Camille Grammer Is A True Inspiration
Camille Grammer (formerly Camille Donatacci) is what all gold diggers should aspire to be. She went from shaking her ass on "Club MTV" to being married to Kelsey Grammer. She met Kelsey in 1996, married him 1997 and had their first kid in 2001. That is how you do it. That dumb Sarah Larson bitch needed to study Camille Grammer's business plan while she was fucking with George Clooney, but she effed up. Camille should teach a class at the Learning Annex on the art of gold digging.
Kelsey looks like he fucks like a turtle, but who cares?! Who needs sexy times when you have that much money? She probably orgasms when she uses her Black AMEX to buy a Bentley.
The stunning Camille escorted her sugar daddy to the premiere of "Swing Vote" last night in Hollywood. This looks like the biggest piece of shit movie ever. Booze can't even make this crap entertaining. You're going to have to drop acid if you plan on seeing this.
Other skanks who attended the premiere just to have their picture taken so they would remain relevant included DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Drunk Abdul and Kevin Costner.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 12:24am.
I only cried because I sat on one of my testicles. It was funny until then though.
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I laugh every time I think of Sideshow Bob getting out from under the car, then stepping on one rake after another.
BEST SCENE EVER on the The Simpsons, TV!
Remember when we talked about it about 6 months ago, and we were both crying because we were laughing so hard?!
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 25, 2008 - 11:52pm.
I laugh every time I think of Sideshow Bob getting out from under the car, then stepping on one rake after another.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
AND he's hilarious!
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I watch the reruns of "Frasier" every night on Lifetime. I have tears rolling with the episode where Frasier & Niles are in the log cabin with Daphne, the friend, the father and the Ski instructor....
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 25, 2008 - 11:46pm.
AND he's hilarious!
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Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 25, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I knew that information years ago (read it in the STAR no less)
Aside from marrying the crazy stripper, I don't think Kelsey has ever done anything bad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 11:20pm.
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I just realized your name is 'explain yourself' that's cute.
Yeah, I'm slow.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 25, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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I knew about his sister and dad, but I didn't know the other stuff. GOD DAMN
From Wikipedia:
Early life
Grammer was born in Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands to Sally Cranmer, a singer,[1] and Frank Allen Grammer, Jr., a bar owner and musician.[2] His parents' marriage ended when he was young; his mother took him to live with her, and he was partly raised in New Jersey by his maternal grandparents, Evangeline Dimmock and Gordon Cranmer. His family life has been plagued by repeated tragedies. In 1968, when Grammer was thirteen, his father, whom he had only seen twice since his parents' divorce, was murdered on the front lawn of his home in the U.S. Virgin Islands;[2] in 1975, his sister was raped and murdered after being abducted outside a Red Lobster restaurant in Colorado Springs, Colorado where her boyfriend worked.[3] In 1980, his twin half-brothers were killed by a shark in a SCUBA diving accident.[4][5] He has sworn to prevent his sister's murderer from being paroled.[6] Grammer's mother died on 7 July 2008.
His being happy, and healthy, with a wife who loves him, is a-ok with me.
I had no idea of his background until I "wik'd" him on this topic. Who knew?
Thanks, Deb! *muah*
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Sky!
Sorry you have been under the weather.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Hi TV, ESE, Deb et al.
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Hi, Aunt Bea! Hi, Sky!
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Hey PSL, a little better. I'm on 4 perscriptions, so I should be on the mend. Thanks for asking. :)
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She earns every cent she has made. Just having to hit the sheets with this giant head is enough!
hey Sky? How are you feeling?
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Hi, Peeps! :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 25, 2008 - 11:15pm.
IBS? Nope, not going there.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Half of the time I had NO IDEA what they were saying because of the accents, but I still knew it was funny! Comedy is the universal language of laughter, right?
Um, did that make ANY sense?
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That's how I was when I first started watching. I felt like I needed a decoder ring or something. After some time, I got used to it.
No, it didn't make sense but it sounded clever. That's all that really matters. :)
Exactly Deb.....they have 2 kids, both by surrogate...I know she has issues with IBS (boy, that's going to set everyone off!), and who knows what else may be wrong....
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
I cannot fault her for a surrogate. I don't know that there may not be female issues involved.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
And you left out the best part of Camille's cash and did not carry pregnancy!!
