They Always Come Back
Earlier this week, Balthazar Getty stated the obvious by announcing he has split up with his wifey after he was caught being slutty with Sienna Miller. TMZ reports that Balthazar has been e-mailing with estranged wifey, Rosetta, and saying shit like, "I love you." Sienna probably already dumped his ass. Married men aren't fun anymore when their separated from their wives. Kind of kills the thrill. Hollywood wives better put a dick belt on their husbands because Sienna is cumming for them!
A source claims that even though Balthazar's pepaw is a billionaire, he hasn't seen any of the family money. Rosetta supported his ass until he got the "Brothers & Sisters" job.
What is the point of being married to a Getty if you're not bathing in $100 bills every night? I mean, Balthazar is hot and everything, but he looks like he has an "innie" and I'm not talking about his belly button.
Rosetta better not take his skeezer ass back! Instead, she should make him think that if he does a bunch of shit for her, she'll take him back. She should make him videotape himself shutting a desk drawer on his peen. Or make him use his urethra as a mouth to say, "My name is Little Balthazar and I am stupid, fugly, piece of trash who ruins lives." I do that shit in the bathtub when I'm bored. Don't judge!
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Thank you so much for the names!!!!! Love "Pilsbury Dough Ho"!!!! That might be the one!!!
Let me say, thank you everyone for the kind words and advise. Infedelity is something that you never know what to do about! Do you stay, do you go? Do you kill Hubby, or the Skank? All I know is my situation, and I didn't want to give up MY LIFE because Hubby made a dumbass move. Our marrage wasn't perfect before this happened. And I don't know if our marrage WILL survive this. I'm gonna try, and Hubby's gonna try, but I know it's gonna take longer than a couple of months to fix this shit. And, yes, I do feel like his Mommy now. And I hate it. I hate that he dragged this person into our lives, and in my head!
But, we do have a life going here. Kids, cats, dogs, home, cars, freinds, everything! Part of me taking him back was simple. I'm a stay at home Mom who has no family, and few freinds of my own. No job, no car, no money, no place to go with 3 kids. Homeless isn't fun. Same kinda with Hubby. But, he was just lost without me there do do his thinking for him. This was HIS bright idea, and of course it blew up in his face. And, he learned after sleeping in his car for a while, home and kids and wife isn't so bad after all. Most importantly, he learned that he was lucky to have me!!! What other woman would put up with all his weirdness? Me, who has plenty of weirdness of her own.
Like I said, I don't know if this is gonna work. A few months from now, it may be over. I don't know. But, I said I would give it one last try. And I am trying. Plus, I see for the first time in a long time, Hubby is trying. So, as long as we are both trying to fix this, I will stay and work on it.
And yes, it DID almost feel like I was in some sick, twisted movie. I refer to that time as "the Lost Weekend" that lasted a week. But, that one week of my life changed my attitude on a lot of things. from what I see, it also changed hubby.
Love ya, Sluts............Thanks for being here!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
BjorkYou: You mean this?:
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GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on July 27, 2008 - 6:10am.
That is fair, but be sure to let the news slip out somehow.
I don't have kids, so if my husband cheated, I would leave his ass in a quick minute.
If we had kids, I might feel differently. If I decided to stay with him, though, I would damn sure have a freaktastic fling with some hot-ass guy with a big dick. Hey, it's only fair, right?
"Or make him use his urethra as a mouth to say, "My name is Little Balthazar and I am stupid, fugly, piece of trash who ruins lives." I do that shit in the bathtub when I'm bored. Don't judge!"
LMFAO!!! another classic, MK, another classic!!!!
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Ah, fuck the Getty's and Sienna, who cares. I enjoyed the Luke Perry story though!:):)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by Leatherette on July 26, 2008 - 8:55pm.
right on, TigerLil! *sigh* Sexually, I think both genders are at best serially monogamous. When you throw kids, cars, mortgages into the mix, you really can't stay hot about each other 24/7 and yes, coming back to the same penis or vag gets old. Just the facts, ma'am!
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That's right, bitch! :-). The best advice I've gotten out of life is "don't mistake what should be for what is..."
Yeah, I've been cheated on, and it hurt, but looking back on it, it hurt my ego most of all...It didn't hurt my "soul"...(mostly cuz I sold that shit to Satan...shhhhh... Don't tell my mom, she still thinks I own it outright...), but I mean, you get over that shit.
Yes, yes, I know it's different with kids and such, but subtract your ego out of it, and really, most of the break up is financial shit.
