Sunday, July 27th 2008
Is That A Question?
This is the cover for Jessica Simpson's first cuntry album. The cover fits Jessica perfectly! It's cheap, boring and underwhelming. Just like her! I would say it looks like fan art, but does this bitch still have fans? This cover is still better than Papa Joe's idea. He probably wanted Jessica sucking on a lollipop while wearing a "Papa Joe's little girl" crop top that barely covered her nipples.
Doesn't the title need a question mark? Wait, I get it. Jessica's dumb face is the question mark.
Source: Sweet Kisses
WHY is she famous again????
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I get equal nausea from her pics, as I do Wino's.
I gather wearing cowboy boots automatically make her "Country"?
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That's exactly what the dumb bitch thinks. The biggest female country stars don't wear cowboy boots with their outfits.
She is so lame.
she's got the "prunes" face!
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I've seen this photo on 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles. Got no idea who posted it up there.
Im not a Jessica Simpson fan, except for the boots, I don't see anything wrong with this cover...
The cover would have been better with a Whiskey jug sitting beside her and a cigarette dangling from her lips. Then maybe her facial expression would make sense.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 27, 2008 - 11:56pm.
I'll wait for the OJ Simpson country album.
but he's still searching for the "real" country album
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"Under the weather, I never got better.
Wrapped up in my disease.
Mile away, she want to count my day.
Look a little older in the light."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 11:54pm.
county fairs are nice this time of year
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"Under the weather, I never got better.
Wrapped up in my disease.
Mile away, she want to count my day.
Look a little older in the light."
I'll wait for the OJ Simpson country album.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 27, 2008 - 11:54pm.
the empty bottle was mine... the tumbleweed.. meh, do what ya want with it!LOL!
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"Under the weather, I never got better.
Wrapped up in my disease.
Mile away, she want to count my day.
Look a little older in the light."
ESE, or "buy one get a Free Ticket to see her at any participating Six Flags"....
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; aww couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
EveryStrangersEyes on July 27, 2008 - 11:52pm
omg somebody's here...
I kicked a tumbleweed and empty bottle on my way in.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 27, 2008 - 11:48pm.
i thought it was gonna say "buy 1 get free hotdog" in the corner
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"Under the weather, I never got better.
Wrapped up in my disease.
Mile away, she want to count my day.
Look a little older in the light."
It should say in the corner, "Paid For By Pro Active Proceeds".
And yes Jessuckalottacocka, we do know.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She only has two facial expressions. This one and the mouth wide open pose. Interesting!
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 7:36pm.
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That's very true for most people. Goodnight!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Queen Charisma--
I read this a few months ago and it is very true for me:
"I’ve heard that you’re only free to become the adult you have always meant to be when both your parents are gone."
NYTimes Magazine, Lives--The 139 Steps
By BOB MORRIS
Published: April 27, 2008
Good night, y'all!!!
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Mrs. K - :(
I'm afraid that's what's going to happen with me and my mom - when she dies, I'm not going to be able to function. We don't really get along much now, but she really does run my life pretty well, lol. I'd be lost without her having to make my own damn decisions....
Sayonara - I thought that was a good plan, too. $998 Christian Louboutins and maybe some Agent Provocateur lingerie for my European excursion....I might meet a nice boy or too ;-)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I would say yes to buying yourself a snazyy pair for graduation. You earned it!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
@QC
Actually mom's been gone for 8 years now and at times I do really miss her.
HOWEVER, when she was alive she drove me NUTZ.
And not in a good way.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
LMAO, Mrs. K!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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Yeah....maybe I'll splurge at graduation.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Mmmmmm
Cheap knockoff shoes or living with mom?
I'd rather go barefoot than live with my mom.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Well Queen I say leave the extremely expensive shoes alone (for now).
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Well Queen I say leave the extremely expensive shoes alone (for now).
