Baby Levi Strauss Is Totally In That Bucket
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took Baby Levi Strauss for a walk yesterday in Malibu. You're probably assuming that Baby Levi is in that stroller. You know he isn't. He's probably in that bucket, because Matthew thought it would be "totally rad" to carry him that way. He saw it in "National Geographic" or something. Matthew's bongo and his bong are riding safely in the baby stroller.
Camila looks pretty hot for just having a baby. I'm assuming that bitch had the works after she gave birth. Every Hollywood bitch probably gets it. The doctors don't even ask anymore. As soon as baby pops out, they bring in the wet vac and make it all right again.
Matthew also went for a walk later in the day with Baby Levi Strauss and a "friend." GAY! And how can Matthew have two baby strollers? They can fit both of those things in his trailer home?
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Submitted by roxie on July 26, 2008 - 4:32pm.
"Sara Gilbert named her son Levi too; it might be a new popular name for boys"
White southern trash have been naming their kids Levis for years...its a whitetrash thing
Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!
He looks happier on his walk with his guy-friend...hmmm...neway, I think he gave his baby mama fleas cause she's scratching her head
and P.S. I saw him and his baby mama on some cover of some worthless mag in the checkout line of H.E.B. and he looks bewildered while she's smiling down on her new pot of gold!
Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!
Camila's body is smoking in those photos. And Pepe Le Pew needs to wear some fucking shoes!
I liked him, till he pimped out his spawn. Now he is common hollyweird trash imo.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
We find it so bizarre that all these hollywood homosexuals go to such extreme measures to try to make people believe that they are str8.
In Europe people don't bother with such poopoo!
They keep the stroller outside the trailer on the "porch" next to the fridge.
Photos carefully pre-arranged and posed for maximum publicity that Miss Matthew IS a real man!
Submitted by Phoebe on July 26, 2008 - 6:30pm: "That's his laundry for the month - he's taking it to the water to beat it with rocks."
Good one, and probably so true!
Let's be happy he didn't name the boy Ganja Sunshine.
In the first photo, why does she look like she has a fancy sort of shirt on and he's sporting an auto mechanic's shirt? WTF? Did he just get off his shift at the local automotive store? Just look really mismatched in this picture.
Camila picked out the first stroller - he probably HAD to have the banana yellow one because it's different! lol
Whenever I see Matthew every cell in my body just screams out "DOUCHE!!!!"
Obvious homosexual Matthew now has PROOF of being a real man!
So there!!
(LOL)
Two strollers? Asshats
Camila's dress is so cute and she looks fantastic. bitch.
Matttttt put on some shoes!! And get rid of the 'Can I check your tire pressure?' shirt.
she looks good and he's stoned, like me, so I can't say shit
She's recovering nicely.Has the MILFy vibe going.I'd hit it...After she gets a shower.If I'm bangin' his girl-I 'aint trynna' smell the ginge.
I don't see too much of a problem with the name Levi. If they were real hippies they would have name him Guess. What's your name? Guess. No, I don't want to guess, you idiot, tell me your damn name!
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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.
Submitted by roxie on July 26, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Sara Gilbert named her son Levi too; it might be a new popular name for boys
Have you seen Sara Gilbert lately?
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007896.html
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I don't give a frenchmans' fuck about these two.
P.S. I LOVE the name Levi. Man I am really going against the grain here today.
Sara Gilbert named her son Levi too; it might be a new popular name for boys
Land of the Lost - Population = 2
Hmmm. T rex managed a tub. S'pose that's where he bathes as well. I can imagine it now. Big ole fun stick hanging out of his trout while he bangs on the bongos in his cast iron tub.
News to McConangay...when the kid starts screaming a big bag of Funnions aint the answer.
That's his laundry for the month - he's taking it to the water to beat it with rocks.
Most parents I know dress exactly like that when taking their newborn for a stroll.
He's NEVER going to marry her. She better get a lawyer now, and start collecting that child support.
The funny thing is, Camila is YAWNING in the photo.
BORING is not even descriptive enough for these two. Oh fuck. Now I gotta yawn!
DAMN! They are a beautiful couple, and I hate admitting that!!
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"It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." -Lawn-Mower Hatin' Pepaw 7/26/08
A picture of two people and a stroller! Stop the madness! You are killing me here. Seriously, the world has tilted slightly on its axis; two people who haven't bothered to marry but are procreating nonetheless and getting on magazine covers are walking their spawn! Has anyone checked the sky for the plague of frogs? Locusts? Paparrazzi?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Bugaboos are so 2005.
MK is throwin' us a bone but the bone ain't got no meat or sauce. I feel a panic attack coming on (kidding). -But, damn! When the twat twins pictures come out it's gonna be mayhem. Ah peace.
WTF is that short-armed asshole doing walking around barefoot?!? The asphalt is hot and dirty. Not that it matters to that stinky shitball. God, I hate him.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
hahahahhaha Sheeps! I was thinking the same thing......
Mk, he actually bought a house....not living in the trailer anymore....
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
I'm surprised his arms are long enough to reach that tub on his head.
Matthew is a fairly handsome man, but he looks as if he smells.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
God, what a douchebag.
Wow! Diggin' his Jiffy Lube shirt! How much they paying these days? Anyone?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"