This Shit Is Finally Over (For Now)
This is just an excuse to post another picture of Dollhouse Dude. He was my favorite part of this whole Brit/KFed custody fiasco. Dollhouse Dude is looking so.....sad. This bitch needs help! Ty Pennington and Fisher Price should team up to give him a makeover. He also might need help from Habitat for Humanity. Dollhouse Dude is going to be without a dollhouse soon. Sad. I'd send him mine, but I'm really attached to it. It's my favorite Sunday afternoon activity. Play with my dollhouse while getting plastered.
Anyway, the Brit and KFed custody battle is officially over for now. Yesterday, Commissioner Gordon signed off on the custody agreement. KFed gets sole custody of SPF and JJ with Brit Brit getting visitation rights. She currently has one sleepover per week and will get another one before the end of the year.
KFed will get $20,000 a month in child support. He used to get $15,000. Brit also has to pay off his $250,000 legal bill. Daddy Spears, who is in charge of her ass until July 31st, agreed to the settlement.
Brit Brit will probably ask for 50/50 custody once the conservatorship ends.
Damn, KFed and his attorneys probably celebrated with whores, hot wings and Henny. $250,000? I really should have been a lawyer. Too bad I hate wearing a suit. Seriously, lawyers might be happier if they could wear shorts and t-shirts to work. The only bitch that should be allowed to wear a suit is Rojo Caliente. She makes it looks effortless.
OK! Magazine asked KFed's lawyer why he needed the $5,000 a month increase and his lawyer said, "He's trying to contribute as much [of his own money] as he can. It's never been about the money." Cue laugh track.
Thanks Joanna for DD pic
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Submitted by riverchic on July 26, 2008 - 8:33pm.
I dunno river, the old gang doesn't post much. I really miss snowpiece & her KFed lovin ass! *crying for the old days*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
iHeartHaters:
I miss those days, too! *tears welling up* They will never come again!! BTW: What happened to posters like Pip, toriaddict, whisper, ect?
Submitted by Mr. President on July 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I've heard of adjustable rate mortgages, but adjustable chin strap mortgages?
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LMFAO! God I miss this mofo...and crazy Shitney, and Chrissy Crocker and cheeto avvies and Shitney court dates and even CB. I am losing hope of ever recapturing those days again *crying* They were the best of times my friends! I will miss them dearly. *full-on sobbing*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 11:51am.
Dollhouse Dude, like many others in SoCal, was sucked into an unscrupulous sub-prime loan. He stands to lose everything.
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HAHA, Sheeps. I've heard of adjustable rate mortgages, but adjustable chin strap mortgages?
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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.
his own money, you mean his other con games paid off?
oh yeahh KFreaks big bucks from being the great rap star.
I have trouble believing that she is going to file for full custody. If that is the case, then why give up the fight? She could have protested against this and filed the request for full custody. I am scared for her once Jaime is no longer her conservator.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I saw Dollhouse Dude in person last week at the Hollywood and Highland complex. I said to my hubs, "Hey there's Dollhouse Dude!" He had no idea what I was talking about, but I snickered to myself anyways. Dlisted inside joke, ya know.
Anyways, he's a fast little mofo if I ever saw one. I started chasing after him, but he was so quick and agile on his little scooter there, deftly weaving in and out of the massive throngs of people. I tried to take a photo of him, but I was unsuccessful. Foiled!
Ironically enough, he was the most normal looking guy there.
Shitney put Dollhouse dude and comingback out of work, stupid hwore.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 10:51am.
Dollhouse Dude, like many others in SoCal, was sucked into an unscrupulous sub-prime loan. He stands to lose everything.
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omg, hahaha!!!
what does the house MEAN?! what is the metaphorical meaning? this dude is so CRAZy, i can't breath LOL!!
When you read their stipulation yesterday, it only does 2 things: (1) Brits pays Kaplan $250k (only her "share" of his fees); and (2) child support goes up to $20k/month. Nothing modifies the existing childcare arrangements.
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0725_brit_wm.pdf
It's never about money when it's not yours!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
August 1st is when the Cheeto Reports start having a little substance again.
GIG, at least he is not on a Segway....lol
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
-Tracy Chapman
*chuckle* Yeah Unfitney is simply going to RUSH back to Family Court to get a 50/50 deal. If she's not to busy getting her nails done.
This chunky monkey shouldn't even be on wheels. Walk, you turbo turd! WALK!
Forget about vegetable oil, cali needs a law against throwing gum on the sidewalk. Nasty!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by shandiRW on July 26, 2008 - 11:17am.
did anyone else besides my despereate self watch that doc on e! last night (i know, i still feel drunk from last night), anyway, it was a sad sack-poor "cuntry" brattney spears, oh how the mighty have fallen kind of documentary~ looking back, i think yeah, ole girl was bat shit crazy! i blame pregancy hormones!
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I watched too!!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
did anyone else besides my despereate self watch that doc on e! last night (i know, i still feel drunk from last night), anyway, it was a sad sack-poor "cuntry" brattney spears, oh how the mighty have fallen kind of documentary~ looking back, i think yeah, ole girl was bat shit crazy! i blame pregancy hormones!
I don't think it is about the money for KFed anymore, but don't tell me it never was....
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
IDFC but the pic had gave me a wee guffaw.
She won't go for 50/50 custody when the conservatorship ends...that's when the crazy train starts up again and she will lose all visitation.
And she will probably do it on purpose. Stupid selfish ditch pig.
Dollhouse Dude, like many others in SoCal, was sucked into an unscrupulous sub-prime loan. He stands to lose everything.
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Between KFed & her loser Dad she is hemoragging money. Her paternal figure has lived off her since she was 8 and I think that's why she has no problem supporting federline's broke ass. She has no idea what a real man is supposed to act like-they don't live off their kids or their wives. They don't hold their kids hostage for "child support" either.
What makes them think she will get more visitation AFTER the conservatorship is over?? That's when she will go totally mental!!!!
Did Dollhouse Dude get homeowners insurance?
He should file a claim for damages.
That's so rough on kids, having to spend part of every week in one home, then the rest of the week someplace else. I'm sure K-Fed has a mansion and that she paid for it; why can't he just let her move in twice a week? Oh, she wouldn't like moving around twice a week? Then why make your kids do it?!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
5 days until the Daddy Spears conservership hearing, can't wait!!!
*rubs hands in glee*
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 10:42am.
DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!! :D
i don't believe it's true what was said that britney has an income of 700.000 $ a month. isn't the child support set as a part of her income(i don't know 1/3 of her income maybe)? i don't know how is in the states???
commish gordan-lol
Dollhouse Dude & rojo caliente fucking rule!
Brit Brit will probably ask for 50/50 custody once the conservatorship ends-for her kids sake they should leave shit the way it is, when they are with her they seem to find playing with lighters appropriate, what a fucking loser whore
KFED DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK CHILDREN.
*kanye west voice*
Does anyone know how much Kfed pays Shar in child support?
Deb and EvilShoe: Nice! *marking night of July 31st on calendar*
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
I wonder who long it will take for her to fuck up once her dad is gone. She'll probably be right back to Sam and Adnan (or whatever loser she feels like screwing at that moment).
Commissioner Gordon? hee!
Comish is totally going to receive a complementary "Popozao" CD after this from (and signed) KFed.
She's going to lose some of her visitation rights. Just wait.
*cheers*!! purple drank, on the house!
No shit Deb. Whats that date, I need to mark my calendar.
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Dick happens! - MK
The shit's gonna hit the fan once the conservatorship ends. Can't wait.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"