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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LOL. Well, if my mom and I got along and I COULD live at home without us killing each other, then I could have some nice shoes, too. Man, that thought is depressing.....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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Lucky you! See, I'd buy some insanely priced shoes for a special occasion, but I never go anywhere and I'm a broke college student so I don't have the money :(
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I am a poor grad student with a job, and if I
wasn't living at home I wouldn't be able to afford them either. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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Lucky you! See, I'd buy some insanely priced shoes for a special occasion, but I never go anywhere and I'm a broke college student so I don't have the money :(
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Jessica Simpson wears Crocs.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Nah, I'll buy CL knockoffs from different designers (Steve Madden, Charles Albert, etc.). God, I can't wait to get rich so I can buy insanely priced shoes...
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I am going to let you in on something... I own a few insanely priced shoes, and they are okay (nothing special). I prefer wearing shoes with the flexible padded insoles because I am on my feet all day. Those over-priced shoes are saved for special occasions.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Nah, I'll buy CL knockoffs from different designers (Steve Madden, Charles Albert, etc.). God, I can't wait to get rich so I can buy insanely priced shoes...
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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They're cheap (around $70-80) and they're cute little Christian Louboutin knockoffs for those of us too poor to pay $998 for some shoes. But seriously, I don't have any of her shoes - but I have been tempted to buy a pair from Bakers.
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If you really want to buy a pair then buy them. But please keep in mind what PSL said, the Simpson family will never ever ever go away. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Ok, PSL, I'll try! LOL. I've resisted buying a pair thus far so I should be good, right?
Off topic: I'm watching Angel right now and God, David Boreanaz is so gorgeous.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC, I'll give you that...there are some very cute pairs of shoes from her line. But the minute I see her name on them, I put them down on the shelf again. Will. Not. Give. Jessica/Ashlee/Papa Joe. My. Money.
they'll never ever go away! Just think that next time you are looking at her shoes.....lol
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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They're cheap (around $70-80) and they're cute little Christian Louboutin knockoffs for those of us too poor to pay $998 for some shoes. But seriously, I don't have any of her shoes - but I have been tempted to buy a pair from Bakers.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 5:58pm
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But some of her shoes are really cute. Not that I've bought any *looks around, ashamed* *runs and hides*
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Queen everytime I walk through Macy*s I always check out the shoe department. I do have a habit of picking up Jessica's shoes and checking the price tag. I am curious to know how much the shoes cost.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 5:58pm
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But some of her shoes are really cute. Not that I've bought any *looks around, ashamed* *runs and hides*
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
moriah, sorry to be rude, but SHAME ON YOU, for giving her a penny of your money. You are helping keep her around....I wouldn't give her or her sister a cent. They nauseate me.
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Flutter girl, you don't want to know what I live; you don't want to take what I give- cause I give nothing for free.....
- Chris Cornell "Flutter Girl"
I gather wearing cowboy boots automatically make her "Country"?
She should posing on the hood of a pick-up truck, hay bales and horses abound, with those stupid-ass Daisy Duke shorts and an oh-so-cool cowboy hat. *Rolls eyes*
Oh, wait. That's the cover of the single.
I have to say, I got mad play wearing butt-chins shoes last night.
@ Mr. President:
Not at all sarcastic. She gives me new hope for the future. For reals:)
Jessica on the other hand...well, I would like to think of her as a relic.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Please tell me you are not being sarcastic. I am far too dimwitted to tell the difference. HAHA. But either way, you would have to admit she's an upgrade from Aubrey. Yes, I've started drinking.
On topic: Well, I DID say dimwitted.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 4:54pm.
......or had her head held under 10 gallons of water.
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HAHAHA. The country Music version of waterboarding.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 4:54pm.
......or had her head held under 10 gallons of water.
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Ummm perhaps LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
hey hey KAOSANDME
her face seems to have a little more emotion as compared to usual, maybe it's because of that 'ouch my boots hurt chicken fish' injury.
more emotion, as if it's possible... she's so expressive.
Even that bench she's sitting on looks cheap.
......or had her head held under 10 gallons of water.
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I love you is all that you can't say; years gone by and still.... words don't come easily- like I love you, I love you....
- Tracy Chapman "Baby Can I Hold You"
The picture would be perfect if she was wearing a ten gallon hat.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader