Friday, July 25th 2008
Not A Grey Poupon Fan
22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun was stopped at a red light in Salt Lake, Utah, when a car pulled up beside him. The passenger in the other car asked him to roll down his window. When Vitaly rolled down his window, the passenger asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
That's when Vitaly reached in his glove compartment, pulled out a gun, cocked it, aimed it at the other car and said, "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your fucking windows up." Hmmm...maybe he's a French's type of dude?
When Vitaly drove off, the passenger in the other car got his license plate information and called the cops. Payback sucks. Vitaly was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.
Some douchebags can't take a stupid joke. Vitaly needs to lighten up and get fucked with a funny bone. If you told him a knock-knock joke, he'd probably shoot you in the face.
That being said, I'd hit it in a bathtub full of Grey Poupon.
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Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on July 25, 2008 - 4:40pm.
This guy is hot in a creepy way serial killer way.
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ain't he? THAT's the draw -- sexy times are hottest when it's like Russian Roulette -- oh HEY, unintentional Russ reference there /cue lafftrack!
Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Clarisse: Good to know! I am new so I don't want to offend anyone!
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as long as you keep the snark to the celebs you'll be ok. after you get your sea legs, then you can go after the other members
JUST KIDDING!!!
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"That being said, I'd hit it in a bathtub full of Grey Poupon."
HAHAHAHA! This line cracked me the hell up. I created an account just so I could tell you that. You're frickin hilarious.
Clarisse: Good to know! I am new so I don't want to offend anyone!
I bet this guy is wishing he had chosen a snarky comeback MINUS the gun right about now...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 1:32pm.
D Dawg,
Walmart carries folding tables...lol.
and matching chairs!
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Thanks, Deb! LO-F-L. I'm gonna get Walmartized tonight. Husband's gonna come home and say WTF???
Maybe that'll get him motivated to get us a real table. Seriously, I've even considered the patio tables at Target for the dining room.
This guy is hot in a creepy way serial killer way.
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Submitted by Boodog on July 25, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Boars Head Deli Mustard - YUM!
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WORD! Boar's Head ANYTHING...yummmmmmy!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 25, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Just the right amount of humorous ethnic seasoning might have occured had the guy pulled out a Cossack cavalry sabre instead of a gun.
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That would have rocked! But, alas, he would still have been arrested; but we could have had a laugh at his expense.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 25, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Crazy Russians. I know all too many of these guys down in Brighton /Sullivan Room lol.Y
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SSubmitted by dreamhypnotique on July 25, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Just the right amount of humorous ethnic seasoning might have occured had the guy pulled out a Cossack cavalry sabre instead of a gun.
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I just COPYNPASTED to SAY that I LOOOOOOOOVE UUUUU!!
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Word! Great cast!!!
Boodog,
The divine Mrs Kravitz does not hate anyone! She is all benevolence!
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 25, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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I are so sorry, but I is not getting it. Maybe if I should be more edumacated I would not feel so ignurnt.
Crazy Russians. I know all too many of these guys down in Brighton /Sullivan Room lol.You can always spot a Russian 'gangster', just look for the 1992 Mercedes S500. Tinted out and banged up, I swear its a right of passage.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
SSubmitted by dreamhypnotique on July 25, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Just the right amount of humorous ethnic seasoning might have occured had the guy pulled out a Cossack cavalry sabre instead of a gun.
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YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMM
DREAMHYPNOTIQUE:
I just COPYNPASTED to SAY that I LOOOOOOOOVE UUUUU!!
/Steve Wonder karaoke backtrack YAAAAAAAAA!!
I may have to rethink this whole mustard/ketchup thing.
Perhaps it is time to think outside the box, Bunny!
I'll start by reading Who Moved My Cheese: An Amazing Way to Deal with Change in Your Work and in Your Life.
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Love Carrotop: THAT I am going to try. Sounds gooood!
D Dawg,
Walmart carries folding tables...lol.
and matching chairs!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
& this dude's FUG, but he's go that thousand mile slavic stare .... mmmm, greasy good time Lithuanian-Russ ex flashbacks...
Just the right amount of humorous ethnic seasoning might have occured had the guy pulled out a Cossack cavalry sabre instead of a gun.
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Boars Head Deli Mustard - YUM!
Mrs. K - I like both mustard and ketchup on my hotdogs and mayo on my burgers...please don't hate me!!
Euphoria: quit over-analyzating my poetries!
He's Russian, not French, so why the fuck would he be offended. It was a JOKE, asshole. Throw the book at him!
