Camille Grammer Is A True Inspiration
Camille Grammer (formerly Camille Donatacci) is what all gold diggers should aspire to be. She went from shaking her ass on "Club MTV" to being married to Kelsey Grammer. She met Kelsey in 1996, married him 1997 and had their first kid in 2001. That is how you do it. That dumb Sarah Larson bitch needed to study Camille Grammer's business plan while she was fucking with George Clooney, but she effed up. Camille should teach a class at the Learning Annex on the art of gold digging.
Kelsey looks like he fucks like a turtle, but who cares?! Who needs sexy times when you have that much money? She probably orgasms when she uses her Black AMEX to buy a Bentley.
The stunning Camille escorted her sugar daddy to the premiere of "Swing Vote" last night in Hollywood. This looks like the biggest piece of shit movie ever. Booze can't even make this crap entertaining. You're going to have to drop acid if you plan on seeing this.
Other skanks who attended the premiere just to have their picture taken so they would remain relevant included DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Drunk Abdul and Kevin Costner.
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Costner used to be hot until he cheated on his wife and subsequently married his daughter ... ooops! Not his daughter? Sure looks like she's young enough. She did it right too, must have gotten lessons from Camille.
what is different about DJ Tanners face? i cant figure it out but she def had something done.
She is beautiful and looks quite refined in a typical American way, but there is nothing Italian in her any more.
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In watching coverage of that premiere, i was disappointed to learn that Kelsey is a republican.
Did anyone else take careful note of Camille's geriatric leopard spotted arm flab??? Way to show off your cancerous liver spots....this woman is NOT of Shauna Sand's exquisite caliber!!!
I remember seeing her on MTV all the time, back in the 80's/early 90's
"had his kid" - through a surrogate, of course
wouldn't want to mess up "the money-maker"
might have to go back to MTV and shake it some day
MK, we need a gold diggers category!
If PP has "CHICKEN CUTLETS"...PA has "RE-ENTRY HEAT SHIELDS" Damn?! NASA called Paula...they want their underside tiles back.
Props to Camille for having tight game.
Ifn' yaz gonna be a ho'...make sho' it pays well.
How will you know if you got it right?...MK will let you know.As will your hatin' ass...Honda drivin'credit card maxin'...girlfriends.
For a minute I was excited when I thought Camille was wearing the Shauna Sand Lucite collection. But nah, this skank had to be generic and boring with regular heels. She better up her game if she wants to aspire to Shauna's high status!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
God, it's so easy to become a gold digger. As long as you're not super ugly all you have to do is bleach your hair, get fake boobs, dress like a skank and wear a lot of makeup. Then flirt with a rich guy who's older than you.
Does anyone else think she looks a bit like Cher in that close up pic?
Camille has IBS, also known as Spastic Colon. Yes it sucks; I know 'cause I have it. Some foods can set it off (corn, dairy, etc). I could be out minding my own business and then OMG I HAVE TO SHIT! Not cool.
I can usually steer clear of what'll make me sick, but sometimes it'll surprise me. Or my stomach will just hurt for hours and nothing helps. Or I'll poop and will have killer muscle spasms that make me curl up in pain, crying, for an hour until they go away.
WOW! Stephanie Tanner looks like such white trash...Oh i could never Hate on DJ tanner, she was my favorite! Perfection!
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Paula needs to lay of the botox. Her smile looks like an Aztec death mask.
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Nous les hommes, nous aimons les femmes parce qu’au lit elles sont audacieuses, non pas parce qu’elles ont une nature perverse, mais parce qu’elles désirent nous faire plaisir~Paulo Coehlo, "Guerrier de Lumière"
Just how does one flip a Viper? Did it scrape all of his hair off of his scalp?
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
But Thorny, with Camille's Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I think he's the one that's currently changing hers...
She's too pretty to change Kelsey's diaper..
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and re this golddigger versus Clooney's dumped golddigger: gotta cut Clooney's mannequin-looking dumb bitch some slack because homegirl can't compete with the 'mo-diggas. NO PUSSY is tighter than a twink's love canal!
Wubba wubba wubba, that video is amazing!!! Clearly she and Downtown Julie Brown shared their clothes.
