Saturday, July 26th 2008

Say Something Nice

Ummm.....errr.....well.....um....the colors on her t-shit are pretty? I can't! What in Jack Skellington hell is going on with Vadge?! Is she injecting roids directly into her face now? Even international supermodel Phoebe Price is looking at these pictures thinking, "Damn. Her chicken cutlets are out of control. Bitch needs to rotate those things." And her roid twigs will haunt my daydreams!

I hope Lourdes is leading her mother to the nearest buffet, followed by a 6-month nap in an oxygen chamber. Calgon, take Vadge away!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Lourdes does NOT look amused.

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I wouldn't be surprised if she's the pop star that has AIDS (a lot of people suspected Britney). She did a lot of kinky stuff back in the 80's, and I'm sure was with a lot of people. It may just be rearing its ugly head now.

I despise the way she lets Lourdes walk around with a unibrow and moustache. That's just all kinds of wrong.
And I know people are like "But she's just a kid" blah blah blah. She's going to get teased mercilessly about that, even if she is Madonna's kid.
Give the poor girl some goddamned grooming tips, VAdge. Jeebus.

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Oh vadge!tsk tsk tsk! Poor dear vadge!!

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Say something nice:

"Please put on some make-up."

i love madonna but goddamn

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Wow, without the 30 pounds of makeup and the gel lighting you can really see how much work she's had done on her face. She's scary. And her body looks terrible. Let it go, Madge - you're old. As TMBG always said, "Time, is marching on, and time...is still marching on." Eat a sandwich, for crissakes. Live a little.

Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on July 26, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I heard from some reliable medical sources that this bitch has leukemia, and 3 months to live. Makes sense, if you look at the whole story. Oh well, the world will keep on turning.....

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Umm hell noo she better say something cause i paid a months rent to go see her ass onstage... shit i want my refund

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.

Aww, TigerLils, *snuggles into your furry chin*...how could I forget you, precious? *purrrrrrrrr* *roar* *rawooooowwww*

I hope everyone has a wonderful tomorrow. I sowwy for leaving but the hubster and I ate at Red Robin and I'm so full I'm in a food coma! ha!

Hugs to the oldies and the newbies and PEACE especially.

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Me

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Lourdes will be cute, not now though...she has too much facial hair, pretty sure she will need to shave her face in her 20's.
Madonna problem is her TOUR, rehearsals and stuff...she's looking way too skinny. She's so into helping raisin' Malawi that needs to look like the locals?! Hope she's not gonna have a stroke on stage when I'm there watching, I paid a lot of money for the ticket!!!

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THIS is an icon??? Dear lord. Would someone put a cork in it and put it away? She is SOOOO over!

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She takes care of her body. I have to give Vadge credit for venturing out without makeup. Gwennie Paltrow looked better though.

She is my favorite . I saw her on a milllionaire dating site ----""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true?

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To ms.c1

A big fat kiss for mentioning the lovely Roisin Murphy.

Anyway, poor Madge needs to walk over to her KFC and get a big ole' bucket of chicken.

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She does this crap to her face and won't let her daughter wax??!! WTBloodyF? So over her.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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Damn, she makes Angelina look healthy in comparison. I can't help it; I like Madge's music. She seems like a nasty person, but I've been a fan on and off since she debuted. I was too young to be a Madonna wannabe, but I always loved that look back in the 80s.

As for Lourdes, if that's an awkward phase, I sure as heck would have liked to have had hers rather than mine at that age. I dressed like a dork, couldn't style my hair and was as white as a ghost due to my lack of ability to tan. Lola has some extra hair, but otherwise she looks very chic.

Madge looks almost like she's dying though. She needs rest and nourishment.

Christ! Somebody get her to Olive Garden
and make her eat Fettucini Alfredo already!

STAT!