Most of the 'trauma' kids suffer from divorce is the shit the parents put on them.
I just don't think you can judge a bitch for taking a cheatin' ho back. Me, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably bounce the fucker, cuz I'm an angry ass ho, but hey, I've had friends that took a bitch back and now they asses all happy and shit...Go figure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
right on, TigerLil! & LOVE the Streep quote, so true! *sigh* Sexually, I think both genders are at best serially monogamous. When you throw kids, cars, mortgages into the mix, you really can't stay hot about each other 24/7 and yes, coming back to the same penis or vag gets old. Just the facts, ma'am!
So I hope at the very least Balthazzzz used love gloves and didn't idle away too much time on tongue kisses with Sienna Vienna Sausage Maker Miller. I've seen her list of conquests -- they all look greasy and forgetful about dick hygiene.
DAMN, my fingers hurting again from too much typing on a Sienna M thread/SHAMEFUL
Submitted by Leatherette on July 26, 2008 - 8:25pm.
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Amen sista girl...
Although, many relationships do survive infidelity...In fact, I'd say most do, it's just that the woman doesn't know the relationship is surviving infidelity...
You want monogamy, marry a swan...(Heartburn...Meryl Streep talkin' to her papa..)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 26, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Do these dumb whores really believe that when they marry a celebutard, he ain't gonna stray??? I mean, really, a little fame = pussy buffet...or sausage, whatever you're into...That's not the exception, it's the rule. Either these dumb whores think that they are so special they ARE the exception or they know damn well they man gonna stray, and they trap his ass and take him to the cleaners in the divorce because he did just that.
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AH! Tiger wisdom again! I'm TIRED of these fixer-upper/rescuer chicks who freak out when this predictable crap happens, ESPECIALLY if the fixer-upper/loser douche in question is a celeb or rumored to have big money. Damn.
... shiiiit, just read Monalicious's story. But FUCK, once again: THESE FUCKERS -- YES YOUR HUSBAND FUCKERS -- AREN'T WORTH IT, PERIOD END. Don't give two shits how many kids or dogs or cows you have between you. DAMN, so you're now his mommy and his incarcerator with benefits?! Holy shit. I'll agree with you so you can yell 'YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS AND A HUUSSSBAND SO YOU DON'T KNOWW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Damn straight I don't. I have a boyfriend -- going on 3 years now -- but he pulls that shit and it's HIS dick that's shit out of luck. Yes, won't like his partner in skanky times either -- but she'd have to be someone I know well, like a co-worker, family, etc., for it to get that personal.
So the "homewreckers" always need a douche to come knocking on their pussy walls BEGGING to "wreck" theire allegedly precious homes.
Saps like the one you described will do it again, guaranteed. They need a mommy at home (YOU) to play this guilty-boy bullshit game over and over again. But it makes me soooo happy to NOT understand taking a turd like this back again. So thank you for your story.
Do these dumb whores really believe that when they marry a celebutard, he ain't gonna stray??? I mean, really, a little fame = pussy buffet...or sausage, whatever you're into...That's not the exception, it's the rule. Either these dumb whores think that they are so special they ARE the exception or they know damn well they man gonna stray, and they trap his ass and take him to the cleaners in the divorce because he did just that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
AND THEN take him for all the money he doesn't have. Make him live in some guest house doing blowjobs for keep./THE END
Barf. One should not have the audacity to cheat if they are a broke mofo.
Submitted by Hekki on July 26, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Hey, sluts! Totally OT, but I had to tell someone who would appreciate it... Luke Perry encounter!
Apparently he lives in my building. We just took the elevator up with him and he was so awfully nice. I had my crotchfruit and the stroller with a million appendages and we made small talk about having kids. I was totally blushing and flustered.
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I have a celeb sighting too!
A week or so ago I was at the Kohl's when Avril Lavigne was there hawking her new clothing line or whatever. Isn't that exciting??
*crickets*
Balthazar and his wife have the same jawline.
Submitted by Hekki on July 26, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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*WOOT* How cool is that?!
You need to figure out how you can work that! I'm thinkin' MK would pay you a few bucks if you were to get an upskirt pic!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Hekki on July 26, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Hey, sluts! Totally OT, but I had to tell someone who would appreciate it... Luke Perry encounter!
Apparently he lives in my building. We just took the elevator up with him and he was so awfully nice. I had my crotchfruit and the stroller with a million appendages and we made small talk about having kids. I was totally blushing and flustered.
