Did Vadge Ghostwrite Her Brother's Book?
DUH! Of course that bitch did. She really should have picked a better cover picture of herself though. Page Six claims Vadge knew all about her brother's scandalous tell-all and even helped him write some of it. A source said, "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."
The tell-all is all part of Vadge's publicity blitz to promote her "Dry & Sour" tour. Another source said that she is using the A-Rod scandal to her advantage and will wear a Yankee jersey in the finale of her show. The source said, "All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well."
Everything she does is for publicity. She meant to walk outside looking like the bottom of a coffin. She probably gave her make-up artists a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, "Make me look like this." She knew that picture would end up everywhere. Okay, not really. I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Even all the publicity fuckery in the world won't make me spend $354.50 to watch Vadge thrust her memaw crotch. No way, no how.
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Yeah, she wants to straddle both sides of the fence. She wants to be accepted and shocking. But I think her striving to be part of the mainstream is very telling of her conventionality. She sings with Brit Brit and Timberlake. It can't be any more conventional. She's one of those people who plays up being hard-edge just to be accpetably "cool".
Submitted by happyface on July 29, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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Madonna is very conventional. Her act is that she's not. She tried to pretend she was part of the underground New York scene when she was just a teenybopper in the bunch. And, she's been trying to marry an a man from the upper class ever since JFK Jr. She fancied herself the Marilyn to her JFK.
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Yeah I didn't think she was acting the part of a conventional woman when she came out with Truth or Dare. lol! It's like she swam across the pond and all of a sudden she's trying to act polished and sophisticated. I always remember her being the type of person who said whatever she wanted no matter who it offended, grabbing her crotch just to see men drool and up the wow factor, tongue kissing Britney on national television, along with other lesbian acts. Myabe it is all an act... who knows.
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Madonna is very conventional. Her act is that she's not. She tried to pretend she was part of the underground New York scene when she was just a teenybopper in the bunch. And, she's been trying to marry an a man from the upper class ever since JFK Jr. She fancied herself the Marilyn to her JFK.
At first I thought she could be calculating and manipulative enough to be a part of the book. But then after thinking about it, I say no.
Why would she allow her brother to expose her husband for the "apparent" homophobe that he is?It's obvious that her brother doesn't like Guy, so I'm sure Madonna would have some loyalty to her husband.
Regardless, it now makes me wonder how Madonna could end up with someone like Guy if he truly does have a problem with Christopher's sexuality. I would think Madonna would be drawn to someone who is more unconventional like herself. Knowing her she turned a blind eye to it in the hopes that this director would start putting her in movies and make her a real actress!
I'm sorry but I don't believe it.
I wonder if it says anything in that book about how Madonna prefers to give shitpiles of cash to the Kabbalah center during Christmas time in lieu of giving her overworked employees Christmas bonuses.
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While I do love Madonna's music, after hearing "Hard Candy", I think its time for Madonna to hang up the mic and come to the realization thats she's not who she used to be anymore. It all went downhill after "Ray of Light" and now she comes off as one of those older women that try to fit in with the 20-year old club...no bueno
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I don't know what to think of the rumor of her helping her brother write his book. I know a lot of people think she's a "genius" but I don't think she would do it at the expense of making herself look bad - she's too much of an egotist. It's probably her PR wanting us to think she staged it all. I don't think she did. It's just a clever way of pretending she didn't fart afterall. So, I'm with you on that, leeleeclio. Damn, I guess we're publicity "geniuses".
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on July 27, 2008 - 9:01pm.
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on July 27, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Well said all around.
Meh...that's all I got is the word "meh"...That's it...NO SOUP FOR YOU...
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If you ignore her, she'll go away. I couldn't resist reading this article though. :) If Madonna's music gives you enjoyment and reading the book gives you enjoyment, then buy them. If you think seeing her in concert is worth $300 a ticket then go. When she gives a 'farewell tour' like Barbra and Cher did and then tours again a few years later and you think it's worth another $300 a ticket then go. I personally think her music has been dick cheese since Ray of Light, so I stopped buying it. It's pretty much how capitalism works.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I know Madonna still has a huge fan base.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Bro, you took the words right out of my mouth!
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I know Madonna still has a huge fan base. I still think it disgusting of her to charge $300 a ticket, when she has more money than she'll ever need. She's despicable.
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Submitted by Roadwork on July 27, 2008 - 2:49pm.
American Idol, Nascar, Miley Cyrus, and Scientology also have huge fan bases. The number of fans says nothing about the quality of what's being sold.
The tour is selling exteremly well, the only "slow" date is Los Angeles, but its in a 40,000 outdoor stadium, shes already sold about 30000 of those, which is like selling out 2 or 3 arenas, Shes already sold over 1 million tickets, Sold out 100,000 in Mexico in about 2 hours, Sold out Greece 75,000 in a couple of hours, same thing in Paris, Canada, Spain, 4 sold dates at Madison Square Gardens, and most of this was done befor any of this big time publicity blitz. Japan wants her, Australia, so you see selling tickets for Madonna is no problem. Contray to popular belief Madonna has a Huge fan base.