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Are her cavernous cheekbones going to implode into the rest of her face? Actually, her hollow cheekbones are reminiscent of Brunelleschi's Death Mask. Her eyes look incredibly deadened, as if she is a prisoner marching towards the crematoriums of Auschwitz. Don't even get me started on those grotesquely engorged steroid-ridden arms. . .this woman looks beyond miserable.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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My mom grew up being abused emotionally and physically way worse than I did. I just feel sorry for her now.

COOL! We should have some sort of logo...

Lourdes will blow Miley, et.al. out of the water if/when she decides to pursue a showbiz career. Bet she could right now if she wanted to.

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CORNDOG: "What the heck is wrong with her arms?"

I know a woman who has arms like that. She's a yoga instructor who lives off of red wine...

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If the 11-year-old daughter is allowed to wear nail polish, then why isn't she allowed to get rid of that unibrow, mustache and 5 o'clock shadow?

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mitchyul's picture

OMG!

CORNDOG's picture

What the heck is wrong with her arms? She looks like she was tortured and they were cut up and deformed. Man she is one mess. Why is her face all caved in like that?

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Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 7:50pm.

To Jaxon, angel_i and . : Does our club have jackets? My mom was a nightmare too. Luckily dad was great, otherwise I think I would have offed myself years ago.
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I know the sadness is all over. My mom, in particular, was born during the second world war and my grandpa was in the army and they both were drinking LOTS (my grandma made me go to Alanon even tho no one was drinking by the time I came around... Yeesh! I WISH my mom woulda had a drink, dude!).

It doesn't make it ok, but it does make her human and forgiveness (for us all) easier becuz we all gots struggles you know. Don't think I don't get mad, tho - cuz that's there too. ANYWHO: No jackets. I say we get those High-Heeled Tennys! Or not ;P We're not dead like Madonna after all.

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I heard from some reliable medical sources that this bitch has leukemia, and 3 months to live. Makes sense, if you look at the whole story. Oh well, the world will keep on turning.....

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To Jammer:

Yes I know people who are "In the Know" were listening to GlassCandy in 99 and 01. Back when they used to play at a Bowling alley in Los Angeles. Duh. Don't try it. What I'm basically saying is we aren't listening to the crap that Madonna is producing. Oh I also forgot to mention that Roisin Murphy's "Over-powered" was another good Pop album that came out in 07.

I came into this world to live out-loud

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Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 4:12pm.

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No love for the tiger??? It's that eating people thing, isn't it? That's a vicious rumor!

Anyway, I still call photoshop on those photos. I even think that they may have used Debbie Harry as the lower face on Vadge in the first pic. Unless this ho got brand new surgery (after the face lift and cheek implants she had recently), this isn't a legit photo, especially since she looks somewhat normal in a few of them...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I'm pretty much parentless. It's freeing but sad.

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I hear you, but you take care of yourself the best way you can. Distance may be the best way to do that now. Who knows, maybe it will wake her up? Sounds like you didn't pass it on to your own daughter. Do you know how difficult it is to break that cycle? You can be proud of yourself for that for sure.

Wishing you the very best.

Nope, Aphid, not on popsugar.

Jackets? LOL

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Submitted by ms.c1 on July 26, 2008 - 7:00pm.

I hate to be THAT guy, but people in "the know" were listening to Glass Candy and the Chromatics back in 1999 and 2001, respectively.

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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

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To Jaxon, angel_i and . : Does our club have jackets? My mom was a nightmare too. Luckily dad was great, otherwise I think I would have offed myself years ago.

P.S. Jaxon are you on Popsugar too?

i don't understand why many us americans get these cheek implants done. in europe it's considered as ugly.

i love madonna - with or without chicken cutlets.

Submitted by Jaxon on July 26, 2008 - 7:31pm.

