Surprise, Surprise
The mega dick bag known as Shia LaDouche was arrested on suspicion of felony DUI this morning in Hollywood. This wasn't just your regular DUI either. This dumb douche could have killed someone.
According to TMZ, Shia made an illegal left turn in front of a car at the intersection of La Brea and Fountain. This caused the other car to hit Shia at which point his car rolled. Or as Brit Brit would say "roled." Apparently, Shia was clearly drunk at the scene.
The victim and Shia were both taken to the hospital. Shia seriously injured his hand and will need surgery. Hopefully, he didn't fuck up his jack off hand. Actually, it doesn't matter. He's not going to need his jack off hand in jail.
Shia's passenger suffered a minor head injury. The victim is currently being treated for minor injuries as well. Right now, the police are deciding whether or not to book him on felony DUI or misdemeanor DUI. Either way, he should be charged with being a first class FUCKTARD.
Shia was arrested last year for being a drunken mess at a Walgreen's in Chicago. So Shia getting a DUI isn't much of a surprise.
The thing is, I am trying to like Shia, but he's letting the gene known as "doucheness" take over.
UPDATE: Shia is one lucky douche. TMZ reports that he won't be charged with felony DUI, but he will be charged with misdemeanor DUI. He's currently in surgery having his left hand fixed. His female passenger and the male victim had minor injuries including bruises and shit.
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Oh, and P.S.--
Was anyone else completely.-- I dunno, embarrassed??-- when he talked about shitting himself until he was 15 or something like that?
If I had a chronic "I can't help but shit my pants" problem, I wouldn't really want that to be shared with the rest of the world.
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Submitted by VanikdidyKane on July 27, 2008 - 11:58am.
You know, when I first read this post I recalled him saying something like that. I can't remember where I read the article though...
But meh, in the end he was a hypocrite. So what else is new?
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Did they release a mugshot yet? What are the chances that he could have another classic mugshot?
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Blanche!! Warm up the Lincoln! Shia needs a designated ride home. 2 dead old lady drunks should be able to handle it just fine.
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Didn't this little twat taunt the press to find out something scandalous about him because he claimed to be so 'clean-living' ??
Didn't he say something like 'you'll never see me getting a DUI or going to rehab like these other people' does anyone remember him saying that?
Another celebutard slap on the wrist. Shocking...
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Don't get me started on drunk driving.
Douche is right.
Kudos to Shia! This is a vast upgrade from getting busted at 'greens.
Well done, La Douche!
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driving drunk is fucking stupid but I've done it in the past...he's just a cute little stoner moron
Submitted by NaNoop on July 27, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 27, 2008 - 8:42am.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 8:18am.
mike, I know...many people still get in teh car after a few drinks.....stupid.
NaNoop- Airplane is one of the funniest movies EVER.
I'd be like one of the jive dudes- tapping my crowbar on my hand while waiting my turn....
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Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
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shiiit yeah:
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 27, 2008 - 8:42am.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 27, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 8:18am.
mike, I know...many people still get in teh car after a few drinks.....stupid.
NaNoop- Airplane is one of the funniest movies EVER.
I'd be like one of the jive dudes- tapping my crowbar on my hand while waiting my turn....
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Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
AND Mike: your last sentence reminds me why Denny's "restaurants" (I use that term loosely) are still in business: the drunktards choice eatery after 2 a.m., in many towns the ONLY choice.
Submitted by mike on July 27, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 27, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Not an excuse. You either plan ahead and keep some money aside, or if you don't have it, you go home with a friend. Or you can stop drinking for a few hours before leaving.
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yep, didn't mean it as an excuse, just see too many idiots out in boonie towns/suburbs using that as an excuse. IMO, if you have enough money to bother going to a bar to get sloshed, you have enough money for a cab.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 27, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 8:18am.
mike, I know...many people still get in teh car after a few drinks.....stupid.
NaNoop- Airplane is one of the funniest movies EVER.
I'd be like one of the jive dudes- tapping my crowbar on my hand while waiting my turn....
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 27, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Not an excuse. You either plan ahead and keep some money aside, or if you don't have it, you go home with a friend. Or you can stop drinking for a few hours before leaving.
he must have eaten lead paint chips as a child
oy this little shit is annoying.
--- cause you haven't had real fun until you've sang "# beers on the wall", etcetera, in unison with a trolley full of drunks and their conductor.
Submitted by mike on July 27, 2008 - 12:16pm.
