Camille Grammer Is A True Inspiration
Camille Grammer (formerly Camille Donatacci) is what all gold diggers should aspire to be. She went from shaking her ass on "Club MTV" to being married to Kelsey Grammer. She met Kelsey in 1996, married him 1997 and had their first kid in 2001. That is how you do it. That dumb Sarah Larson bitch needed to study Camille Grammer's business plan while she was fucking with George Clooney, but she effed up. Camille should teach a class at the Learning Annex on the art of gold digging.
Kelsey looks like he fucks like a turtle, but who cares?! Who needs sexy times when you have that much money? She probably orgasms when she uses her Black AMEX to buy a Bentley.
The stunning Camille escorted her sugar daddy to the premiere of "Swing Vote" last night in Hollywood. This looks like the biggest piece of shit movie ever. Booze can't even make this crap entertaining. You're going to have to drop acid if you plan on seeing this.
Other skanks who attended the premiere just to have their picture taken so they would remain relevant included DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Drunk Abdul and Kevin Costner.
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Deb!
how's it going?
I have gas.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
HI Mrs. K!
Long time no see!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Look, I may not know my tush froma hole in the ground, but I will tell you what I do know. That little filly Camille loves her man. I can see it in her eyes.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 10:21pm.
What a contrast, 37 lb. actress and a 437 lb. actress.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Oh you guys c'mon. You don't think Kelsey is even remotely sexay????
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I'm thinking.........No.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by ESE on July 25, 2008 - 10:11pm.
reminder of who they're supposed to leave with?
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LOL! Very true! Hello, Mr. Man. How are you this evening?
OT: For every loving gaze, she collects a little cash. You know she's doing the pool boy.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 10:16pm.
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I preferred Kirstie Alley to Shelley Long. Shelley Long irritates me. That neurotic thing wore thin.
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Diane was also emaciated, but without implants.
I think she brought my Mozzarella sticks with the last round.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oh you guys c'mon. You don't think Kelsey is even remotely sexay????
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
I thought she was perfecting her Nancy Reagan "head tilt, loving gaze" because she has dreams of Kelsey in office.
Not in bed mind you.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 10:14pm.
hell, what do i know?... i thought he was still with "Diane Chambers"
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 25, 2008 - 10:11pm.
He doesn't even know that he's looking at her, he can barely see past his cataracts.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 10:07pm.
My dog is always trying to lick my toes, which I discovered one day is not an entirely unpleasant thing. And I always respect her after.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 25, 2008 - 10:08pm.
ON T: Never could understand the need for couples to look at each other while walking the red carpet. Why?
reminder of who they're supposed to leave with?
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
Are you bad mouthing our Dullicane Dolly? I have seen better teeth on Carol Channing...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Sorry, been talkin' to Texans lately.
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Don't apologize. I think it's sweet. A Jersey guy speaking Texan. I've always wanted to visit Texas...one of these days.
ON T: Never could understand the need for couples to look at each other while walking the red carpet. Why?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 10:05pm.
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Heehee Deb! I'm sure your dog thanks you...or maybe not. My dog is always trying to lick my toes, which I discovered one day is not an entirely unpleasant thing. And I always respect her after.
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 10:02pm.
They're disappointed with the poor excuse for a hurricane. Everything's supposed to be bigger in Texas, and I've been through worse hurricanes in NJ.
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JOE!
Beastiality????????
hahahaha.
That dog ain't that useful. At least, I hope not. Don't want to find out. Too funny.
i do not use the "GOD" word. I use dog or Gawd or something.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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I'm fine..studying or supposed to be. I hope the Texans you're talking to are faring ok with Dolly?
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by dead-actress on July 25, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Sorry, been talkin' to Texans lately.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 9:57pm
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Oh Deb..am I reading you right? You're saving your *happy endings* for your dog???? *eyebrows raised in astonishment*
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
HI TV!,
I am doing nothing.