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Ah, I know far too many tough guy wannabe Eastern European thugs. Humorless lout, Grey Poupon ads were priceless. He needs to get hip to the old school pop cultural references and stop listening to techno and house music.
& I HEART crazyshit SLAVS!!!
He can mustard my slices ANYTIMES!!!
Leatherette
the night before after
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Please clarify...I is not understanding.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 -
Why?
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If it's not done the way my mama did it, it's wrong.
Life is so simple when you are rigid and close minded.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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I want mustard on my hot dogs and my hamburgers...preferably Silver Spring Beer 'n Brat Mustard w/Horseradish (ummm, yummmy.) I want ketchup on my fries only and use it as a base for my meatloaf topping. I guess I'm weird. I don't want ketchup on anything else, especially not a hamburger or steak, uhn, uhn.
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
read that the night before after someone here linked to Pitt's pussy ass legal warning letter!
Mrs K, I don't know if we can be friends amidst this ketchup/mustard fiasco. On my hotdogs you will find mayo, relish, mustard, ketchup, and sometimes onions and cheese. On my hamburgers are mayo, relish, mustard ketchup, onions, cheese, and lettuce.
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I like to say the eff word.
I thought it was common knowledge that you don't offer a Slav mustard while traveling in a car (well, horse-drawn cart), that's like farting while dining with the Queen (of England, not Elton John).
the DUDE! abides...
Some people put mustard on their hamburgers and ketchup on their hotdogs, and that is just wrong.
Depraved and wrong.
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I like mustard on my hotdogs and mustard on my hamburgers. Mayo on hamburgers - ick - but that's just a personal preference.
had to erase and re-write.
I'm with DebfrmHell. I carry, but I'm not fat, greasy and full of cocoa puffs. I prefer Honey Nut Cheerios. But I have been wondering where to get folding tables. We currently have no dining room table and there's no place to eat. Just haven't found the right table. Its been almost a year! Going to Craigslist right now! I want the kitschy-est table I can find. Like one that's made out of velvet and glass and crystal and crazy ornaments.
Mrs.K
I don't like ketchup on my hamburger but I do like mustard on my hotdogs
With that pretty bone structure, I think Vitaly would be wise to stay out of prison.
He looks like the brunette version of Spencer Pratt.
@Dreamy,
Not true.
I always carry on trips.
Gun is in Glove Box.
I hate CocoPuffs.
I am female.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 25, 2008 - 4:13pm.
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I only have a couple of cold fries between the seat and the console, so I guess I would get shot. :c(
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Some people put mustard on their hamburgers and ketchup on their hotdogs, and that is just wrong.
Depraved and wrong.
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Why?
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I like to say the eff word.
Here's a funny story.
When I went to L.A. to visit my brothers for the 4th of July, I stayed at my brother's (Andy) who is living with my other brother (Rick) in Pasadena. Andy told me to stay in his room cuz he was staying over at his girlfriend's house most of that weekend. Andy had some hot sauce on the table near his bed. The next morning I was supposed to meet him in Burbank and he called me and asked me to bring him some clothes for the day. He told me what to get and I got it all. But I also packed the HOT SAUCE that was on the tabel even though he didn't tell me to.
So we met up in Burbank with my best friend from high school. My friend got in the front seat and Andy got in the back seat, got his clothes and he says, "Hey, what the hell is my HOT SAUCE doing in your car?" I said, "well, it was sitting right next to your bed and I thought you must really like it so I brought it." He laughed.
So if the kids had asked ME for grey poupon, I could have offered them any number of condiments -- i keep salt packets, taco bell packets, and my brother's hot sauce in my car!
I always have fun times in L.A.
Men who carry a gun in their glove compartment are also usually the sort who use a folding card table to eat meals on, and eat Cocoa Puffs dry while sitting on the computer manufacturing fake checks.
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The only good thing I can say about him is that he's got a purty pout.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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More like teabagged in high school.
Jebus, some of the pull up jokes I do would not fair well where he is from.
oh wow, another example of why people suck.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Wow. what a DB!!! and DUMB, TOO! I think what he did is a felony!
This dude looks like a psycho killer.. Like don't make a wrong move or pick on him again, cause he's pissed! I bet he got bagged on in highschool
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You can tell by his eyes, the douchebag has no sense of humor. He's probably one of those metrosexual Russians that hit on you at a bar and bore you to tears once you start talking to him for reals. At some point in the conversation, he brings up the whole owning a gun thing and thinks he's a man that'll get laid because of it. Yes, he's a douche.
Your face!