HoHan Hit By A Bike
HoHan was mowed down by a bike while leaving a club with SamRo in NYC last night. Dyke hit by a bike! Her driver took her ass to the hospital and she was out by 4am. I'm sure she went home and got mowed down again by SamRo. I'm not sure what that meant, but it sounded lesbianey, so I threw it in.
Michael Lohan told the New York Post, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about." Yup, I'm sure that's all he cares about. As soon as he found out about the accident, he called HoHan's lawyer first to see if he was in her will at all. The lawyer couldn't talk because White Oprah was on the other line.
Whoever hit HoHan's ass, did it on purpose. It's just natural instinct. You're riding down the street, you see HoHan walking out of a club, and you can't help but want to hit her ass. 25 points! Seriously, as long as SamRo wasn't injured, that's all I care about.
Here's our favorite cokey gayelles out and about in NYC a couple of days ago.
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What's with the stupid hat and glasses. She looks like a Blues Brother. Old hag.
hekki, how do you know that? did you get hit by a delivery guy? ;/
Submitted by RamenNoodles on July 26, 2008 - 8:16pm.
What is the attraction to SamRo?
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A little thing called $$$$ when Bloho has gone through all the moneyed cock that will have her firecrotch, a desperate fug lez with lots of family money and lots of drug connections becomes very attractive...
As soon as it's available, she'll be back on Oscar Meyer's team a la Anne Heche....There's just slim pickin's for now...Fret not, though, Dina is making calls...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nah Haribo, it was Ali on the bike.....
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
I wish SamRo was the one that got hit. Maybe a hard blow to the head would knock some fashion sense into her. She's the kind of dyke that scares me - lipstick lesbians are so much nicer to look at...
I bet you a hundred bucks it was a delivery guy. They are kamikazes, I tell ya.
A piece of advice: If you see a bike coming toward you, do not slow down or change course. Just go about your business. They can't take sudden changes in their calculations of how fast they can go without hitting you. Never second-guess a delivery guy on a bike.
i believe ML either pushed her or was riding that bike. i'm telling you...
Did she get tire marks on her face?
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HoHan was mowed down by a bike while leaving a club with SamRo in NYC last night. Dyke hit by a bike! Her driver took her ass to the hospital and she was out by 4am. I'm sure she went home and got mowed down again by SamRo. I'm not sure what that meant, but it sounded lesbianey, so I threw it in.
Michael Lohan told the New York Post, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about." Yup, I'm sure that's all he cares about. As soon as he found out about the accident, he called HoHan's lawyer first to see if he was in her will at all. The lawyer couldn't talk because White Oprah was on the other line.
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MEMO TO SELF - DO NOT - DO NOT - READ MICHAEL K's COLUMN WHILE EATING LUNCH. EVER! YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR FOOD IF YOU DO SO!
Michael, this is totally, totally 10/10!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
i got hit by a bike too....the difference is i am not a dyke and i was only 6 at the time.
Damn. Wish I was there to see it first hand :(
dumbass was wasted and didn't look before she went in th street- she's lucky that is all that happened.
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
HAHAHAHAHA. MK you are sooo funny.
I am SHOCKED that Michael Lohan would thrust himself into the media spotlight so quickly after the incident. He always seemed so low key.
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Bye Aubrey. That last TRL appearance was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back. Sadness.
and how the fuck could she get hit by a bike?! was she THAT wasted?!
What is the attraction to SamRo?
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"It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." -Lawn-Mower Hatin' Pepaw 7/26/08
dyke hit by a bike...LMAO that's a good one.