For those of you who don't go out as much as you once did (I realize some of you have kids or are otherwise encumbered), you would be shocked, repeat SHOCKED at the number of people you'll see leave a club/bar (after more than two drinks) and walk right to their car (alone). This is the case in Raleigh, NC, and was the case when I lived in Dallas, and when I lived in L.A. People are morons.
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True. But having recently spend some good drinking times in San Diego, I think it's also the non-availability of mass transit or dumbfucks not saving cab fare or being too cheap to spend for cab fare back home. In SD (as in San Fran) the trolley carts many a potential drunk driver (or drunk WALKER, those bitches cause traffic scandal, too) back to hotel, home, or dorm safely and funly.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 8:18am.
mike, I know...many people still get in teh car after a few drinks.....stupid.
NaNoop- Airplane is one of the funniest movies EVER.
I'd be like one of the jive dudes- tapping my crowbar on my hand while waiting my turn....
here in CO, we used to have wonky DUI laws. The legal limit used to be .10, but they had something that was called DWAI which was .06, and was, essentially a DUI. What was horrid was, you could be charged with a DWAI simply by being within a certain distace of your car with the keys, even if the fucking car was off. One of my students was charged when she was tipsy, went to her car to get her backpack, despite a cab waiting next to her car to take her home. Luckily, they dropped the charges, but it still cost her over a grand in legal fees. Someone else was charged because they were sleeping in off in the backseat of their car.
There should be reforms to the laws in the US. In most of Europe, there is zero tolerence, and one drop of alcohol, you are arrested. The culture here of one or two, and you're still legally okay opens the door for lots of people to drive while impaired.
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ANOTHER guy I cannot understand how or why he is getting better roles LEGITIMATELY.
Only if he's taking a career page from Brad Pitt and sucking hardcore producer penis and director dick.
mike, I know...many people still get in teh car after a few drinks.....stupid.
NaNoop- Airplane is one of the funniest movies EVER.
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For those of you who don't go out as much as you once did (I realize some of you have kids or are otherwise encumbered), you would be shocked, repeat SHOCKED at the number of people you'll see leave a club/bar (after more than two drinks) and walk right to their car (alone). This is the case in Raleigh, NC, and was the case when I lived in Dallas, and when I lived in L.A. People are morons.
Aside from the obvious reasons not to drink and drive (harm to others, and yourself), getting a D.U.I. is a major pain. It fucks up your driving record and can cost you a lot of money.
I love the picture Michael K picked out "What, I did this? I couldn't have..I am Shia the most talented actor of my generation"
I smell his career going the way Lindsay Lohan's did, and in the end he has to resort being a fake gay.
The most irritating thing of it is, while my bf who got busted unfairly for DUI had to attend shitloads of classes, pay a bunch of bullshit fees, I had to drive him everyday to work to his fucking business that he owns...and Shia LeDouche's penance will involve getting the bejeezus photoshopped out of himself for the cover of Esquire, in which he will have an article where he describes how "sorry" he is , and how "rough" his childhood was and turn his ass into a victim.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Still like him.
My uptight, preachy perfect sister just got a DUI by Capital Hill Federal police-- Bwa haa haaaa. That's the worst type of police to get busted for anything. They got money, time, lots of power, and big egos.
I think she is now on the FBI watch list.
Hope Shia just gets a driver or car service or a cab when drinking. shit will happen.
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Something tells me... this won't be the last dumb thing that he does.
Instead of going into detox or rehab, maybe he can be de-douched.
This idiot annoys the crap out of me. Smug little prick. I seriously don't get his appeal. Drunk drivers should be shot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 7:59am.
Shia needs a good smack upside the head.
He needs to be done like the mom in Airplane- where everybody lines up to give her a beatdown!!!
Shia needs a good smack upside the head.
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The driver's B.A.C. is often what determines how the State charges the offense and whether the driver pleads no contest, etc.
Ass clown. Sheesh.
Holy shit, I was driving home and I saw this accident. It was pretty bad, his SUV's roof was crushed and it was blocking two lanes of traffic.
I had no idea that it was Shia.....
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Submitted by Sensimina on July 27, 2008 - 7:10am.
Um, that's not such a great idea. My boyfriend got a DUI with ZERO alcohol in his system because he got pulled over for a tail light and stupidly admitted in a panic that he had smoked weed like ten hours earlier. BAM, he got slapped with a DUI and had to do all the bullshit that went along with it, like AA and shit, when he doesn't even drink and drives like fucking Mr. Rogers.
