Sunday, July 27th 2008

Did Vadge Ghostwrite Her Brother's Book?

DUH! Of course that bitch did. She really should have picked a better cover picture of herself though. Page Six claims Vadge knew all about her brother's scandalous tell-all and even helped him write some of it. A source said, "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

The tell-all is all part of Vadge's publicity blitz to promote her "Dry & Sour" tour. Another source said that she is using the A-Rod scandal to her advantage and will wear a Yankee jersey in the finale of her show. The source said, "All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well."

Everything she does is for publicity. She meant to walk outside looking like the bottom of a coffin. She probably gave her make-up artists a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, "Make me look like this." She knew that picture would end up everywhere. Okay, not really. I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Even all the publicity fuckery in the world won't make me spend $354.50 to watch Vadge thrust her memaw crotch. No way, no how.

Posted by: Michael K


I seriously doubt she was in on it. Why would she make herself look that bad?

What I do think is that her publicity machine is sending out the *impression* that she was in on it to make her look *less bad*

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 27, 2008 - 12:04pm.

I am a New Yorker too and all that I was sayin is that lately there have beensome crazy crap in there...

Anyway, neither here nor there I still believe this was a guess and Madonna would not had let his brother say that he only gives the grandma 500 a month.
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I get more and more afraid for this world as the days roll on: who the hell would pick up the phone and say, "Hey, Vadge is secretly shtupping A-Rod. Let's go see her show!" Are there really that many dumb fuks out there?!? (That was actually a dumb question ... I'm done.)

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For 300.00+ dollars this bitch better perform in my livingroom AND scrub my toilets when she is done.

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MizRo's picture

NEVER drop the green sugar, honey: golden rule, and you're quite adept Triston. *wink*

I'm home and feeling sweet myself; thought I'd drop in and snark.

Love you, miss you; been through a terrible 3 months, but survival is my aim, at all times.

So that's Esther's other bro: Esther rules this henhouse, trust.

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MizRo!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost dropped my green sugar surprise!

(I said 'almost')

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Hysteria's picture

that was her Botticelli fallen angel look. fug dress

F-U's picture

oompabdoompa doopety- ugh
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MizRo's picture

Triston: correct! Pre-cosmetic surgery.

I wouldn't go to her "concert" if you gave me FREE tix.

TheBreakdown's picture

Any New Yorker knows that Page Six is the Holy Grail of gossip. If it's in there, it happened more than likely.

Of course she's gonna milk this for all its worth, and quite frankly she would be a fool not to. If the paparazzi are getting paid, why not her?

She's a big girl. She can handle it.

An aside: those are her old cheeks and old saddlebags in the above pic. And also not her best look.

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Then again since the book is not selling that great, this could now be a rumor to increase sales.

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Submitted by Hysteria on July 27, 2008 - 12:54pm.

I guess if she KILLED someone, that would be interesting, kind of. maybe if she killed TWO people
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true, so wake me up when she goes Sunset Boulevard and the pics roll out of her being led away as she summons the cameras for her "close up" on her crazy eyes, and they're carting off Mr. Ritchie's wet dead body from the pool side.

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"Did Vadge Ghostwrite Her Brother's Book?"

I'd be shocked if she didn't.

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Submitted by mike on July 27, 2008 - 6:50pm.

That's what the surgeons tell them, but I guess they don't add that the implantee will also end up looking like Madame. Probably cuts into their profits.

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Submitted by F-U on July 27, 2008 - 9:39am.
354.50! I charge that to do my "fat balls" dance and it's really complicated!

hahahahaha. Oh yeah?

almostfamous88's picture

"it's all part of the plaaaaan"... publicity whooooooore...all this for her stupid concert

MizRo's picture

Succubus.

Period. End of story.

Hysteria's picture

I guess if she KILLED someone, that would be interesting, kind of. maybe if she killed TWO people

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 11:37am.
hi vany!

Before you go knocking Page Six, I remember an interview with Chloe Sevigny where she said she giggled while reading it, because 90% of that shit IS true.

Hi dahling. Indeed that is true, I think a lot of the socialite things they say are true, not so sure about this story. If it is a story and not a guess -- like most people don't already know she is a master manipulator.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 27, 2008 - 12:41pm.

On the subject of cutlets:

I've asked this before, but got no real answer. As a person with natural chipmunk cheeks, I can't understand why anybody would get some surgically implanted. Seriously, WHY? I wish I could give mine away.

I suspect the cheek implants pull the skin in the mouth area and (to a lesser extent) the eye area, alleviating sagging.

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I'm trying to think of what to write lol. Seriously there isn't much left to say about this soul-sucking, narcissistic, vile, cold as ice, robot (she cannot be human).

The woman has been famous and wealthy for the better part of 25 years. Why does she STILL crave this public attention? I just don't get it.

Agree with everything you've said, dList person. All for publicity.

F-U's picture

well , that " A m.f.* gotta eat" shit doesn't apply.
She eats pussy and him ass, so it's a no brainer!
the the rich crotch-eatin posse! yaaaayy

ahh shat up!

Robertoooo's picture

Come On Micheal...You wouldn't pull some prehistoric plums outta that old bats ass??Robertoooo

Hysteria's picture

she has done everything in public. how could there ever be a shocking tell-all about Madonna? she has a team of little grey men thinking full time just about what could possibly surprise anyone. plastic surgery?

Migraineuse's picture

On the subject of cutlets:

I've asked this before, but got no real answer. As a person with natural chipmunk cheeks, I can't understand why anybody would get some surgically implanted. Seriously, WHY? I wish I could give mine away.

I know surgeons recommend this shit, but are people so dense that they obey every suggestion a doctor gives them? Cheek implants don't do a facelift's job.

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F-U's picture

354.50! I charge that to do my "fat balls" dance and it's really complicated!

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Submitted by mike on July 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.

What a non-shock.
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Ditto. That's a pre-cutlets pic. So much better.
Edited to say: That's a pre-everything pic! *sigh*

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If this is true then I am in awe. I'm not a fan or anything but I love when people go to great lengths like this. It makes me think that of all the attention-starved, sex-tape-making, Perez Hilton on speed-dial hos out there, Madonna is the queen of all of their STD asses.

F-U's picture

ahh shat up!

parissucksliterally's picture

hi vany!

Before you go knocking Page Six, I remember an interview with Chloe Sevigny where she said she giggled while reading it, because 90% of that shit IS true.

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I wish she would go away already. SO over her.

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I'm still chuckling over what another poster said yesterday about being glad when certain celebrities hit the fug wall.

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I said this before and would not be surprised. Then again, Page 6 says a lot of crap. ____________________________________________
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she could tour for free for the next 10 years and still be rich as fuck....she is so fucking GREEDY.

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color me not surprised

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Hysteria's picture

YES she did help write it. prolly thought of the idea. and set up all this shit for publicity. that's her game.

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Well, I'm glad the tickets are only $354.50. Clearly, pricing them an even $355 would have been a little over the top.

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mike's picture

What a non-shock.