HoHan Hit By A Bike
HoHan was mowed down by a bike while leaving a club with SamRo in NYC last night. Dyke hit by a bike! Her driver took her ass to the hospital and she was out by 4am. I'm sure she went home and got mowed down again by SamRo. I'm not sure what that meant, but it sounded lesbianey, so I threw it in.
Michael Lohan told the New York Post, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about." Yup, I'm sure that's all he cares about. As soon as he found out about the accident, he called HoHan's lawyer first to see if he was in her will at all. The lawyer couldn't talk because White Oprah was on the other line.
Whoever hit HoHan's ass, did it on purpose. It's just natural instinct. You're riding down the street, you see HoHan walking out of a club, and you can't help but want to hit her ass. 25 points! Seriously, as long as SamRo wasn't injured, that's all I care about.
Here's our favorite cokey gayelles out and about in NYC a couple of days ago.
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I'll be sure to tell SamRon to ditch the stupid F hat if you'll tell the Madden bros to ditch theirs.
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stack the fridge & stoke the bong
we're staying home tonite
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ekc-4V0MXv8
A bike lol
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can someone pleaaaaaase tell samantha ronson that she looks absolutely ridiculous in that dumb hat ?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 26, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by RamenNoodles on July 26, 2008 - 8:16pm.
What is the attraction to SamRo?
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A little thing called $$$$ when Bloho has gone through all the moneyed cock that will have her firecrotch, a desperate fug lez with lots of family money and lots of drug connections becomes very attractive...
As soon as it's available, she'll be back on Oscar Meyer's team a la Anne Heche....There's just slim pickin's for now...Fret not, though, Dina is making calls...
That is EXACTLY what I think is going on, too. SamRo is the only stalker with the money and devotion to FireCrotch at the moment. Just a gravy train, nuttin' mo'.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
You made a funny.
Who is that belle in your avie?
Submitted by tommy2tone on July 27, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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If you think that Lilo looks gorgeous the ambiens are working.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
i did 5 ambiens and i feeled fucked uo and linds looks gourgeous
Well, it is kind of soothing to know that Linds washes her hands quite frequently, so even the spray tan went off.
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She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Dang it. I wished for a car not a bike!
Please let this be true and there is a video of this and let it show up on youtube!
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Ronson is headed for some serious heartache. When the time comes, she's gonna wish that Hohan got hit by something bigger than a bike. An army tank would be nice.
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That hat in the main photo annoys the hell out of me. Sorry, Lohan but you can't pull off dyke hats. -Leave that shit to the serious dykes.
Too bad it wasn't a car. Then they could have put that fucka in reverse!
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LiLo's hands are disgusting looking along with her pasty white freckled lumpy skin.
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I don't give a flying fuck about Blowhan's arbitrary orientation, she'll always be a lazy, talentless, condescending twat in my eyes.
Maybe being hit by a bike will make her realize that every time she or her buddies decide to climb their slimy piss drunk asses behind the steering wheel, that this could happen even though some aren't as lucky to live.
Haha
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 27, 2008 - 12:38am.
I didn't hit her intentionally, I mistook her vadge for a bike rack.
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HAHA. Her coochie is so distended from all those poundings that Ronson doesn't even need to use a strap-on. She just sticks her whole head in there and spins around.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 27, 2008 - 12:38am.
I didn't hit her intentionally, I mistook her vadge for a bike rack.
LMAO!!!
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I really do hope it was done on purpose, there are alot of delivery guys who use bikes, and they're like staight of the plane/boat, whatever, from I don't know where, and if it was one of them, they probably didn't know who she was! Thyen it's karma, but I love the idea of civilians taking revenge on celebrities, and in such a brilliant way, that can easily pass as an accident! that's fuckin' genious!!!
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I didn't hit her intentionally, I mistook her vadge for a bike rack.
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Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Mr. President on July 26, 2008 - 10:11pm.