I thought the cops had to have actual "proof" that he was under the influence. Like a drug recognition expert officer (they have special training and certification to identify types of behavior associated with drugs), or field sobriety tests, or something other than him confessing to it. Like, he could later recant and say he didn't smoke any weed, and what would they have to pin on him when his day in court rolled around?
I'm no expert, but I thought the cops had the burden of proof or something like that?
That is kind of scary.
he should be made to do community service for MADD.
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 27, 2008 - 8:27am.
His acting in your mugshot-avie was Oscar-worthy.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 27, 2008 - 11:01am.
it's possible that shia was "acting drunk" because his car rolled over. People get into car accidents. shit happens.
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Actually that is true. A family member of mine rolled his SUV and he acted this way at the scene, he acted drunk at work a few days later and was immediately sent to the ER from his shift because of the kind of work he did and they thought he had been drinking or was doing drugs. The head injury issues lasted a few months.
Not that I am excusing Shia's behavior at all, its just possible. I think Shia was drinking.
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I fuckin hate this kid. Holy shit he makes me so mad. He is suck a bad actor it is truly offensive. And to top it off he is an egotistical asshole. And he is fug. All in all I am really sick of all these hollyweird assholes getting off scott free. Get a fuckin driver and get a fuckin grip, I swear these people make me look like a Mensa candidate.
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George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Sensimina on July 27, 2008 - 11:10am.
BAM, he got slapped with a DUI and had to do all the bullshit that went along with it, like AA and shit, when he doesn't even drink and drives like fucking Mr. Rogers.
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I'm sorry he got busted and it's not funny, but I did have to smother a tee hee at him driving like Mr. Rogers.
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Thanks for the update ESE. I guess the DA's office deemed him to be one of those kinder, gentler drunk drivers.
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Another asshole who grew up too soon and will skate because he is a celebrity.
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well, he skated the felony TMZ says... money train keeps a runnin'
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OMG, boomsy, that's terrible.
Shia's a little shit. Seriously, hire a driver or take a cab, fucktard.
My friend's mother was damn near killed by a drunk driver when my friend was seven. Her mother had just come from visiting a friend, and she was stopped at a stop sign. The DD take a left hand turn, and turned right into her car.
Her mom was in a coma for five days, and they weren't sure she was going to survive at first. She eventually made a full recovery, but her mom still has side-effects of the accident, 25 years later.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 27, 2008 - 7:01am.
it's possible that shia was "acting drunk" because his car rolled over. People get into car accidents. shit happens.
they didn't say he WAS drunk or that the police gave him a breathlyzer *sp?*, just that he appeared drunk.
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Nowadays, everyone is an "alleged" or "suspected" this or that. I bet they are probably awaiting blood test results or something. But, I would put some credit in the officers suspecting him of being drunk, that is what they deal with all the time.
Lawyered up rich folk get lots of leeway that the rest of us don't, especially at booking time! Even what details are made public, at least so early in the game like this case. We'll know more in a couple of days.
But, incidentally, the TIME that he was out, the area he was in, is probably drunk central. People getting out of the clubs that are closing. That is the witching hour for drunks coming from clubs.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 27, 2008 - 10:28am.
We need to enact legislation that severs hands off of drunk drivers, and allows for NO gov't bennies when they can't work cuz they got no appendages left. Let 'em rot on the sidewalk for the rest of their days. They don't care about anyone else, and certainly not themselves if they choose to imbibe and then pilot a deadly weapon and endanger others. Fuck 'em.
SO MANY offenders are REPEAT offenders, and there are countless others who just haven't been caught yet, even though they do it all the time. Obviously our legal system is NOT a deterrent.
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Um, that's not such a great idea. My boyfriend got a DUI with ZERO alcohol in his system because he got pulled over for a tail light and stupidly admitted in a panic that he had smoked weed like ten hours earlier. BAM, he got slapped with a DUI and had to do all the bullshit that went along with it, like AA and shit, when he doesn't even drink and drives like fucking Mr. Rogers.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Why, Shia? Drunk or not, what he did was stupid.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 27, 2008 - 10:01am.
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I have no sympathy for this careless, preventable act. And we all know he will serve Nicole Richie McMinutes in jail, IF that.
Some of these stars are no better than the leech paparazzi that follow them around.
If you can afford a driver, you get one. Or a taxi.
How hard is this to comprehend?!
Fuckin idiots!
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it's possible that shia was "acting drunk" because his car rolled over. People get into car accidents. shit happens.
they didn't say he WAS drunk or that the police gave him a breathlyzer *sp?*, just that he appeared drunk.