Why Bother Seeing The Dark Knight?

I still haven't seen "The Dark Knight" yet. I know. If I don't see that shit by the end of this weekend, a warrant will be issued for my arrest. I'm pretty sure you're breaking some kind of law if you don't see this movie. Anyway, why should I bother seeing it when I've already seen Danity Kane's comic-book inspired video for "Bad Girl."

As much as I love the raggedy cotton ball known as Aubrey O'Day, this shit is bootleg. It looks like it was paid for with blowjobs and El Pollo Loco gift certificates. This shit also looks like porn. The porn version of Batman. Let's call it "Scatman" or "The Dark Niner."

Aubrey also needs to change the lyric "look at my eyes covered in Maybelline" to "look at my eyes covered in Maybelline, tar, molasses and crow feathers."

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 3:13pm.

Nast. And I haven't seen the Dark Knight either.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 9:34am.

"Brokecrack Pussycat"!!!!

There are too many of them. You don't need five singers, neither of whom can play an instrument (or read). You only need three, four the most. If you have more than four, they should be a band or at least a family like the Jacksons, the Cowsills, the Jets, or the Partridge Family, the latter of which was fake but were still more real than Danity Kane.

(Danity Kane? What the hell kind of name is that?)

The video is very Vivid Video.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 9:24am.

WHO on God's green Earth is rushing to buy ilk from these tired ass tranny messes?

They're just getting airplay until Puffy makes one of them his future beard, snatch optional.

They should be called Brokecrack Pussycat

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 2:54am.

The Pussycat Dolls want their music and only successful marketing scheme back. If it's not one group of daft, tone-deaf strippers, it's another.

[So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?]

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 1:17am.

Perez Hilton actually had positive things to say about Aubrey's new clothing line. Which means it is total trash. I can't believe i am typing those words. *sobbing*

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Submitted by Meg Griffin Rocks on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:48pm.

Dude, is that "Talan" from Laguna Beach with Aubrey in that video? That would be hilarious is it was true!!!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:43pm.

The only reason why I want to see The Dark Night is cuz of Heath Ledger, but I gotta confess, I never really noticed Heath Ledger's hot factor 'til he died...Now, I totally have a crush on a dead man many years my junior...WTF????

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Submitted by Abraham on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:42pm.

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:33pm.

OH and that track is some Bull Sh*t
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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:30pm.

OK so is it just me or is it like watching a PCD/MAdonna/Beyonce video with a little shameless vodka plug.
PUHLEAZE these girls wouldn't know about being a super anything they look like SUPER HOES
Has anyone seen the Aubrey Clothes line yet?
http://www.heartonmysleeveshop.com
What a dumb hooker like we don't have enough pregnant teens.
Anyway Im totally over it not that I was ever on it.
The whole thing looks like it should have a made in china sticker hanging off of it no offense to China of corse.
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Submitted by FRAUD on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:06pm.

LOLOL @ 5 different Brooke Hogans!

I just want to slap the $h1t outta each & every one of them for those tacky azz cheap azz synthetic azz monstrosities perched atop their heads!

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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 9:32pm.

Worth seeing.

Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 9:19pm.

I have no idea what I just saw, but it looked like Brooke Hogan with five or six different color wigs on.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 9:13pm.

Seeing Aubrey look so fine like this, I feel like an alcoholic who has just walked into a liquor store. *Biting fingers*

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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:54pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 1:04am.
Hello Dreamy, missed you. One fashion disaster too many. She went on there looking like a half eaten cheeseburger that was wrapped in my grandma's tablecloth

Hey Mr. President! I missed you too!

What a visual! I think she needs a few style tips from Christina...

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:47pm.

are they singing "baby, I'm a slut baby I'm a slut"??? That's all I can hear in between their excessive breathing! they're not even hot enough to call trannies, though they try. Useless people. Useless!!!

Damn. I need a doughnut.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:34pm.

Hello Dreamy, missed you. One fashion disaster too many. She went on there looking like a half eaten cheeseburger that was wrapped in my grandma's tablecloth.

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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:31pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 12:50am.

Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.

Ok, had to ask - what did she do?

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Submitted by angry mom on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:26pm.

i couldn't get past 33 seconds...these bitches is so mediocre

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:26pm.

angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 26, 2008 - 7:45pm.

This would be fantastic if it was Aaliyah and Missy E., and they slowed it down a tiny bit. Maybe add something to it and take out all the over done singing. Yea this would of been great with Aaliyah. Danity Kane??? No way.
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Yeah - I kinda like the song too...but the video....Erm, if I want to watch reality porn, that's what I'll do, thank you very much.

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I never said anything about the video. It is Danity Kane, what do you expect.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:20pm.

The Joker's makeup is probably better than some of the Danity Kane members'. (except Aubrey's, of course).

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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:18pm.

I haven't seen it either MK, so don't feel bad. I doubt I will. I'll wait for DVD.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:18pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 26, 2008 - 7:45pm.

Yeah - I kinda like the song too...but the video....Erm, if I want to watch reality porn, that's what I'll do, thank you very much.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:15pm.

I haven't seen it, and probably won't. I haven't seen a Batman movie since the first, and have been all right.

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:17pm.

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Submitted by hotguy on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:14pm.

=====================She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"m o d e l m i l l o n a i r e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆============

Submitted by Datura on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:07pm.

Who honestly finds their style sexy?
Desperate, desperate men?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:03pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 7:28pm.
LOL! Missy Elliot fucks for tracks!
(but in the reverse, you know?)
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Ooooh yes we know!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:02pm.

Don't sweat it, MK. I haven't seen it either. I'd rather wait for the DVD, because people are so ridiculously fucking goddamn RUDE in the theaters now. What happened to "theater etiquette"?

Screaming kids running up and down the aisles, crying babies, cell-phones ringing during the movie, and people having full conversations while the movie is playing. Fuck it.

The worst is the pigs that piss ALL OVER the toilet seats in the ladies room, or leave a disgusting present behind.

Rant over. Carry on.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:01pm.

Just when I thought I was done with Aubrey, she pulls of an amazing performance. No, I can't go back, too many fashion disasters and disappointments. *Biting fingers*

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:58pm.

LOL! Missy Elliot fucks for tracks!
(but in the reverse, you know?)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:45pm.

That video too trannilicious for ya babey

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:44pm.

I haven't seen it. I don't well with over 2 hr movies in the theater- I get too ansty. I'll wait and watch it on my couch _ I have a big tv.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:38pm.

We'll all party in jail together, because I never see any movie before it hits cable.

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Submitted by Tripitaka on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:30pm.

I don't know who these ugly no talent skanks are but the one with the blonde wig at the front has fat ugly legs, you can see it even with fast editing.

Submitted by simoneenomis on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:29pm.

I haven't seen it either ...

all I can say about that video:
a) I made it to :30 s
b) Dancing porno trannies who can't sing. AT ALL.
c) Dancing porno trannies who think dry humping the air is dancing. It is in some cases but not here.

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:28pm.

Boy is that video long!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:26pm.

I'm pretty sure you're breaking some kind of law if you don't see this movie.

Well, then arrest me now - because I'm NOT seeing this movie.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:26pm.

MK, any payment in El Pollo Loco is payment enough. Don't tease me, I don't have access to that fabulous place, I was drooling through out the shiteous clip. Great, another six months before I'll have my tastey chicken,rice and beans wrapped in a loverly fresh tortilla.

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