Friday, July 25th 2008
Not A Grey Poupon Fan
22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun was stopped at a red light in Salt Lake, Utah, when a car pulled up beside him. The passenger in the other car asked him to roll down his window. When Vitaly rolled down his window, the passenger asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
That's when Vitaly reached in his glove compartment, pulled out a gun, cocked it, aimed it at the other car and said, "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your fucking windows up." Hmmm...maybe he's a French's type of dude?
When Vitaly drove off, the passenger in the other car got his license plate information and called the cops. Payback sucks. Vitaly was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.
Some douchebags can't take a stupid joke. Vitaly needs to lighten up and get fucked with a funny bone. If you told him a knock-knock joke, he'd probably shoot you in the face.
That being said, I'd hit it in a bathtub full of Grey Poupon.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...there is NOTHING meaner than a pissed off queen...and he's a Slav Queen.
Edmond, is that you?
LOL! This story made my day.
Sure has some DSL's this Nutfuck guy...lol.
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-Stephen Wright
http://www.tomorrowpictures.tv/2008/05/08/the-alexis-arquette-show-on-ho...
i told you guys.. its a small picture, but this dude is identical..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Clarisse & Mel-Tang -that totally sounds like my ex-boyfriend! I would drop his name but no need -kharma will fuck his ass much like the jailhouse ass rapist will if this pretty little boy makes it there -it's certainly where he belongs.
Submitted by mike on July 25, 2008 - 3:57pm.
I was overcome by revulsion as soon as I got to "Utah"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I think I just peed a little.)
Some people put mustard on their hamburgers and ketchup on their hotdogs, and that is just wrong.
Depraved and wrong.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Jeez, Vitaly, lighten up. I only pull out the heat when someone asks if I have Plochman's yellow mustard. Pffft.
http://www.plochman.com/productyellow.htm
ummm, he has nice lips?....
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Maybe he was having a bad day.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.
HEEELZ yeah!
Love me some Dafoe crazy eyes :)
D-bags all around.
I was overcome by revulsion as soon as I got to "Utah"
All you guys talking Russian mafia! Now i have to go home and watch Boondock Saints!
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"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 25, 2008 - 11:49am.
Good. I pull out the heat when people ask me to roll down my window too
It's an L.A thing ;)
Somebody's been watching too much Sopranos.
what a dickwad.
Christopher Moltisanti, you are NOT.
Read the idiot's name backwards really fast, and it sounds like Nutfuck. As in FUCKING NUTJOB.
I hope somebody draws a hair faster on this fucking gangsta wannabe at a traffic light one day.
Submitted by Hekki on July 25, 2008 - 2:50pm.
true dat
my ex ran around for the russians for a hot minute (behind my back)and told me some fucked up stories about their retaliation techniques(after the fact)...needless to say that is one of the many reasons I'm not with that idiot anymore (association is enough) Psychos.
hmmmm we have the same taste in men MK, I love psycho douchebag types too...and yeah, I'd hit that.
This is one of the funniest things I have read. LOL
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
That is awesome. This is exactly why I need a gun....for when morons throw around played-out jokes....."Working hard, or hardly workin?" "I don't....but you know what DOES work? This gun."
Dude needs to seriously LIGHTEN UP..
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"shoot you in the face", LMAO.
Mrs. K.: No kidding! The Russian mafia is the scariest thing out there. I could be wrong about this, but I think the Italian mafia had sort of an honor among thieves and they wouldn't kill kids or wives of their enemies. Kinda sentimental like that. But the Russians are cold. No mercy. I'd rather deal with the $cientos, the fuckers down at Gitmo, anything but them...
He would have shot him if he asked if he had any 'french's yellow mustard!!
Good. I pull out the heat when people ask me to roll down my window too.
what an asshole, there is no cause for such rage period but in FUCKING UTAH...whatever
MK, you're too hot for this asshole.
I never fricken roll my window down for anyone...I live in Cali and that can be dangerous.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Holy shit!
The White Queen
fuck that, That IS Alexis Arquette, don't tell me different either..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
yeah, you don't mess with people in cars.
I was stopped at a red light once, and the focker behind me honked at me the SECOND the light turned green. I was having a bad day, so I put my middle finger up in the rear view mirror.
Dude got out of his car, came up to my window and told me he was going to put a cap in my ass (Clarisse, I think we must have run into the same guy).
Anyway, I told him to fuck off and I went through the red light, only to discover I had made a right hand turn into the WORST part of town (probably where this asshat lived).
Last time I tried to be cool.
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Maybe he could a take a joke if it was actually funny?
MK you are killing me today...lol
MK - you just made me laugh so hard with that post that I have a tear running down my face and I have given myself the hiccups - seriously!
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Yikes, those Moscow Mafia guys DO NOT fuck around.
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Bawahhha!
I remember those pretentious Grey Poon Commercials.
He's an amateur...dude should have been carrying an AK-47.
Pfft, he was just mad because those dumbfucks who tried to be funny got the line wrong.
They were supposed to say "Pardon me" not "Excuse me."
I would have been pissed, too. If you're gonna be funny, get it right. Duh.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
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He has raging gay face.
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oh my! i've been tempted to do that before but will certainly NO LONGER ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT
See! You don't fuck with people in cars anymore!!! I was on a date and on the way home the guy that was driving was fucking with some guy next to him...well, we hit construction, this guy rolls up about an inch from my open window and screams "He's going to pop a cap in my ass!"
There was no second date.
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."