OT: Thought I found an old letch to leech but it turns out I am too young. How is that for a kick? I am advance ordering Camilles Book on how to whoo and win someone with cash.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Torturing my liver, and you?
OT: You have to give Camille some credit, anyone that can sleep with Sideshow Bob and keep a straight face has some serious talent.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Hi, Deb, DA, JS. How y'all doin'?
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Y'all? Hmmm....I'm doing great, sweetie. And you?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by joe shmoe
HAHAHA! I had forgotten about that one! No, I am saving my "happy endings" for some miraculous day...dog knows when...LOL.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Hiya Tv..whatchya up to this fine Friday night?
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 25, 2008 - 9:51pm.
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Hi DA! Yes I was thinking that gaze looked kinda phony...also her skin looks baked. Very pretty though.
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Hello, darlin'!! How are you this evening?
ON T: Pretty is as pretty does. Pepaw sex has its benefits with these women. They come later. Pun intended!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Hi, Deb, DA, JS. How y'all doin'?
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on July 25, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Dear Al Quaida
Aim HERE , please.
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which reminds me: If some terrorists had shown up in the middle of that loooong-ass trailer for this shit cocktail, then MAYBE, JUST maybe, I'd been interested in the next seemingly half hour that shit lasted.
But they prolly nixed that cause they knew we'd be rooting for Al Quaida.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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HI Deb - yeh maybe I'm being too hard on old Kev..remember that scandal a while back when he asked for a *happy ending* while getting a massage in Scotland? He'd only been married a short while. (tee hee you're saying you'd be on hand to give him that happy ending, Deb?)
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by dead-actress on July 25, 2008 - 9:48pm.
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Hi DA! Yes I was thinking that gaze looked kinda phony...also her skin looks baked. Very pretty though.
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 25, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Stephanie Tanner, the 1st person who ever looked better while on meth.
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LOL! Healthy is NOT a good look on her!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
@Joe
Kevin Costner is Bull Durham was incredibly sexy. I started to go to minor league games after that movie!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Ooooh, she's looking at him..thinking.."When are you gonna drop dead? I'll have even more money to spend...yours."
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Has Kevin Costner's little trophy wife managed to squeeze out a puppy with him yet?
I like Kelsey Grammer; smart and funny=sexy in my book. Kevin Costner looks pretty and about as smart as a 2x4. Not sexy, IMO.
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Stephanie Tanner, the 1st person who ever looked better while on meth.
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She looks extremely unhappy.
This movie looks bad. It needs to be 5mins total.
Movie starts...One man has the last vote in America. He votes...the end! I don't what to know what hellish filler they are going to use to make this bad movie last over an hour.
~Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
Stephanie Tanner looks like she went into her mom's closet for clothes. Geez...!
Your face!
The movie has this Bicentennial Man feel to it and makes me feel even worse about poor Robin Williams. Kevin is stuck in the same career limbo as him but seems to be in a fairly good mood about it, while Robin is absolutely miserable and only gets occasionally happy when he gets a role as a pedo.
Your face!
Dear Al Quaida
Aim HERE , please.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Ronnie Wood thinks Costner's date is too young.
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
Gold diggers and cradle robbers love each other.
Can't we all just get along?!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Years ago when they first got married, I used to think that Camille was such a freak of plastic surgery, but now with all the other freaks of plastic surgery, she looks almost normal....almost...I wonder what she looked like before the surgical makeover? My guess nothing like she looks now, and arguably fuglier than she is now, cuz sorry bitch still got some surgi-fug...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holly Madison is quite good at gold digging too, I must say. Her and camille could stomp on Sarah Larson with their stilletto heels!
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Submitted by kellygrrrl on July 25, 2008 - 7:16pm.
"had his kid" - through a surrogate, of course
wouldn't want to mess up "the money-maker"
might have to go back to MTV and shake it some day
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Hysteria on July 25, 2008 - 4:26pm.
In watching coverage of that premiere, i was disappointed to learn that Kelsey is a republican.
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Who cares?