I don't mind cyclists, but I absolutely hate the ones that view themselves as part pedestrian, part vehicle. They are riding along the sidewalk and all of a sudden they veer out onto the street. Stay on the road or walk your bike, don't just go wherever you want and obey the rules of the road.
I know, they totally suck!!!!
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I am 100% positive that it was one of my fellow d-listers that hit her.
Which one of you sluts did it??
Hi-5. I'm so proud of you.
P.S.- That bodyguard must have some good stories to tell.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA bitch i hoped it hurt
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Doesn't Madonna have that same crappy LV bag?? Looks like a plastic Maxie's on Sterling knockoff(that's our version of Canal Street)Bwahaha!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by beckhams chest wax on July 26, 2008 - 8:43pm.
The story's fake? So she just looks like shit for no reason then. If I were her I'd stick with the bike story:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by almostfamous88 on July 26, 2008 - 8:23pm.
I read the headline incorrectly..won't say what I thought I saw lmao
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What? Hohan hit by a dyke? LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Surely she must've been wearing kneepad leggings that prevented her from serious injury!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Stupid twat was drunk. Again. Color me shocked.
Apparently, it's fake.
http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/07/63787/index.html
I read the headline incorrectly..won't say what I thought I saw lmao
hekki, so true! you can't really trust these bastards riding bikes.
yes, Mr President.....there is a bike lane now, on the street that I live. Last week, some douche comes riding fast down the sidewalk, so I asked him to please use the bike lane, and he told me to "Mind my own business".......I am on the sidewalk- doesn't that make it my business?
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
I don't mind cyclists, but I absolutely hate the ones that view themselves as part pedestrian, part vehicle. They are riding along the sidewalk and all of a sudden they veer out onto the street. Stay on the road or walk your bike, don't just go wherever you want and obey the rules of the road.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's having the same kind of facial issues as Vadge! >YEEEESH<
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Haribo: No, I've had a few near misses and I've seen a few. They see you crossing the street and figure you'll keep going. If you stop, it confuses them and they plow into you.
PSL, exactly! but ali is not gonna make it. she's 'famous' cos of her sister. that's it!
I actually find Samantha kind of hot... She reminds me of my girl crush Shane in the L-word, I used to watch that show just because of her.
"As soon as he found out about the accident, he called HoHan's lawyer first to see if he was in her will at all. The lawyer couldn't talk because White Oprah was on the other line"
LOLOLOL
sad but that's prolly what would happen
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on July 26, 2008 - 8:34pm.
If she wasn't hurt, why did she go to the emergency room? I mean, forgive me, but I was under the impression that it was for emergencies...
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Oh, Jinxy, sweet dear Jinxy, no, hon...
The emergency room in your community is for emergencies. The emergency room in H-weird is for attention...See, we are talking about Blo-ho aren't we? Boo-boo's all healed...See how that works sweet-ums? *air-kisses*..."Emergencies"...you're so cute....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They'd better take that bike to the free clinic, just in case.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
At least now we know about Lezlo & Sam's foreplay.
Dyke hit by a bike!!!
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
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"Dyke hit by a bike!"
lollers!
The title of this post alone made my day.
hey hekki......many actors have places in two cities, which is why I asked.....
I met Paul Giammati on Thursday- he was so nice....
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
haribo, think about it.....if Lindsay is out of the way, the Ali can be the "star" she is dying to be....
Drama queen had to go and make sure everything was ok- though she was probably hoping she got fucked up, so they'd give her painkillers....
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
Oh, PSL, not that it matters, but Luke Perry does not live in my building. He was visiting another actor who does. Still, it was very exciting!
And I like Lindsay the lesbian a LOT better than I liked Lindsay the CumDumpster.
If she wasn't hurt, why did she go to the emergency room? I mean, forgive me, but I was under the impression that it was for emergencies...
PSL, ali?! alright, sounds possible. all of them are goldiggers.
"25 points" five extra if her shoes fly off!
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