She Has A Lot Of Nerve
How dare Sarah Larson show her wax face around these parts. The Robot Call Girl should be in a classroom writing "I Am A Terrible Gold Digger" over and over again on a chalkboard.
It looks like she dyed her hair a lovely shade of bullshit brown. It still doesn't hide the fact that she has failed at life! She was well on her way to becoming my newest hero and she shattered my dreams!
Anyway, Robot Call Girl hosted a party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night. She told People that she's loving the single life and not dating Jason Statham despite the rumors, "It's working for me. I'm staying single. I'm not dating anyone right now. I've been focusing a lot on work and things are going very well." Translation: Robot Call Girl's agency knows she fucked up, so they aren't sending her out anymore.
Here's some pics of Robot Call Girl looking like an Asian robot call girl at Tao on Friday night.
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OK Drinksonme/Sarah Larson...Defensive?
I didn't know a whole bunch about Sarah Larson, but haha, that fucking rocked.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Also, her dad lived in Palms Springs, umm that's some 300 miles from Las Vegas!!!!I can't imagine there weren't any waitress positions in Palm Springs. Every time one of Sarah Larson's two fans come to defend they wind up making her look worse.
George Clooney intimidated by her LOL!!! Well that may be true she punched an ex-boyfriend. He did leave HIS home to let her heal and text messaged his break up. George Clooney just didn't want to have to get the security guards to kick her ass. She comes off as slow and shallow I couldn't imagine he was intimidated by her at all. Scared he might catch a case but intimidated, naw she's not a strong woman.
Hosting a Vegas party,sniff, sniff, I smell desperation.The modelling gig isn't working, so now she wants to be a spokesperson for AIDS. She'll do anything for the spotlight, proving once again she's an attentionwhore!
Umm how come no one else is sitting with her? No one bought tickets to her VIP section?
Ummm sure she may look better in person, but a model is supposed to look good in photos as well.
Ummm that is all fine and dandy she wants to raise money for AIDS, but how seriously are people going to take someone linked to prostitution and has her vagina on the Internet raising money for a cause that at this point in time is caused primarily by reckless sex? Is she going to use her hoohaaa shots and have a tag line that says WRAP IT UP BEFORE ENTERING?
It is sad she's using her father's death to further promote herself.
***THAT'S RIGHT***Submitted by Blood_and_Donuts on August 4, 2008 - 8:43am.
aha! You are too cool (shh. I think I love you)!
Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
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Submitted by Blood_and_Donuts on August 4, 2008 - 6:53am.
Your name creeps me out and your avatar spooks me. YES!
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"Blood & Donuts" is the name of an independent film made in Canada. What a coincidence! It's almost as if I pre-planned that. Maybe Sarah Larson is in it! I hear she only does Canadian flicks. It's a 1995 vampire movie. She's got the teeth for it.
Unfortunately, she only does films that no one else has ever seen or heard of. Damn!
Submitted by Drinksonme on July 31, 2008 - 7:25am.
Oh PUH-lease! You're not an actor because you spouted out some lines in a couple of "independent" films for kicks when you were a teenager. An "independent" film can mean ANYTHING, including amateur porn. Real actors train and study for years. I also like how those films were conveniently only released in a foreign country and nobody knows where they are. Is that like the dog ate my homework?
And Larson isn't the "new face" of SHIT. Robin Leach made that up. She did ONE photo shoot for Audigier which resulted in a couple of billboards and that's it. On the official Audigier website that advertises and sells ALL the dresses in that "new" couture line there are plenty of models showing the dresses and not ONE is Larson. The "new face" wasn't even invited to his club opening in Vegas. That's because she's not the new face, she never was. Now if she was dubbed the "New Greasy Face of Christian Audigier", that I would believe.
And her job was outsourced so she had no choice but to throw her college degree in the garbage and flash her bare crotch while "spokes modeling" for Red Bull? She had no other option but to take off her knickers and flash the world her hole, because gee-wiz there's just no other way for a nice girl from Washington to make a living.
Submitted by Blood_and_Donuts on August 4, 2008 - 6:53am.
Your name creeps me out and your avatar spooks me. YES!
Uhm. That is all. Carry onwards.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on July 30, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Sorry but her lab job was out-sourced.Plus she has a contract to be the new face for Christian
Augdigier not bad for a has been.Oh and as far as the acting goes she was in 2 independent films one while in High School the other when she had
her first summer break from College.They were both Canadian Productions and were never released here.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I'm going to be the better person and retract the "lazy" bit, but she's still really annoying.
And, Vivian, I believe YOU were the one who claimed that no-one on this site had lives, and I simply told you how you were wrong. I wasn't trying to impress you or get any sympathy off of you.
