Dick In Rehab
Andy Dick has checked into rehab. Well, television rehab anyway. TMZ reports that Dick has joined the cast of "Sober Living." I'm not sure, but I think this is a spin-off of Vh1's "Celebrity Rehab." Dr. Drew is supposedly involved in "Sober Living" which will take a group of has-been pieces of trash and stick them in a Beverly Hills mansion without drugs or booze. Basically, it's "The Surreal Life" without alcohol. Please, you know these crackies will suck the freon out of the a/c or sniff oven cleaner to get high.
Sources say Dick decided he needed rehab after he was arrested outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings over a week ago. Dick will be paid for his involvement in the show.
Watching Andy Dick get sober on reality TV is going to be disgusting. Yes, I have to watch because I'm a glutton for punishment. Fuck, I even watched "Faces of Death" the other day and I have no idea why. Something tells me "Sober Living" will be more disturbing than "Faces of Death."
Oh and Andy Dick totally looks like a female-to-male tranny in the picture above.
Image: Fame Pictures
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haha, I stayed in a halfway house called Sober Living.
We called it Slobber Living.
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Damn he has a big ol rock head.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
THAT DUDE JUST CANT STOP BURNING HIMSELF IN HELL LOL
I DONT REALYL KNOW HIM WELL
ALL I KNOW IS THAT MANY PEOPLE THINK HE IS GROSS AND DISGUSTING.
I ONLY KNOW HIM FOR THAT SHOW HE DID FOR MTV WHAT WAS IT CALLED ?....O SHEA! "THE ASSISTANT"
LOL THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
ANYWAYS...
UHMM I THOUGHT HE WAS SOBER.
I MEAN WE SAW HIM ON THAT ONE EPISODE OF "THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD" LOL
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he's gross
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 26, 2008 - 9:18am.
beer.. a wiser purchase in hindsight, i'm sure
OT: soo, what?.. he's going for that "junkie #3" in a Rob Zombie production?
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Weird dude. His album had some really funny songs, but I grew tired of it and cashed it in for beer money.
One of life's mysteries....Andy Dick.
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Andy Dick = fuck-tard
(and probably fucked hard too)
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
He makes Vincent Gallo look like the epitome of grace and class.
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What a big head. Looks like a lollipop
Submitted by Fata Morgana on July 25, 2008 - 9:15pm.
He looks like an ano David Gest, Liza Minelli's weirdo ex.
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OHMYFUCK, so true.
Andy Dick is the epitome of disgusting. I don't know why he even bothers to show his face in public.
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He looks like an ano David Gest, Liza Minelli's weirdo ex.
The odd thing was that after reading about Andy Dick getting arrested outside of a Buffalo wings restaurant, I had this weird craving for buffalo wings, mmmmm so good! He looks like such a beard in the pic too!
Your face!
Honestly, he will have to OD and be found decomposing in his own waste to revive his career...you know, the few months/years he'll get in the comedic memorial circuit...Yeah, that's his best shot in terms of being seen even somewhat favorably in the public eye...It's harsh, but the truth ain't a chronic orgasm with a cotton candy desserts...Nope. It's a kick in the teeth with a stale shit muffin for dessert...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 5:50pm.
What IS Faces of Death???
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Just what it says it is. There is only one way to be born but an infinite number of possibilities in death.
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I've seen Faces of Death...great if you like seeing people eat monkey brains.
Andy Dick...what the hell is wrong with you.
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He looks like a skinny David Gest. Ew.
I didn't think he could look any more vile. I was wrong.
As far as completely useless humans go, this idiot is near the top of the list.
From what I've heard and read about him this rehab seems like a long time coming and well needed. Wasn't he caught groping some underage girl or something...Sick Fuck if that's true.
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Submitted by jim on July 25, 2008 - 1:39pm.
FUCK ANDY DICK AND HIS DICK AND THESE STUPID ASS FUCKING REALITY TV SHOWS, THEY ALL SUCK!!
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I agree Jim. But the jury's still out on that comment yesterday about women being crabby 'cause they don't get enough sex. Maybe the problem is that they're not getting enough *good* sex.
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He used to be funny. You are dead to me, Andy Dick. RIP.
is it me or does his head look freakishly gigantic in that picture. Like "how is his skinny neck holding up that giant bobblehead" big.
Back when he was in the Ben Stiller show with Garafalo and Stiller he was hilarious. How far down can someone fall....
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Oh awesome, not only does he have one kid but THREE. Who would mate with this??
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Gabriela on July 25, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Is Dick his real last name?
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I think it actually is.
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I like to say the eff word.
Is Dick his real last name? It can't be. In either case, I think an attitude adjustment might just be impossible without a name change. Psychologically, it must affect him as well as the way he is perceived by the public.
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What IS Faces of Death???
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by angel_i on July 25, 2008 - 3:47pm.
DON'T WATCH FACES OF DEATH!!!
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Jeezits, is it really that bad? (wouldn't it be awesome if there were cheese crackers in the shape of Jesus?)
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why does Andy Dick look like Dave Navarro all the sudden?
DON'T WATCH FACES OF DEATH!!!
Ok, mebbe just to see it - but don't watch it all. Just don't.
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Faces of Death, huh? I've never seen that. I kind of want to now, out of curiosity you see. Is it really that disturbing?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Noooo... I hate "Faces of Death." Now I'm going to have that image of that monkey trapped in the table while hungry vultures, a.ka. mankind, eat his brain! Noooooooooo!!!!!!
Two words why I like Andy:
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On that note, I am am going to imbibe. Have a nice one ya'll. Remember...if you are goign to vodka up you water bottles, bring some Orbitz gum.
Kidding. Have nice weekend. YAY.
Sluts. :P
He looks like a different asshole in every fucking picture!
Parissucks: Thanks and Hi to you! I have a strong feeling that this man is a straight up ass in EVERY facet of his life.
He looks like something Jack Black pooped out.
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hello BooDog, allow me to officially say hi....
yes, i forget whether he has a son or a daughter, but he is a father.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 25, 2008 - 4:53pm.
the scariest thing is Andy is a father.
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Holy shite! I hope they have his kid in protective custody! I did not know he had a child. Who would f*ck him and who would even feel it???
(I just came back from the Angie Jo thread where there's a little brouhaha brewing over there, so I'm staying over here.)
He looks like Ringo Starr aged about fifteen more years and fifteen more kilos of coke.
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Submitted by BobsBB on July 25, 2008 - 1:55pm.
He looks like the homeless love child of Charles Manson and Dracula to me.
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Throw in a few Britney Spears genes into the mix for the craziness.
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ParisSucks: He is a Father??? Holy Shit. I have no words...
I gotta be honest - I think that most FTM trans folk look waaay hotter than Andy Dick. He looks like the homeless love child of Charles Manson and Dracula to me. Why do people like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger OD while the no-talents linger on?!??!