Becky #1 From Roseanne Is A Fortune Teller
When Lecy Goranson left "Roseanne," I was so fucking sad. Becky #2 wasn't the same. She was too classy for that shit and never belonged. No one could ever pull off a floral sweatshirt the way Becky #1 could.
Anyway, Lecy (I think she goes by Alicia now) was spotted reading tarot cards at the Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn last Saturday. That bitch is the next Dionne Warwick! I don't know if she does this for money or if it's a regular thing, but I'm spending every night at the Gowanus Yacht Club, hoping to run into her. Sharing a twelve pack with Becky #1 while she tells me a bunch of bullshit sounds like my idea of a good time.
A long ass time ago I worked for a psychic line for like a day. It was hell and even I started to feel guilty about lying to people. One bitch asked me, "Is my boyfriend cheating on me?" I asked her, "What time did he come home last night?" She answered, "He didn't." So I said, "Yes. Yes, he is cheating on you." You would think that the dumb bitch would have said to me, "Bitch! You're the psychic. You should know what time he came home!" Don't ever call those things! If you need someone to lie to you, call me instead. I lie for beer.
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on July 25, 2008 - 12:44pm.
The only way they could be more classier is if they were drinking a bottle of Merlot out of crystal goblets and eating the restaurant's finest caviar. All while wearing their most expensive evening gown and a luxurious pashmina shawl.
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Hi Jeffrey...not to pick a fight at all, but aren't Pashmina's totally like 5 seasons ago? Not that I could afford one. I saw a bunch at the gem show 2 years ago for like $25 each. Plus I think Vogue said they were out...
Love Carrotop and Diamond Dawg ~
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Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 12:38pm.
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh.
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Thanks...we're cheap...we work for beer money. ☺
And Welcome! You'll soon learn when it's best to run for cover, though. LOL!
Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 12:38pm.
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh. I just found this site and everyone seems like so much fun.
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Welcome to the fray!
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LCT! your avie is scaring me today- bring back the merkins...is that skeletina BTW?
:) you gals are silly
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Sayonara - as stated above Glenn Quinn played her love interest on Roseanne, the two daughters dated brothes (as I remember) and he was the nicer looking one. He passed away from OD not that long ago.
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I remember him... He had a recurring role on the show "Angel".
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
DDAWG,
I love Coast to Coast AM particularly when they have on the alien/ghost stuff!
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OMG!! You like C2C, too!?!? Not many people on the boards know about the show. Do you play along with one of the forums like Fantastic Forum or Nighthawk Zone? I used to play on those, but now I go to Godlike Productions for commentary (posting in real time along with the show) - that's the only one that doesn't censor you.
My favorite topics are the the OLD HAG SYNDROME (so friggin hilarious), Time Travel/John Titor, Exorcisms, and the Philadelphia Experiment.
The only way they could be more classier is if they were drinking a bottle of Merlot out of crystal goblets and eating the restaurant's finest caviar. All while wearing their most expensive evening gown and a luxurious pashmina shawl.
Boondog ~ welcome to DListed!
The toy car is a change holder.
She keeps the $$ she made from Roseanne in it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I did-she was great, she does seem like she can only handle hollyweird in smaller doses...she's a highly intellegent girl-being in that fog of shallow prolly takes a toll on her.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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It's Glenn Quinn ;-)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Awww shit...i said Becky #2...damn, im all confuzzed. This is Becky #1 above...ok..i got it now. Shhh...im sleepy.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 25, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Some days its like the gates of hell were opened and all the demons were let out. Those are the days when you should NOT comment and just watch.
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But I thought hell was where all the cool people go?
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I like to say the eff word.
I lived in Park Slope for a short while, never knew of any yacht clubs, but thanks for clueing me in. I'll be sure to pack my captain's hat and martini next time I'm in town.
Okay...I can see your future in this beer can and it says that you will soon be buying me another....
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 12:38pm.
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh. I just found this site and everyone seems like so much fun. About this post: Is there a reason for a little toy car being on the table? Thanks again for all the laughs!
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WELCOME BOODOG.
Just fair warning....today is a good happy rainbow farting day on Dlisted. Some days its like the gates of hell were opened and all the demons were let out. Those are the days when you should NOT comment and just watch.
JUST SAYIN'
STay and enjoy!! We're glad you're here!
It seats 14 clowns, too!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I read mark healy (david quinn) kissed Fishsticks Paltrow in a movie, Shout!.. *flushes puke and turds*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
DDAWG,
I love Coast to Coast AM particularly when they have on the alien/ghost stuff!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 3:38pm.
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh. I just found this site and everyone seems like so much fun. About this post: Is there a reason for a little toy car being on the table? Thanks again for all the laughs!
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Welcome!
And my guess is that it's her getaway car. You know, cause she's a carnie.
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I like to say the eff word.