I know life's a bitch, and I'm so bitter because there's absolutely nothing more painful than watching loved ones struggle with money. My friend from high school's house was falling down around her. I watched her uncle bicycle to get to and from work just so that she and her brothers could eat everyday. My grandparents were practically homeless for about a year because their house had been burned down. Even though they're back at home and the damages have been repaired, they still struggle financially.
I *do* have it better than a lot of people. After all, I'm a middle class white girl in the suburbs who can afford to go to college and make something out of it. However, I'm a little more sympathetic toward people with less money than I have. What bothers me about some celebrities is that, they don't go on the occasional splurge and own legitimate commodities but wipe their asses with the money they make because of who they're associated with.
Has this woman ever acted? Does she sing? Model? Write? Any of the above? If not, she has absolutely no business being famous, and maybe, just maybe, she should do something with her degree as she "intended".
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Is greasy face in????
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Well if she tries to look Asian is it b/c she is 1/4 Mongolian and she did get a BS degree in Biology from Evergreen College in Washington State.Why did she move to Las Vegas...could it be that her father was dying of AIDS and needed her help?When she found out she could make up to $14000.00 a day in tips she bought a home so he could die at home.Her father was also 1/2 native American.Her Mother is a Insurance Investigator and her Step Father is a Computer Analyst for Boeing Aircraft.Being labeled as a golddiger does not fit her MO maybe after seeing her father die she just needed to have some fun.Now she is in a position to help raise funds for AIDS which she has stated in a few interveiws.Maybe George was intimidated by her...who knows?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on July 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
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Pretty fucking bitter for a kid your age. Things are tough all over sweetie, not just for you. We all work to support ourselves and our families. (what? you want credit for shit you're supposed to be doing anyway?) pffft.
I guess you're only not a loser if you have positive things to say on the internet.
I'm a college student. I work typically about 40 hours a week in order to support myself. I think I deserve some time cut out to myself and poke fun at a bunch of overpriviledged assholes who wipe their asses on the dollar bills some of us have to bust our asses to make. At least I'm getting a real career. I know studying's not as easy as blowing some A-list celebrity or showing your fake tits.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter, but I have a lot of opinions, and if you think there's something wrong with that, GFY, Vivian.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 6:58am.
Holy Hell, how many times or hours do you repeat posters sit on here? Get a life for God's sake. Don't you have any real friends?
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I can't help but wonder what it matters to you.
Edited to add (yes! I came back!): But in all fairness since you did ask - I don't sit here but I am the kind of bitch who's got something to say about EVERYTHING. So I hover.
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O.K. I give, I give cause that's some funny shit right there!!LOL!!
Internet friends don't ask for favors, don't borrow money, don't ask you to babysit their kids, don't call at inopportune times, you don't have to buy them gifts on holidays and birthdays. And when you've had your fill... *close laptop*
Srsly, there's really no reason to keep RL friends. Oh yeah, shopping and dining partners.
I'm j/k btw
My son Ugg Jr. got in times of trouble for playing with his loser under his desk.
Teacher say to him, "UJ! You touch loser wang one more time i yank it off for you no do arithmatic as i call woman who give birth to you!"
Yanking on his loser! IN CLASS! why times?
Mrs. K
You will always be my favorite LOSER
Pffffft, don't you know? Real friends are OUT. Fake friends are the new black.
P.S. MYOB.
oh, and you might want to do something with that misdirected anger.
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Hit a nerve did I? Talk about misdirection... No one likes to play with losers.
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 3:58am.
Holy Hell, how many times or hours do you repeat posters sit on here? Get a life for God's sake. Don't you have any real friends?
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Pffffft, don't you know? Real friends are OUT. Fake friends are the new black.
P.S. MYOB.
oh, and you might want to do something with that misdirected anger.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Mrs. Kravitz hit the nail on the head...that is some Silly Putty skin if I ever saw it.
She's soooooooooo ordinary-looking without GC on her arm! Poor thing. Barring some miracle (a-list rebound), her 15 mins are OVAH!
Isn't a Hostess someone who seats you at a table in a restaurant? Does that mean she's been demoted from cocktail waitress?
Another "non-entity" trying to be "SOMEBODY". Ya think she can ever go back to being that cocktail waitress now or is she now "above it"???
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 6:58am.
Holy Hell, how many times or hours do you repeat posters sit on here? Get a life for God's sake. Don't you have any real friends?
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I can't help but wonder what it matters to you.
Edited to add (yes! I came back!): But in all fairness since you did ask - I don't sit here but I am the kind of bitch who's got something to say about EVERYTHING. So I hover.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Holy Hell, how many times or hours do you repeat posters sit on here? Get a life for God's sake. Don't you have any real friends?
