Sunday, July 27th 2008
Is That A Question?
This is the cover for Jessica Simpson's first cuntry album. The cover fits Jessica perfectly! It's cheap, boring and underwhelming. Just like her! I would say it looks like fan art, but does this bitch still have fans? This cover is still better than Papa Joe's idea. He probably wanted Jessica sucking on a lollipop while wearing a "Papa Joe's little girl" crop top that barely covered her nipples.
Doesn't the title need a question mark? Wait, I get it. Jessica's dumb face is the question mark.
Source: Sweet Kisses
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Britney wants her boots back.
Do you know...
your ABC's?
what country music sounds like?
that Nick only married me to get famous?
why no one likes me?
that, if I wasn't pretty I'd be living in a trailer right now?
that I'm saying "prune" right now?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Take one look at that face and you KNOW there ain't a single fucking brain cell in that head of hers.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
lol
I actually love the font they used for the "Jessica Simpson" part of the logo. -Either that or an artist drew that but damn...that is some mighty purdy letterin'.
Jess looks totally pissy in that photo.
Very impressive!
You can barely even see her dark roots.
Country Music is officially dead. RIP.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I wonder how many hours they had to photograph her to get a shot with her mouth almost closed.
Ohhh... the boots make it so authentic! (NOT)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
she is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?