I so agree with everything you said. I'm at a point that forgiving and letting go is my only way out. My mother stepped on the last straw of my kindness and pity towards her and I've realized she is just NO GOOD in my life. I really wanted her to be a little part of my family but she's proven time and time again that she is jealous of me and still wishes evil things towards me. My own daughter saw it for herself and told me how scary it was to see my mother look at me with such evil intent. Thank you for your kind post and believe me, forgiving is for ME but when she denies so much TRUTH it anchors my heart way more than I should let it.

I'm pretty much parentless. It's freeing but sad.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.

angel_i, since you're into wicca, could you do me a fave and cast a spell on my mom? Oh nothing harmful (well, actually, yes because the truth hurts), but I just want that bitch to remember every evil thing she ever did to me rather than glorifying herself as some great fucking saint of a mother.

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Dot, I had to intrude here because I feel your pain for real. I too had an abusive mother and that shit can haunt you forever. Makes you feel like you don't even deserve to live if your own mother didn't love you. I can assure you that your mother does remember what she did and the guilt of it haunts her as much as it does you. Which is why abusers keep abusing. The guilt eats them alive so they keep striking out at whoever is closest. The only way to break this cycle is with forgiveness. I know, I know, who wants to forgive someone who messed their head up big time? But it's the only way to get free of the pain. This is done in your mind, NOT to them. I'm not saying that you have to say this to them, especially if you are staying away to protect yourself. But every time the pain of your past comes up you just do a little meditation in your mind saying "I forgive and this pain will disappear."

This forgiveness is FOR you. Don't even think about whether they deserve to be forgiven or not, just use it to heal yourself of the pain and trauma. If you are willing to offer up forgiveness it is YOU that will get free and healed of the pain. Remember, I'm not saying that you have to say this to your mother, just do the work in your own mind, for you. I know it works as it is how I got free of past abuse. I can't say I don't remember it anymore but it doesn't hurt and control me anymore. I have peace about it and it was applying forgiveness that gave it to me.

Sorry to intrude on your business but I can't help but reach out to someone in this kind of pain because I've been there and I know this actually works better than all the shrinkage and therapy in the world. Hope you can find some peace, no one deserves to be abused. Ever.

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Say something nice: at least Lourdes doesn't look like her mother. I always thought Madonna was one ugly bitch who overcompensated for her rather ordinary looks by doing stupid things: trying to look like Marilyn Monroe but looking too low rent to pull it off; putting out the Sex book which had the curious effect of making sex and nudity boring; adopting stupid accents when we all know she is a skank from Michigan; bringing vogueing to the masses years after it was popular in the clubs; and trying to hang on to any semblance of self respect as she aged.

As for Lourdes, the girl is 11. She probably has no idea what she really looks like. I was about her age when I realized that everyone (this was in the 70s) on TV was skinny and it was time to diet! Before that moment I never thought about what my body looked like in comparison to others. Let's let her be an adolescent and not fuck her self-image up, too, like her crazy mom's.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 26, 2008 - 7:03pm.

I was just ranting because I hope maybe something will sink into the brain of a mommy and they will take it to heart. Can I add you to my love list? I love you too damnit! I'm such a ho! lol :)

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Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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Wow. Very well said. I don't know which comment you were replying to, but I agree with every word you said.
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For the person who said Madonna's album is for those in the know then you obviously have no idea about what's really in the know. Let me give you an update child. Yes People are paying to see her live but when it comes to her album I think a lot of Madonna's fan will say it is cringe worthy. First of all at 50 singing "See my booty get down like what". O.k. not o.k. not eve slightly O.K. for Mimi Carey. The only good Pop album out there currently is Kylie Minogue's X. Its to bad it didn't do so well here in the states but it did great elsewhere. People who are in the "Know" are listening to GlassCandy, Chromatics, Hercules and Love Affair, Cut Copy, Kitsune Tabloid, etc.

Madonna has lost her touch. I'm a fan and I could admit it. She lost it when she thought she was cool at Misshapes in NYC in 06. Too bad she didn't realize that she should have been going to Boombox in London.

