Godfather Bono
Saint Angelina and her eternal slave boy, Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins entered the world, Brangelina spent the week at Bono's place in the South of France. That's where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted. Please, Saint Angelina didn't ask. She gave him a cunty look and he somehow knew exactly what she meant. Bono then immediately got on his knees and bowed before the messiahs. He vowed to serve them for the rest of his life.
A source told The Mirror, "They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they've become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono's humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."
Angie Jo wants to ask Jenny Shimizu to be her twins' godmother, but Brad hasn't agreed yet. Jenny Shimizu?! The source got it all wrong. Angie probably wants to ask Jenny ANISTON, but only to fuck with her some more. Angie is going to make Maddox call Jenny and say, "Holla J-Ass. It's moi. Guess what? It's your lucky day. My beloved mommy wants you to be the chosen twins godmother. It's going to be a theme ceremony. The theme is....GOT YOU AGAIN, BITCH! Blehehehehe!"
And I refuse to believe Bono is going to be the twin messiahs' godfather. GOD himself is going to be their godfather. Duh.
the fuck????
pam was still totally hot when she was 33
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she looks tore up now, but I think thats because she has hep c and she still parties and doesn't take care of herself
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Ive had some nuts in my butt.....
Angelina Jolie is beautiful...Pam Anderson was beautiful when she was young, but by the time she was Jolies age...she looked like a horny dogs play toy. Angie must be doing something right to stay so put together even after all those kids!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
yep, thats very true. See I feel compelled to tell someone they've snapped their fucking cap when they make comments like the only reason this person does charity is because they're trying to cover up an affair.
I should just fall out of my chair laughing, share the stupidity with my co-workers and watch them fall out, and move on.
But I won't. I know what my job is here, and you should be grateful I'm gonna keep doing it.
If you couldn't scream and yell online and call me a cunt, how would you possibly ever get wet????
see, this is what makes you, librawhatever, so fukkin crazee
you don't realize that there is a zillion galaxies of difference between you and Viva,
who fucking cares?! I mean really
Libra - mostly I don't give a fuck if they disagree and move on! I notice that it causes less trouble that way.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
tell me your secret of how it is that you feel the same way I do about her doing good things and don't get called a cunt, a retard and a lazy eyed beekeeper (????) here
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
xxyxz - it was just a small part, but she played a cop that pulled someone over and I was cracking up. I have actually never seen her on clean house before.
And for the sake of being on topic, I have never denied that I like AJ, but I don't begrudge anyone the right to hate her.
I must say that REGARDLESS OF HER REASONS FOR DOING THEM, she has done good things. Lots of people are attention whores and manipulate the media to their own end, it's called celebrity. Not many people would fly to a war, poverty, and disease stricken country and try to raise awareness to the plight there, no matter how much it would cover up their personal drama stateside. I think that she might be shoulders deep in her own ass, but she really thinks that she is helping. Can't fault her that.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 9:45am.
I haven't. I've seen her on that's so Raven...Reno 911 clean house and that movie with Asshole Kutcher (forgot the name)
psssh xxyxz, you know you's the craziest one. (I didn't include you because you aren't really unleashing the crazy like some.)
OffTopic: Have you ever seen the show Girlfriends? Niecy Nash was on an episode and I kept thinking of you
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 9:41am.
edited because obviously you are all a little nuts!
AM NOT! :p
edited because obviously you are all a little nuts!
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Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 30, 2008 - 5:03pm.
"You're a little late to the game."
Actually, I'm right on time.
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"and foaming at the mouth over AJ's humanitarian efforts."
oh you're foaming at the mouth alright, don't kid yourself, chica.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 31, 2008 - 12:58pm.
are you out of your motherfucking mind???
that is seriously the craziest thing I've heard in a long long time
Yea, someone is going to immerse themselves in charities and go on field missions because they're having an affair and want to "cover it up"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If only!!!!!! Damn! L.A. really would be the city of angels if people did go to those lengths
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She manipulates the media - that's her thing.... oh and also preys on men that are spoken for. Those are her favorite two past times. Please spare me your rant. This dumb ass flew to Iraq while pregnant with twins. Don't mistake selfishness for selflessness. She'd do anything for a photo op (including wearing a bullet proof vest over her pregnant belly in a war zone)!
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I don't know why... But I love you
are you out of your motherfucking mind???
that is seriously the craziest thing I've heard in a long long time
Yea, someone is going to immerse themselves in charities and go on field missions because they're having an affair and want to "cover it up"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If only!!!!!! Damn! L.A. really would be the city of angels if people did go to those lengths
dumbass
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 30, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 30, 2008 - 4:17pm.
FOR FUCKS SAKE
get your misshapen head out of Holie's stanky cunt already, why don't ya?
Sheesh.
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LMAO! Good one eyeroll.
For the record, you know any of the "humanitarian trips" she did from 2005 on were only to distract from the controversy about her sleeping with a married man!! Her image was on a decline and she was doing damage control.
You're a little late to the game.
It's been established that the only thing that gets the people here hot and bothered is when someone has a different opinion than they do. SO you see, it's my job here to stroke their g-spots by being the only person that isn't completely fucking pissed off, disgusted, horrified, red in the face and foaming at the mouth over AJ's humanitarian efforts.
got it?
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 30, 2008 - 4:17pm.
FOR FUCKS SAKE
get your misshapen head out of Holie's stanky cunt already, why don't ya?
Sheesh.
Peaches, I've been labeled a shit stirrer, so I must live up
It's interesting that you "compare" AJ's humanitarian work to Susan Sarandons..given the fact that they were both Goodwill Ambassadors. Heres Sarandons bio re: her U.G.A days:
In 1999, she was appointed UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador and in that capacity has actively supported the organization's global advocacy.
And heres AJ's
Impressed by her interest and devotion in the subject, UNHCR named her a Goodwill Ambassador on August 27, 2001 at UNHCR headquarters in Geneva.[45] In a press conference Jolie explained her motives for joining the refugee agency:
During her first three years as Goodwill Ambassador, Jolie concentrated her efforts on field missions, visiting refugees and internally displaced persons (IDPs) all around the world. Asked what she hoped to accomplish, she stated, “Awareness of the plight of these people. I think they should be commended for what they have survived, not looked down upon.”[46] In 2002, Jolie visited Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand and Colombian refugees in Ecuador to take a closer look at the “Western Hemisphere's most severe humanitarian crisis”.[47] Jolie later went to various UNHCR facilities in Kosovo and paid a visit to Kakuma refugee camp in Kenya with refugees mainly from Sudan. She also met with Angolan refugees while filming Beyond Borders in Namibia.
In 2003, Jolie embarked on a six-day mission to Tanzania where she traveled to western border camps, hosting Congolese refugees and she paid a week-long visit to Sri Lanka. She later concluded a four-day mission to Russia as she traveled to North Caucasus. Concurrently with the release of her movie Beyond Borders in October 2003 she published Notes from My Travels, a collection of journal entries that chronicle her early field missions (2001-2002). During a private stay in Jordan in December 2003 she asked to visit Iraqi refugees in Jordan's remote eastern desert and later that month she went to Egypt to meet Sudanese refugees.
On her first U.N. trip within the United States, Jolie went to Arizona in 2004, visiting detained asylum seekers at three facilities and the Southwest Key Program, a facility for unaccompanied children in Phoenix. With the humanitarian situation in Sudan worsening, she flew to Chad in June 2004, paying a visit to border sites and camps for refugees who had fled fighting in western Sudan's Darfur region. Four months later she returned to the region, this time going directly into West Darfur. Also in 2004, Jolie met with Afghan refugees in Thailand and on a private stay to Lebanon during the Christmas holidays, she visited UNHCR's regional office in Beirut, as well as some young refugees and cancer patients in the Lebanese capital.
In 2005, Jolie visited Pakistani camps containing Afghan refugees, and she also met with Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf and Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz; she returned to Pakistan with Brad Pitt during the Thanksgiving weekend in November to see the impact of the October 8 Kashmir earthquake. In 2006, Jolie and Pitt flew to Haiti and visited a school supported by Yéle Haïti, a charity founded by Haitian-born hip hop musician Wyclef Jean, and while filming A Mighty Heart in India, Jolie met with Afghan and Burmese refugees in New Delhi. She spent Christmas Day 2006 with Colombian refugees in San José, Costa Rica where she handed out presents. In 2007, Jolie returned to Chad for a two-day mission to assess the deteriorating security situation for refugees from Darfur; Jolie and Pitt subsequently donated $1 million to three relief organizations in Chad and Darfur.[48] Jolie also made her first visit to Syria and Iraq, where she met with Iraqi refugees as well as multi-national forces and U.S. troops.
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Maybe you should go edit S.S.'s wiki page to reflect that she did a better job as a G.A. than Aj did.....BUT remember, you'll need references (thats for all you fucks that say wiki isn't reliable)
"One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist"
Yea Pimp, Bono is waaaay too cool. Like that nifty tax shelter scheme U2 was involved in a couple years back. Soooo totally cool
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Godfather??? WTF are people talking about? You'd have to be christened in order to need a godfather. These two douche bags don't even believe in God. If they do, it's the God of the almighty dollar. They'll probably give the children the freedom to choose whether or not they want to be blessed with the holy water when they are older. From my understanding, Jolie definitely doesn't believe in organized religion - even though her mother was catholic. Supposedly, Pitt was brought up baptist. I'm sure he unloaded his faith when he hooked up with this dope.
Eternal slave boy? That's a great description of BP. As far as Bono goes . . . I have nothing to say. I can't stand him.
eww, saint angelinas pregnant chi-chis's aren't suiting her this time around (*insert nelson from the simpson's laugh here* HA! HA!), they are just laying on top of her huge-ass-pregnant-with-twins belly.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 8:34am.
Peaches, south park did go after angelina. They had an episode where she had lice/crabs living in her va jay jay! very funny. I only wish they would do one of Pitt.
yeah my brother told me about that, but it was like very brief. Not enough though! They really need to go after them both as a couple the way they did to Ben Affleck and J-Lo! They really shot down his ego with that episode too!!
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http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=3119
The above article just about says it all.
Btw...I was at the Super Bowl game in NOLA when Bono performed in that jacket lined with an American Flag. What a twat. Don't get me wrong...it was a great halftime...had primo floor seats on the 50 yard line. Right after 9-11, so security was out of control. But I get so irked when I see celebrities pulling glory-seeking stunts off the tragedy and pain of others. And I don't want to think about Bono's pitsweat on my flag...celebrity pits that they are.
And Bono - don't cozy up to OUR president and ask US to forgive world debt. Go hassle your own Irish President and let our own superficial, uneducated, pathologically vain, publicity-hogging American celebrities work the US government angle. After all, Lord knows we don't have a shortage and they all desperately need the attention.
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"My job is to make sure you do your job, so my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face." - ????
Bono is an obnoxious douchebag. So in other words... a perfect godfather for these two.
I don't know if anyone mentioned this here or knew about this, but I'm not going through all the comments to check:
A little birdie told me an interesting thing about U2's last tour that he heard from one of the guys on Madonna's road crew--I'm sure everyone is aware of what a *cough, cough* humanitarian mensch Bono is, but what your probably not aware of is that, for U2's last concert, the mock stage, props, etc. were built with wood from bamboo trees. Guess where they got that wood? From a rainforest. Hypocrite much, Bono?
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Their inc(red)ible he(red)ity equals p(red)ictable bo(red)om!
Joe Schmoe ~ bawahhhaaa! Your Bono story is hilarious!
Bono = pretentious douche tool.
Yeah, Bono is involved in that RED project, but don't the profits just go to Africa? Why can't these assholes ever donate to the people dying of AIDS in the US?? Geez, it's not like everyone over here has health insurance and can afford the concoctions of medicine to stay alive! PEOPLE are dying here as well.
Peaches, south park did go after angelina. They had an episode where she had lice/crabs living in her va jay jay! very funny. I only wish they would do one of Pitt.
"Spent the week at Bonos house"??? Didn't we see the pics of them frollicking at that friggin monstrosity of a house the now own?? I think this story is BS. I mean I know they always seem to have ants in their pants and stay on the move but the bitch just shit out twins so I doubt they decided to go have a slumber party over at Bonos already. Oh, and Bono is way too cool to be part of their publicity machine. Probably cant stand their asses anyway!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
These people are annoying choads.
I don't have a problem with Bono living a lavish lifestyle per se, but I do have a problem with him doing so while dodging taxes AND isisitng our tax money go to Africa. And I object to his stupid charities and projects, like that Red disaster, being 100 percent eaten up in administrative expenses ie. not making one charitable cent, while also allowing bono and Turlington and all the rest of the sychophants act like they are all saints. Bonon has never helped anyone but himself and any politician of pope that wastes time with him is equally as useless in my book.
How can you possibly sugest that Ange would have an affair? She is well know for her morals and, as Miss Aniston and Miss Dern can testify, she would never cheat or condone cheating. She has only had 4 lovers- I am shocked you would think otherwise.
I hate to wish ill on people but the French have quite the past for cutting off people's heads and maybe could get a taste for it again. Oh and Bono the Irish would like all the tax you've not paid ya lying bastard- that could heal a few bits of the world.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I don;t think Brad will screw a Nanny- he'll do it on set, like he usually does. Or SHE will, which is more likely.....
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I am sure Angelina makes sure the nannies are really old or ugly or both. She is not stupid. She she sees what happen w/ fellow movie stars. Angelina will be the first to cheat on Brad w/ co star in a movie. It must be like sleeping w/ a BAG OF BONES.Ewwwwwwwwww! I give her two more years she will have an affair.
Ok here's my bad Bono joke:
He's performing at a big outdoor concert in Scotland and being the pompous ass he is, he demands silence for a moment. When it falls quiet he starts very slowly clapping his hands. After each clap, he intones into the mic. "Everytime I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies".
After the third clap, a voice bellows up from the audience:
"Well stop clapping then, ya cruel bastard!"
hahaha I kill myself
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Submitted by Parker on July 27, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Lizzieb:
I request permission to say "trinity of cuntiness" all day long. I have two cats and a dog, and they're all being bitches today, so I think it will come in handy! :)
Apologies for late reply due to time difference- I'm in Europe don't you know-I'm not French but I'm only a channel away so might get a god parent invite too. By all means use that phrase whenever you wish, enjoy it in good health. x
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Bono is an egomaniac. I find it so fucking contradictory when people of wealth and stature are apparently so "giving" yet they still decide to live lavish lifestyles..flying on jets all over the world and decking themselves out in designer clothes. It's completely hypocritical and I wonder why people don't call them on their bullshit when they are patting their own backs for how CHARITABLE they are. I can't afford ANYTHING and I still manage to donate to the S.P.C.A etc. once and a while. GIVE ME SOME PROPS!! I've got true and selfless good will because my good will gets me NO RECOGNITION!
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Oh please, if you had the money that Bono had, you mean to tell me you wouldn't buy designer clothes, go to expensive restaurants, go travel around the world, etc? I agree with chicaloca, espcially after you've worked for that money too.
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What about Susan Sarandon and tim Robbins? These are two people who genuinely care about the people they help! These fake ass attention whores undermine people like them. The thing is, if angelina wasn't in this high profile relationship with Pitt, which they both are constantly exploiting, I may be inclined to take her seriously! She wasn't so bad before all of this!
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Poor wittle Angie has no true friends of her own. :(
Maybe not a smart decision.I smell a huge clash of egos when comes the time to compete for the Nobel Peace prize, and a bloodbath if one of those two sanctimonious bitches wins.
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I love Brad and Angelina and the beautiful kids, but that was some funny ish,,
Submitted by Chicaloca on July 28, 2008 - 12:53am.
hehe, haha... oh, geezus
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Submitted by RonPaulLove on July 27, 2008 - 10:42pm.
So, A man should work hard his entire life earn money and live like a poor person huh?. I hear people say things like this all the time and it puzzel me, why?. There is abosulutely nothing wrong with him living a "lavish" life he can do that, he worked hard for it. Bono went out of his way and has done soo much to help people, he was nominated fro a nobel peace prize for a reason, most of what he has done is not even known to many people, but ofcourse everyone can have his or her opinion about him, your entiled to it. but unlike these phony pathethic attention seeking media whores who broadcast to the world every time they visit a country or donated money for publicity like jolie who usually does it right around the time she has a project coming out. Bono actually does it because he care, and if the man has worked all these years to earn to money he and his family should be able to enjoy it, because honetly he doesn't have to give a dime of his money away.
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Submitted by peaches on July 28, 2008 - 12:02am.
i gotta say, Winona Ryder's acting is far better than AJ's... but, i'm biased... i totally love Winona Ryder
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@UKer:
I was watching girl interrupted tonight, and the truth is winona Ryder's acting is far better than jolie, but because her character was so over the top, she got all the attention, even though someone I used to hang out with who says he dated her said that that is who she really is.
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Phoebe on July 27, 2008 - 11:56pm
Don't quote me but I think poor little White Shiloh's godparents are People Magazine and Just Jared.
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Oh, Good Lord - I've fallen behind on my crapbook (typo, but I'm keeping it, ala MK) and I have no record of Shiloh's godparents!
Anyone? Anyone?