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I have heard for years that Luke Perry is a very nice person. ** Back on Topic: I am not surprised that he wants to go back "home".
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Monalicious, you can also put a tracking device on his car and enable his cell phone as well to be tracked from your computer.
I give credit to you for taking him back, I would not have.
The best and most sincerest of luck, patience and determination to you and yours respectively.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on July 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Good for you. :)
It truly astounds me when men think with their dicks and then are SHOCKED when it comes back to bite them in the ass.
Like "what did I do to deserve this?"
You let your dick do your thinking for you, you idiot.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
She would be stupid to take him back. He was embarrassing public with his fling with Sienna. It was as if he was taunting Rosetta. But maybe should would take him back because of the kids.
Monalicious you're amazing. She'll probably take him back- they always do for the kids. Sad that she married him in the first place- one of those women who doesn't realize that she's so powerful on her own- he's broke AND ugly!
Well the name I call the homewrecking skank who caused my divorce is Cuntzilla. He's getting his though...that woman is making his life miserable. I didn't entertain the notion of taking my turd of an ex husband back though, sad for my daughter but there was NO WAY things could ever be good again after that....I took half his assets, plus I'm getting half his paychecks as alimony for the next 5 years, half his pension and I keep his balls on my mantle with a sign that says "Hope the pussy was worth it!"
i sympathize with her, but the guy's got a billion bucks and that's the best he could do for a wife? somebody had to say this.
Submitted by kellygrrrl on July 26, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I'm sure Getty's giant inheritance was used by his parents to put his head on straight
His parents are highly troubled, too. His father's getting kidnapped, having his ear cut off, then being ransomed didn't help.
I'm sure Getty's giant inheritance was used by his parents to put his head on straight
much the way Paris Latsis and Nachos Starv-whatever
When you are told that your multi-million/billion fund is at risk,
suddenly that pussy doesn't seem so worth it
so, again, Sienna was the dumped not the dumpee - per yoosh
@Monalicious:
Harsh, dude. My condolences for your struggles.
Ummmm....
Chunky Monkey? (*I* always like to have a little fun with this kind of thing)
Mighty Mouse?
Roly Poly Olie?
Pillsbury Dough Ho?
Then there's the obvious:
Fat: Bitch, Slut, Ho; Homewrecker.
Then movie titles:
The Blob
The Abyss
The Thing
That's all I got.
blessings;x
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Miss American Dream.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Sigh.
Water under the bridge
Live and learn
Life goes on
But if only I knew then what I know now...
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Right MrsK? I had therapists practically scream that at me for YEARS! Dumbass 20's.....heehee
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 1:13pm.
"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
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If only I could have figured that out, oh, 25 years ago!!!!!
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
my siggie may be very helpful to Rosetta .....
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
Submitted by Monalicious on July 26, 2008 - 3:43pm
My God woman! Sorry that happened to you!
You don't have to explain beef curtains here, its part of the Dlisted vocabulary!
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Bravo, Monalicious!!! Standing ovation!! Bravo!!
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Maple syrup and cat poop in the boots is one I'd not heard of before. Intriguing. It's like Kitty Jenkem.
WOW Monalicious, thats rough... Sorry about what happened, infidelity is a soul crushing.
The same thing happened to my mom last year, and my mom was able to sue the cunt who tried to destroy her marriage... So she got justice that way. Plus my dad's on a super tight leash now, deservedly ofcourse.
again, madams, I agree with you. I don't care how many kids you have with a cheater, you are just setting yourself up to be hurt again....and this schmuck PUBLICLY HUMILIATED his wife. Fuck that!
Monalicious, that is an awful story...sorry you are going through that shit.
how about "whorchie" for the homewrecker? It is a "combination" word....
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
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Monalicious,
If David Sedaris and John Waters brainstormed together, that is the story they would write. Exactly.
Monalicious, that's definitely the post of the day. Sorry about your hubby.
I can understand Rosetta's situation very well. Hell, that's why I haven't been here with all my favorite sluts in a while. I found out on June 6th that my husband was cheating on me with some skank from Hollister. I found out because he took her to his daughter's graduation, and the daughter called me telling me about her "new step-mom"!!!! It hurt, badly...... And then, he tried to come home like nothing happened. Nope, not gonna work. He found his work uniforms on the front porch shreded, with cat shit and maple syrup poured in his work boots. I dumped hamburger helper in his lunch bag, and put an ad on Craig's List with their pics on it, telling everyone what they were doing!!! He's lucky my bipolar ass didn't burn down the whole house!!! And, yes, I did take him back, after he groveled and slept in his car for three nights. We got three kids, eight dogs, two cats, and a life I somewhat enjoy going here, and I didn't want to lose everything just because he was being a dumbass. Besides, I think she dumped him anyway when she found out he had erectile disfuntion(ED), and I'm the one who has accsess to the VIAGRA. So, if he wants any, he HAS to get the pills from me!!!
