They Always Come Back
Earlier this week, Balthazar Getty stated the obvious by announcing he has split up with his wifey after he was caught being slutty with Sienna Miller. TMZ reports that Balthazar has been e-mailing with estranged wifey, Rosetta, and saying shit like, "I love you." Sienna probably already dumped his ass. Married men aren't fun anymore when their separated from their wives. Kind of kills the thrill. Hollywood wives better put a dick belt on their husbands because Sienna is cumming for them!
A source claims that even though Balthazar's pepaw is a billionaire, he hasn't seen any of the family money. Rosetta supported his ass until he got the "Brothers & Sisters" job.
What is the point of being married to a Getty if you're not bathing in $100 bills every night? I mean, Balthazar is hot and everything, but he looks like he has an "innie" and I'm not talking about his belly button.
Rosetta better not take his skeezer ass back! Instead, she should make him think that if he does a bunch of shit for her, she'll take him back. She should make him videotape himself shutting a desk drawer on his peen. Or make him use his urethra as a mouth to say, "My name is Little Balthazar and I am stupid, fugly, piece of trash who ruins lives." I do that shit in the bathtub when I'm bored. Don't judge!
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Let's not forget they have 4 kids together.
How many married women here would divorce the father of their children if they caught him cheating? Easier said than done.
whatever..his cock is tainted
Gotta love it. Asshole has had his fun and now he wants to go back home for a while.
She needs to pull an Anne Hathaway. Dump him, forget his name and call the cops. ROFFLE!!
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She is rich in her own right! She does not need him. I will, too, lose all respect for him if she takes him back.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
She may go back because of the kids. Not that that's rational or even wise, but people make difficult life decisions based on what they think is best for their children.
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DO NOT take him back, Mrs. G. You'd be putting your health at risk fo sho. Dumb sluts, all of them!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 1:20pm.
ITA but they usually use the kids as a reason to stay together, all that does is mess the kids up.
I wouldn't take him back if he promised me a date with Michael K.
I hope she dips him in clorox before taking him back.
NO MONEY! he's not that cute. dump him.
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Is Rosetta's family wealthy ??
She better have Balthy flea-dipped and sanitized since he's been with Sluttienna. God only knows what virulent strain of disease and/or body lice he's now infested with.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
What is the point of being married to a Getty if you're not bathing in $100 bills every night?
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DUH!
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Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 10:10am.
I am in shock over that Hasselhoff video.
hahahahaha. Skeevy, huh? Big-budget, too.
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I am of the opinion that she should take him back but make him suffer for awhile. Shit happens...don't throw away a marriage just because of a little slut like Sienna Miller (who?).
parissucks,
Agreed. I've felt pretty badly for her in all of this, but the only way she maintains my sympathy is by laughing at his sorry ass while following through with the divorce. Going back would be PATHETIC.
Submitted by kacky on July 26, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I recommend waiting til he gets another girlfriend, then seducing him and letting her know that it happened. Psycho, yes, but infinitely satisfying.
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I don't really see what would be the point of that. It's not like he can't pick up a replacement slut anytime he wants.
I think MK's suggestion was the best. MK needs to write a book about revenge ideas.
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Hekki, I thought LP lives in L.A.? I know where his kids go (went?) to school.......
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
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I recommend waiting til he gets another girlfriend, then seducing him and letting her know that it happened. Psycho, yes, but infinitely satisfying.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
If these were any two people walking on the sidewalk past me I'd not even notice them.
Actually, I'm not even noticing them now except for the fact that MK notices shit I don't and I have the intolerable inclination to proceed forth with boot in mouth.
I'm with you madams....besides his bank account, I don't see his hotness at all.
If she takes him back, my sympathy for her is over.
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
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Sheeps!
I am in shock over that Hasselhoff video. IN SHOCK! There are so many questions I have... so many questions. Like who exactly is the target audience for that? Does he know that he is five times the age of those 16 year old girls? He was drunk when he made that video, right? EVERYONE involved in making that video was drunk, right?
if it were only about the Getty money..but hell no, he fucked Sienna, that's just..I need serious therapy for that shit.
why would his wife take him back, no money and his dick is probably falling into pieces like Quentin Tarantino's dick&balls in Robert Rodriguez's film "Planet Terror"...I bet it was just like that! the moment he pulled his dick out of Sienna's so called "vagina" -a.k.a. British Government's nuclear test center with a hint of S.T.D.s'- Balthazar Getty's dick melted!
ps: he was hot back in ALIAS, now the only thing hot about him is the burning sensation Sienna left on his privates.
"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
He's beyond skank. But she'll probably take him back in an effort to reunite their family. (After making him ingest and inject every known antibiotic to ward off Sienna Miller cooties.)
Hekki -- I'm jellus! I'd have been so tongue-tied small talk would've been out of the question.
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This slimebag should be ashamed of himself. Completely disrespecting his wife and children in such a lewd and public manner just to get his dick wet in a cum dumpster cesspool like Sienna Miller. As if that “relationship” would ever last. She is the village bicycle and everyone is having a ride.
Hey, sluts! Totally OT, but I had to tell someone who would appreciate it... Luke Perry encounter!
Apparently he lives in my building. We just took the elevator up with him and he was so awfully nice. I had my crotchfruit and the stroller with a million appendages and we made small talk about having kids. I was totally blushing and flustered.
no access to the getty billions...bathy should learn to grovel by changing grampa's diaper to get in his good graces...
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"I do that shit in the bathtub when I'm bored. Don't judge!"
Dear God MK! I was in such a foul mood till I read that shizz! Fucking hilarious :D
Sorry, but Balthazar is not hot. He looks like he should be wearing a helmet at all times.
Nothing says true sorrow and recommitment like an e-mailed "I love you." Hasn't he already shown exactly who he is?
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New music vid:
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They look very similar!! something about their faces is the same. Or maybe the same bored expression....creepy. Even creepier if she takes him back. What he did was disgusting.