In that picture the woman in the red top looks like she's pouring her heart out to Becky #1 (and talking with her hands for emphasis) and Becky #1 is looking over the top of her head, bored and waiting to recite the same bullshit "future" she tells every other customer. LMAO.
It looks like Becky #2 does it for beers too MK. Look at all the empty cans and shizz...
Still...I like to do my tarot cards now and then and let me tell you they arent fake. You have to actually believe in them...like fairies and shit...for it to work. No kidding. lol...ok, maybe a little. Still...its a hobby...so? what?
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Gowanus Yacht Club is a bar. But the irony (or whatever) is that the Gowanus Canal has been a famous dumping ground for industrial waste. It's also fairly inland. Although in recent years, it has been cleaned up and living creatures once again inhabit it.
There are some legitimate yacht clubs in Brooklyn, though; the borough is surrounded by water on three sides!
Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 12:38pm.
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh.
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Thanks, we do our best...and the drugs help.
Welcome.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Question:
if a person is a psychic, can they read their OWN future?
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They almost ALWAYS say they can't. Convenient isn't it?
But then there are the people who don't read cards, but ARE psychic and can see events in their future - not all of them, just some. Some sort of gift of prescience...I have a lot of dreams of stuff happening in my own life that does happen. Nothing dramatic so far, just outcomes of things I'm concerned about or want.
A good place to listen for this sort of stuff is on Coast to Coast AM - a radio program that runs from 10pm - 2am every night on AM radio. Affiliates across the country carry the show. Friday nights are especially great for psychic types calling in cuz the format is "open lines" generally anything goes (along the lines of paranormal).
Coast to Coast link: (its the show that was started by Art Bell, then passed on to George Snoory):
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 25, 2008 - 3:26pm.
3. There's a Yacht club in Brooklyn?
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you got a problem with Brooklyn, yo?
Peace out.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
MK and DListers...Thank you all for making me laugh. I just found this site and everyone seems like so much fun. About this post: Is there a reason for a little toy car being on the table? Thanks again for all the laughs!
that bitch sylvia brown wants like 250 for a half hour phone consultation
so I've heard
Submitted by Hekki on July 25, 2008 - 3:35pm.
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You knew he was Irish back then? I had no clue until he played Doyle and even then I thought his accent was fake, lol. I guess I wasn't paying attention.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by angry mom on July 25, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 2:29pm.
As usual, completely agreed.
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Did you see her in Boys Don't Cry?
She was quite good.
As far as her career, I get the feeling she's the type who just couldn't stomach the bullshit of Hollywood.
Of course, I could be WAY OFF BASE. Wouldn't be the first time, yo.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
TwoDrink.. OMG I didn't know that was Davids brother frm the show you are referring too. he died? yikes! I bet becky1 hated him staying on the show the WHOLE time it ran until the end and dated becky2 on the show still. Gulp!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Apparently she's sold flowers, too:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/708/2055/1600/Lece%20at%201-800%20Flo...
Aunt Bea, your Tater Head avie is scaring me! ☺
Diamond Dawg ~ thanks, I always wondered about that.
Becky #1 should be drinking Schlitz Malt Liqour. It's KLASSY!
That looks like Aunt Jackie sitting in the booth with her.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Mark from Roseanne died? I always thought it was funny that he had that accent that faded in and out. I was like, can't they hire an American? But he was hotttt.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 25, 2008 - 3:26pm.
3. There's a Yacht club in Brooklyn?
If I'm not mistaken, there are a few of them
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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Didn't he die the year Angel went off the air? I've always wondered about that.....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
How good of a fortune teller is she if she couldn't foretell the demise of her career?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 2:29pm.
As usual, completely agreed.
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Klassy with a Kardassian K!
I thought that was Shitney.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
OMG she does have some change peeking out!!!
Clarisse ~ $20?!?!??! i pay at least $60 to be told some lies and stuff. 20 for the truf (your - meaning MY - life is a failure) -- and 40 for the farting rainbows and butterflies about how its just about to turn the corner for the better!
Sayonara - as stated above Glenn Quinn played her love interest on Roseanne, the two daughters dated brothes (as I remember) and he was the nicer looking one. He passed away from OD not that long ago.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:28pm.
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I know! What the hell is wrong with these attractive, talented young men ODing on heroin? Or ODing on any drug for that matter? It's such a waste.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Question:
if a person is a psychic, can they read their OWN future?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 12:12pm.
And yeah, i hate when they change out a character on a show like that, Like NO ONE knows it happened. the Ole Switcharoo...
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Yeah. Like when they did it on Three's Company. What a collosal (sp) failure that was!
I love me some Sarah Chalke, but this Becky could really give ol' Roseanne a run for her money.
Bitch was fierce.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
LOL haha! Couldn't she tell that you weren't a psychic by coming to your conclusion after telling you her boyfriend didn't come home that night? There's so many morons out there. I believe that some people are truly psychic but there are too many phonies out there.
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