Wow, she is gorgeous.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
The mere existence of Sara Larson is a slap in the face to Asian women.
She, Tila Tequila, and Bai Ling all deserve to be flogged by Asian women for being such an embarassment to them.
[So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?]
And I was just wondering where she's been.
She's suited up for Tommygirls next wife auditions.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why do these celebutards always have shiny faces? Are they using retinoic acids? They're all gonna get skin cancer - mark my words.
While I understand that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I am at a loss as to why she selected Lucy Lu to imitate.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Someone give that robot some Proactive. Bitch looks like an oil slick.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Girlfriend is too old for the whole dewy make-up bit. It only highlights her large pores and the lines on her forehead. She is nuthin special; but, alas, she will soon be on her own reality show....making more money than I will ever see. I hate Hollywood and the ass lickers of the world who treat these evil cunts like royalty.
Submitted by bobbledunk on July 27, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Her hair is nicer dark.
Why on earth is she posing alone? It just makes her look sad, friendless and really desperate.
In fact, she should'nt be posing at all. She needs to stop with the attention seeking.
She is not a model and at 30, never will be. She is not a celebrity, she is known only for her relationship with George Clooney.
No reason to look at you now sweetie. Go home, sit on your severance package and find yourself a nice (or whatever you can get at this stage) husband to impregnate you before all your eggs have dried up.
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I think her hair looks like shit...literally... shit brown.
And I would rather Larson and a lot of other chicks let their eggs dry up rather than further populate the earth with talentless, brainless twits.
Her hair is nicer dark.
Why on earth is she posing alone? It just makes her look sad, friendless and really desperate.
In fact, she should'nt be posing at all. She needs to stop with the attention seeking.
She is not a model and at 30, never will be. She is not a celebrity, she is known only for her relationship with George Clooney.
No reason to look at you now sweetie. Go home, sit on your severance package and find yourself a nice (or whatever you can get at this stage) husband to impregnate you before all your eggs have dried up.
Submitted by angel_i on July 27, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Awwww. You cynic! (Hey, I'd like to hear the chat Gavin and Gwen had when (1) he brought up Marilyn then (2) the news of his secret paternity broke.)
I keep trying to imagine the beginning of the end of their relationship:
GC: It's over, babe. You want a famewhore and I just don't do that.
SL: O please. Please don't leave me! I LOVE YOU! And I still haven't made any good contacts! ...And, well, I'm so sad you don't love me cuz if you loved me you'd get my teef fixed and some new boobies. Please don't leave me ... I know, I'll go to X17 and tell them you're a child-toucher! That's what I'll do!...and then I'll be hero. That's right - I'll be a hero...
GC: Whoa there, hunny - look. I don't want to leave you, not really...Looking at you in this light, I can see that it's the wrong thing to do. It's silly.
Listen, waddyasay we'll grab some lunch at the Ivy and then go see my doctor friend and tonight we'll have dinner with my photographer friend...waddayathink? Does that sound fun?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She has new teef and new boobies. A parting gift from the Cloonster. That and he paid off her condo no doubt. I think she walked away from a short relationship with some lovely going away gifts. She'll pop up on the radar once in a while.
is she pregnant? hope it's not GL's baby....
her face seems more puffy; her body looks rounder...fat
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
Thank you all for the music links - have thoroughly enjoyed them!!
Joe are you still out here?
Big Audio Dynamite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH0pGEpbI5A
I loved the clash.... wiping away tears with a shamwow that i took for sarah larsons pile.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Jeez, she looks like a pinche chola!
How soon before she's doing MORE reality t.v.? Can hardly wait. Pfft.
@ Deb...
Are you still here Deb? Here's another vid - a remake of the Clash's "Rock the Casbah"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DbFYsi9iSg&feature=related
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
ok, what the HELL are you people talking about here?
lmao.....
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I love you is all that you can't say; years gone by and still.... words don't come easily- like I love you, I love you....
- Tracy Chapman "Baby Can I Hold You"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 2:03pm.
It's not a ShamWow, is it?
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Why yes, it is...however did you know? I spent hours cutting the big orange one into tiny little squares to dry my tears of joy at the thought of yet another Angelina Jolie posting.
I am saving a few for you and a few for Sarah Larson although methinks she will need them more than you.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 3:07pm
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HAHAHAHAHA.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Sheeps is what we in the business call a provocateur
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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Non merci.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 3:01pm.
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Why yes I did, Mrs. K. Sheeps provoked me. (Why do I feel like I'm telling on him? Will you punish him?)
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"