I came into this world to live out-loud

I just want to say this and get it out of my system. YOU can stop the cycle of abuse. Hitting your child is NOT, I repeat NOT reprimanding them. You are bigger, stronger and smarter than your child. REMEMBER THAT. Sometimes children are confused or have learning disablities or even emotional problems. Have you seen those shows where they show puppies who are left in a house all day and freak out and piss all over the place? Well, think about a child being in the care of someone who is NOT their parent.

DO NOT hit your child EVER. Can I say that enough? Discipline is behavioral modification, HITTING is a lazy, sleazy last resort. YOU are the one in control so CONTROL YOURSELF. Children need guidance, boundaries, and yes discipline but with love, caring and understanding and NOT impatience, cruelty and a swift slap.

-Rant over

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@ angel - CAPS!! lol :0)

@ Dot - awww, that's soo sweet!! I hope it doesn't backfire - I think it's great!

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 6:39pm.

Madonna was hoping her bearded daughter would draw attention from the hot iron she took to the face earlier that day.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 6:37pm.
It's a funny time of life to start walking around barefaced - that woman has caked it on since day one. What's with the death march?
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I think you're right on, it is a death march. Her marriage has gone down the dunny, she's effectively broken up A-Hole Rodriguez's marriage and she's trying, at 50 to put together a world tour. She couldn't look more miserable if she tried. Errr well being Madonna, she probably could.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Madonna was hoping her bearded daughter would draw attention from the hot iron she took to the face earlier that day.
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You know that you are dead wrong... but very funny. LOL

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 6:37pm.

I think the sad thing is that even if you're strong you'll always be a little broken. That's your MOM, you know? It sucks. And then - lots of other things don't:) Everybody's got something to deal with, at the end of the day....

angel, I agree. I always feel like I'm trying to 'fit' into a niche that I just can't fit into. I go against the grain which pisses my husband off but he's finally accepted that I can't be pushed around because I had enough of that from my mother and being ME took a lot of work and effort. -But, yes, I'm still wounded inside and it still hurts now and again but the pain has subsided enough where I can LIVE and be FREE of that bitch.

I certainly wouldn't be surprised if Madonna's children came out with a "Mommy Dearest" book of their own some day.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 26, 2008 -6:06pm.
...Britney Spears' filmed scenes for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour could be cut out, it has emerged.
The 'Like a Virgin' singer and Spears recorded the scenes to be broadcast on huge screens.
But Madonna -- known to friends as Em -- "hates" the video and is thinking about getting rid of it altogether.
A source close to Madonna says, "Britney looks amazing in the video but Em watched it and told them to take it out because she hated it.
"It was a scene where Britney was pretending to rip her own hair out."
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I wonder why she wants to get rid of the video altogether.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Madonna was hoping her bearded daughter would draw attention from the hot iron she took to the face earlier that day.

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Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 6:23pm.
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I think the sad thing is that even if you're strong you'll always be a little broken. That's your MOM, you know? It sucks. And then - lots of other things don't:) Everybody's got something to deal with, at the end of the day....

PS. Lola looks lots like Madonna when she was a kid. It is sad. Madonna had a chance. She did really have something to say at some point but the evil just ate her up. And yeah - It's a funny time of life to start walking around barefaced - that woman has caked it on since day one. What's with the death march?

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If this cunt won't let Lourdes shave her unibrow, then Madge should go out like this all da time.
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 26, 2008 - 6:27pm

Phoebe, you're on my love-list too (hey, sometimes you gotta speak up for yourself, precious)!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCH and big (((((((((HUG))))))))))

DAE, yes, I was making a "love list" to do something "Positive". lol I hope it didn't backfire. I wish everyone just appreciated each other a little more no matter what. I sure do HONESTLY appreciate so many of you here. I'm sorry if my senile ol' brain skips a beat but speak up and be heard/read because you all really do make such a difference here and your kindness and affability is downright contagious! :)