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Gotta love YouTube! Here's Camille dancing in short shorts, circa 1992:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnB1bg6MYM
I have to say I have always admired Kelsey Grammer for his "Man's Man" cheese factor. Somehow he makes it endearing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
For Kelsey's sake, I hope Camille isn't the type who marries well and divorces even better!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 3:23pm.
If this isn't Kevin's daughter, he is the skeeviest peepaw in Hollywood.
*shudders*
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Nah, that isn't his daughter. That's his wife. I remember seeing pictures of their wedding back in 2004 or some shit. His wifey is around the same as his daughters so yeah, he is one skeevy peepaw.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Gotta love YouTube! Here's Camille dancing in short shorts, circa 1992:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnB1bg6MYM
Albino,
That skeeved me out so bad i had to look it up! It is not as bad as i thought. She is 33. She only looks like a 17 year old.
*phew*
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Ah, I remember them doing those IBS ads so fondly. Those were such simpler times.
Why color the hair and not the beard? Y? :P
How could you forget Camille's star-making turn in Howard Stern's "Private Parts" as Camille, the Card Girl?
ISprained: HeeHee!!!
She should have chosen another color of dress, just in case...
Did Kevin have a little facey-lifty? We think so, based on the tightness and refreshment of the jawline and the malar fat pads. Also, there seems to be a tiny well done scar line just in front of the ear.
They say that rumors of Kevin's sizemeat are nothing more than carefully planted rumors and that the truth is....just the opposite!
She also was on the show 'Dance Party USA' (I think). That shows how old I am.
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Clarisse, that's his wife, so yes.
If this isn't Kevin's daughter, he is the skeeviest peepaw in Hollywood.
*shudders*
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
No, she's the spokesperson so she has IBS. I think it's way more nasty than constipation, but can't say for sure.
This is the chick who has IRRITABLE BOWL SYSTEM right?? Is she shiting her way all the way to the bank??
Regarding the 6th thumbnail...Candace Cameron Bure is gorgeous!
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 25, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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Um, on behalf of her husband or herself? Was she too constipated to have a baby? Or did Kelsey spend his days and nights in Depends? Do tell.
Camille is a spokesperson for IBS - Irritable Bowl Syndrome. I'm serious.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula,
I would have killed to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!
hee hee!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 25, 2008 - 5:14pm
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *pooooooffff*
Submitted by Euphoria on July 25, 2008 - 4:09pm.
3) had to reconstitute Kelsey's powdered-milk jizz and turkey baste it or
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That totally reminds me of the conversation I had with my husband last night where I pointed out older women need to use lube because they don't self-lubricate anymore, they just queef dust. He was really grossed out.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
bye PSL
This Gold Digger should start a Correspondence School to teach others.
k, I'm leaving now.....bye everyone....
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
I'd fuck Kevin Costner on a garbage can covered in vomit. He's THAT hot.
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I like to say the eff word.
Is it not better to dig for gold rather than to give it away like a truckstop hoolker...?
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"This looks like the biggest piece of shit movie ever. Booze can't even make this crap entertaining. You're going to have to drop acid if you plan on seeing this."
oh FUCK YES AND HALLELUJAH_AMEN!
almost walked out of the theater because of its TRAILER -- that SHIT was water torture, like they showed the whole fucking movie all there! FUCK. That shit belongs on the HALLMARK channel WTF!?
Well, you have to hand it to her for landing him and keeping him. She did the golddigger thing perfectly. Well-played, hooer.
Girls nowadays have no idea how to work it. They are WAY too eager to give BJs and anal and stuff like that - on a FIRST DATE. Even the douchey young guys now would be happy for a little challenge.
*sigh* Do I have to explain everything to these little whores? Maybe Camille and I should write a book.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 25, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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Yeah, she used a surrogate, so she's either:
1) vain as hell and doesn't want to wreck her figure
2) scarred from STDs and can't conceive/give birth
3) had to reconstitute Kelsey's powdered-milk jizz and turkey baste it or
4) all of the above
ISMU, no it's not- because I'm not looking it up either....hahahahhaha
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years