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
HA...well there ya go. Slug central...
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
Submitted by laurensav35 on July 25, 2008 - 3:30pm:
it was never the same without becky1's crazy haircuts and manly voice.
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That has to be the worst haircut ever, ever...it was one of those "what were we thinking" that defined that era along with the "Stagelights" blush in some God awful fuchsia shade that looked good on no one
The reason I ask is that I was born and raised in washington and one of the main things I remember about living there were all the damn slugs. Never see them here in cali...just those damn squashed snails. lol. Anyway...we killed them with salt. :D
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
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Mrs K....are you in Washington perhaps?
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OMG my secret is revealed!!!!!
Yup, I sure am.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
I meant by chance...not "perhaps"....lol...silly me. Blame the weed man...blame the weed. ;D
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Thanks 2Drink!
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by godard on July 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Black Label. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's the crap we use to lure and kill slugs in out garden.
Slugs are attracted to beer. Set a small amount of beer in a shallow wide jar buried in the soil up to its neck. Slugs will crawl in and drown.
true story
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Mrs K....are you in Washington perhaps?
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
yepyepyep, I have a very deep intuition/psychic ability too. there are many times, when I get a feeling, and I just KNOW something is going to happen, and then it does......scares me sometimes, I but I think it is also a very cool gift to have....
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Lecy Goranson will always be the only Becky i'll recognize as the True Becky Connor. She was brattier, bitchier, not as cute, and just fit the Lanford image better. I love when she returns and Roseanne shouts out, "Where the hell have YOU been?!"
Man i love that show!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by flori-duh on July 25, 2008 - 4:37pm.
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*breathing BIG sigh of relief!* ☺
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
Submitted by Euphoria on July 25, 2008 - 3:33pm:
Some time ago, several of us had a very unnerving and vicious encounter lasting several months with a poster that's name started with an "m" and rhyme with "house.
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ahhhh, thanks for clearing that up. Mouse Jr is my Chihuahuas name and he IS fabulous
Anyway, I have a great free site for tarot readings that I've used it for yrs...would it be ok to put the link up?
Submitted by yepyepyep on July 25, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I have dreams that predict the future, but only the bad things and get feelings of stuff that will happen that does, but I can only feel those things for people very very close to me.
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Very cool!