Ew. And now *I* have stumbled on a thread with Kevin Costner! Thanks a lot ESE!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Joe,
I found out the woo-ee is probably running a scam. that left this woo-er out in the cold. It is a little convoluted. But my REagent friend has got him for 30k. lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
MrsK, I love "Flight of The Conchords"- those dudes are sexy as hell, and FUNNY.
Try Gas-X.....works like a charm.....
OT: I loved Frasier Crane- great character.
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Night, leave the stumbling to Paula, she's a professional.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 25, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Hi! *scritches tiger belly*
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wait a sec!... how in THE hell did i stumble on to a thread with Paula Abdul in it and not notice?!?.. that's it! game over! if i don't leave now i'm gonna start typing like M.E. after a bender!(love ya, M.E.!)... see ya all later!
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Speaking of TV [the medium not our beloved Team Valtrex] I've been watching Flight of the Conchords on DVD.
Ass splittingly funny.
Again the accents, but ya know, still funny.
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Half of the time I had NO IDEA what they were saying because of the accents, but I still knew it was funny! Comedy is the universal language of laughter, right?
Um, did that make ANY sense?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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Amen, that ho is funny, but you ain't so shabby yo'self...
These two bitches need some DListed love...
No! No! NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE...
uh-oh, you two ho's better run..Horny perved out Dlisted ho's after yo' asses...That ain't a good thing...Trust...Totally not speaking from experience either..Ok, I am...RUN!RUN!
I sowwy...:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mrs. K, AbFab is fantastic. I don't have any of them on DVD so I haven't seen it in years. But that's good, because I've forgotten a lot. So next time I see them, it'll be all new to me again.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I think I watched Full House once.
I still have nightmares.
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Aw, you guys!
Thanks for caring and sharing.
It's been two days since I took my meds and i've been crying a lot!
Just kidding.
I mean it has been two days but I have not been crying.
Just farting.
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And hello, Mrs. K, missed you!
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 7:38pm.
But AbFab comes in a close second.
I respectfully totally disagree. AbFab is far and away the best thing ever on TV.
Well, except for maybe Bosom Buddies and Alf.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 10:38pm.
i never understood how that guy got on two oh so sickenly sugar sweet shows when his entire stand up act was always running "blue"... funny guy, though!... oh yeah, sorry to hear about your gas
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Some Beano Mrs K???
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Goddamn it, TV
You always was always will be the funniest slut ever!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
OT: Thought I found an old letch to leech but it turns out I am too young. How is that for a kick? I am advance ordering Camilles Book on how to whoo and win someone with cash.
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You're going to woo someone with cash?
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 10:34pm.
You have gas? Careful about saying that too loud, that stuff is worth a fortune.
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Submitted by ESE on July 25, 2008 - 10:34pm.
hi, dahlin'!... think i'm about to lose all comprehension of reality.. other than that, good!
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About to lose all comprehension of reality? Hey, I'm already there. Come on, join me! lol
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Oh you guys c'mon. You don't think Kelsey is even remotely sexay????
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Okay, not so much Kelsey, but I will forever have a crush on Frazier Crane. His pretentiousness didn't make seem aloof, it was endearing because at the heart of his character, he was insecure and very gentle.
I have never watched another sitcom that made me laugh so much.
But AbFab comes in a close second.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Speaking of Full House I just saw a Bob Saget DVD called That Ain't Right.
Man, that guy has a potty mouth.
I laughed my ass off!
Oh, and I have gas.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
OT: Thought I found an old letch to leech but it turns out I am too young. How is that for a kick? I am advance ordering Camilles Book on how to whoo and win someone with cash.
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You zone in on someone at his lowest point, stoned out on drugs. Make sure it's your face he sees whenever he wakes up between benders. Then make sure you get the credit cards before he heads into rehab. When he comes out, so much of his money is invested in your implants and collagen lips, he'll have no choice but to stay with you.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
PSL!!!!
I have gas.
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 25, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Hello, Mr. Man. How are you this evening?
hi, dahlin'!... think i'm about to lose all comprehension of reality.. other than that, good!
OT: nope, it'll just bring up bad memories of "Full House"
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Hello everyone! Because it is now officially the weekend, I am going to say something nice. I will give Camille credit for helping Kelsy clean his ass up. he was a fucking mess on drugs, and she helped him straighten out.
there, I'm done.
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years