Plus, it did have one good thing come out of it.... His daughter was soooooooo pissed he came back to me, she won't speak to him anymore!!! This is the same daughter who lived with us until she was 16 and went to live with her aunt in Houston. She moved after she phisically attacted me and almost broke my arm. And, she told people at school that my son molested her, that her Daddy molested her, and that I tried to molset her!!! None of it was true, but you know how rumers are. My son still has people asking him about it, and it's fucking sick to have to tell them, no, nothing happened, she's a Pathalogical liar, diagnosed at age 12 by her shrink!!! That child tried to ruin his life, and all of ours. So, it was almost worth it to get rid of her.
But, it is taking a while to get my life back from all this shit. And, I put that man through hell and back to make sure he was going to stay and be faithfull. he had to quit his job(because that's where he met her and where they messed around, at the fucking Mall), cancle his myspace, get a new cell number, and go to the Doctor for a full check up and blood work to make sure he didn't bring ANY skank home to me. Plus, a lot of other little things, like limits on computer time, me watching what websites he's on, all kinds of things. And it is taking time....... a lot of time to learn to trust again. I'm still not there, but working on it. And, the Skank has learned, don't mess around with a man married to a bipolar crazy bitch!!! I had to be held down and dragged out of the Mall when I saw her. Everyone heard me screaming, "Let me go!!! I'm gonna kill the bitch" and saw me being dragged by 3 grown men out the doors, shoved in a car, and driven away! And my husband knows if I see her, I'll beat her ass. And, he also knows I have nothing to lose hurting her. As crazy as I, all that will happen if I do anything to her is I get a trip to the local mental hospital, a shot in my ass, and once I'm calm and "stable", I go home and back to my life! One benifit to being nuts!!!And being a scorned woman in Texas. I could shot the bitch and get away with it!! Small town Texas justice!!
Can I ask something of my D-Listed sluts??? I need a nick-name for this homewrecking whore!! Something that discribes the skank to a T. I was calling her 'Beef Curtains", but got tired of having to explane the meaning. She is short, chubby, and tacky looking as Hell. I even told Hubby, "couldn't you do better?". Saddest part, when the daughter was calling me telling me this stuff, even she had to admit that I was prettier than the skank!! And I bet that was hard for her to do. I told my Hubby, "that's the one thing she didn't lie about!!!".
So, you never know what's gonna happen in a situation like this. I wish the best for Rosetta and the kids. I saw the pain and Hell mine went through, and he did have to apologize to the kids, and is trying to make it up to them as well.
Love, love, love my D-Listed Sluts!!! And have missed ya'll like crazy!! And glad as anything to be back!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I have no idea who these people are nor do I care.
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Green Is Good,
I would leave his ass and I don't care how many kids I had with him. Staying is just setting yourself up for being disrespected again and again, because it proves (I think anyway) that you don't value yourself enough to have boundaries with repercussions. Just because you have kids with one loser, doesn't mean you should go through life without finding someone else to enjoy a faithful, caring, respectful relationship with. Why hand all of your power over to someone just because they inseminated you? Hell naw.
But I have no children nor am I married, so what do I know?
Is it just me, or does his forehead look a lil abnormally large...?
Yeah, he's not cute enough to have no money. He better not fuck around (literally and figuratively).
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
that's MY death stare.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
ha! i just saw this douchebag sitting outside cafe cluny on west fourth street. sounds like he was talking to his flack cause said flack was giving him advice and getty was saying, "we just don't know the right thing to do." fucker avoided by death stare.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
If this story is true, he certainly doesn't have a lot of respect for his wife. At least do your Mea Culpa's in person.
Hah! Balthazar has a dumbass fan site, with a page for his soon-to-be ex-wife:
http://www.balthazar-getty.net/#/rosettamillington/4524655232
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 26, 2008 - 11:29am.
How many married women here would divorce the father of their children if they caught him cheating?
Good point, GIG, but still... They've been married 8 years. Maybe, like Tori Spelling's hubby, she hopes to hang around till he inherits? If he's not already loaded, she'd only get half of what they earned during marriage, or whatever any prenup said.
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