Now after getting that straight, I have read the whole book, it does not make Madonna look bad, its not scandalous for Madonna at all, and if she helped write it, that would be brilliant.
if the yankee jersey story is true, wow. so you're exploiting a failed marriage where kids are involved for your own benefit. nice. what a pos
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She looks beautiful and sexy.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She looks like she needs someones blood...fast.
O I dunno, boomsy - he's all bloated and shit. When I look at this picture, I think a little face lift and she, likely, would have still had old lady face kinda young but I don't think she'd turn into that hot mess. She was never "pretty" but worked with what she had. I think she just had to accept what she was turning into and not try to fight it so hard. Taming it a little: ok. Full on battle: ick.
He doesn't have to look SO bad...see?
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Oh my! Put her in a decaying wedding dress and she's Miss Havisham. Or a decrepit cupie doll.
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Out of all her siblings, she is closest to and resembles most Christopher. He was good-looking before.
What he looks like now is what Madonna would look like too if she had not flown to her plastic surgeon.
Of course her tour is gonna sell out. She gives a good show, but if the tickets are as much as I've heard they are, I'm strapping this bitch to the top of my car and bringing her home with me.
She gon' clean my flat and like it!
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Why does this possibility not surprise me?
I've been watching Christopher's appearances and love his deep voice. Too bad he proudly bats for MK's team.
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If so, I would not be surprised.
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duh I've been saying it all along. That whore would give away her kids if it meant it would sell more tickets to her tired tour. Anyone ever notice how her kids were both born around the time she had some major project coming out? Her whole life is one big publicity stunt.
I am so tired of this manipulative, irrelevant twat.
Every time I want to believe Page-Six. I remember they said an "insider" reported Halle Berry was going to have a boy. I'll go to my grandmother before I'd go to Page6 for any celebrity News.
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Wow, she looked so much better back then. Look at the buff yet normal-looking arms, and the noticeably absent tennis balls in her cheeks.
oh and MK? lets get real and start putting vadge's post under memaw crotch. she is like memaw crotch 24/7
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 11:14am.
Remember the dead straight flat-ironed hair of the last couple of years?
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ugh, and what about that farrah fawcet flip she was sporting, i know she thought she was totally bringing that style back-FLOP
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 3:13pm
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I know! And it doesn't suit most women, but *evryone* had it (well not me, and probably not you - but a lot of women)
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by rjuzzi on July 27, 2008 - 12:08pm.
The only place ticket sales have been a bit slow is LA where it's being held outside in chilly Dodger Stadium in early November.
And they say Angelenos are too superficial.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 11:14am.
Remember the dead straight flat-ironed hair of the last couple of years?
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these photos have to be doctored. there is no way she would go out like that and allow herself to be photographed just after surgery.
as for the book, i doubt she helped write it. i used to see christopher at wonderbar in the east village all the time and he's a total douche. he also is only into black men. won't even look at a white boy. he used to be cute back in the day. now he looks like harvey fierstein.
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That picture ^ is from the 1998 Oscars! post something recent...
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Get the facts straight... The Sticky & Sweet Tour has sold out almost everywhere!! The only place ticket sales have been a bit slow is LA where it's being held outside in chilly Dodger Stadium in early November.
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why would her boinking assrod make me want to go to her concert? i never understood that mentality...
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I still think the woman is the anti-christ. I am not fucking joking either. 666 is tattooed someone on her beastly body, mark my words lol.
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I'm not surprised. She'd have a photo-op baby with a total stranger, write horrible children's books, or go gay if it would sell tickets to one of her lipsync concerts.
I' surprised that Madonna doesn't stick her hand up her brothers ass, sit him on her lap, work his lips and conduct his interviews like Edgar bergen and Charlie McCarthy.
Madonna is the only payday Chris has and you know he isn't going to be derailing that gravy train anytime soon.
Yeah, I believe she helped him write that book. If she had no input she would have worked a major Kabbalah hoodoo spell on his ass
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on July 27, 2008 - 2:06pm
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Her brother has been openly gay for a long time..as for that dreadful hair, she has always been a slave to (too young) fashion as opposed to what really suits her. Remember the dead straight flat-ironed hair of the last couple of years? She had that too and it made her face look like as wide as a football field.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
this all isn't surprising and makes sense except for the quote that her tickets "aren't selling that well" ?? what kind of a source is that? we all know her shows have been sold out all over the US and Europe and that's why she's had to put extra shows in certain cities... thats BS- but i totally think she's behind it-
watch her show up to her 50th birthday celebration with A-Rod and his wife (who are actually still together) and her brother and Guy arm in arm and madge just there.
Why does vadge have those Baby Jane Hudson locks? Very unflattering for a 50-something person like vadge.
Also, Vadge's brother is clearly homosexual.
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Madonna has several siblings, and most of them are nowhere near poor, so if they all chip in to help the grandma, maybe she can even afford to go see her granddaughter's show.
If I ever become rich and famous, I'm gonna disown half my family before the first book/CD/porn comes to light.
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Oh. I am so not shocked.