Godfather Bono
Saint Angelina and her eternal slave boy, Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins entered the world, Brangelina spent the week at Bono's place in the South of France. That's where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted. Please, Saint Angelina didn't ask. She gave him a cunty look and he somehow knew exactly what she meant. Bono then immediately got on his knees and bowed before the messiahs. He vowed to serve them for the rest of his life.
A source told The Mirror, "They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they've become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono's humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."
Angie Jo wants to ask Jenny Shimizu to be her twins' godmother, but Brad hasn't agreed yet. Jenny Shimizu?! The source got it all wrong. Angie probably wants to ask Jenny ANISTON, but only to fuck with her some more. Angie is going to make Maddox call Jenny and say, "Holla J-Ass. It's moi. Guess what? It's your lucky day. My beloved mommy wants you to be the chosen twins godmother. It's going to be a theme ceremony. The theme is....GOT YOU AGAIN, BITCH! Blehehehehe!"
And I refuse to believe Bono is going to be the twin messiahs' godfather. GOD himself is going to be their godfather. Duh.
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You have to admire Joe's civic pride, though. "Only criminals and mentally ill people come here". HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Wow, good thing. They be all comin' atacha like "eh eh eh" and stuff.
Submitted by mslewis on July 27, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Speaking for myself, and possibly others on DL, I don't hate Brad and Angie. I find their pretensions comical and think they're hypocrites. They're two ill-educated, handsome people who are average or moderately good actors. That's it.
Sheeps. The locals told us to stay away from South Central Moncton, so we were pretty safe.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. Prez, you're lucky you got out of Moncton with only a bad steak. There are many mentally ill people and criminals there. Why--I'll tell you later.
Submitted by bobbledunk on July 27, 2008 - 5:50pm.
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That is some pretty eye-opening and juicy stuff, and I have no reason to disbelieve you. Are all these celebrity "humanitarians" all fake-ass bitches, or what? It's kinda looking that way. Or at least the bad ones give the good ones a really wonky eye from me looking them over REAL good.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Have you all thought that maybe, just maybe, the Mirror might be making this up??? Both Brad and Angie have said they have no formal religion so I don't think any of their children would have a godmother/father.
To respond to a couple of comments: I'm Southern Baptist and having godparents is not part of our religion. I also have known several heroin addicts over the years and (1) there is no such thing as a "functioning" heroin addict. They may THINK they are functioning but people around them know better; (2) I know several heroin addicts who have kicked the habit and have been clean for 20-30 years. Getting off heroin is difficult and nasty but once you make up your mind, you don't need to go back. Can't say the same for crack or meth. Nobody stays off those.
Anyway, just my two cents. Except I find it hilarious how much all of you hate Angelina and Brad. Don't have a problem with it except that it's so vicious!! Funny . . . but vicious.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 8:04pm
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ARRGHH Ponderosa?? Ok now I'm really embarrassed. That place is *awful*. When I first came to Canada I applied for a part-time job there while I was going to school and they turned me down. So I am a little bitter. But it's still awful.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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That is really amazing to me! I live in Moncton (or Dieppe right next door). I never meet anyone who has come here. Except mentally ill people and criminals.
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Well, add another one to your visitors list. HAHA. We went to a place called Ponderosa. The best salad bar and the worst steak I've ever had. Actually, we didn't spend too much time there. Not a bad place, though.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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That is really amazing to me! I live in Moncton (or Dieppe right next door). I never meet anyone who has come here. Except mentally ill people and criminals.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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Hahahha now Sheeps don't provoke me or.. Tabernach osti de colis you're going to make me say baaaad words.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Please don't tell me that this will be the final post of the day!
ps:Thanks Joe, I'll take very good care of her. Went there as part of a trip to Nova Scotia and PEI as well. Went to Shediac and Moncton. Also toured the Cape Cocagne area. Beautiful.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Ta queue.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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Hahaha and is handy with a mop and a bucket.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:35pm.
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Good Lord! Nobody visits New Brunswick! Well done Mr Prez. Next time let us know and we'll put on a ticker tape parade. And yes, I'll personally ensure that Adrianna arrives alive. The rest is up to you my friend.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
I read this and the thought that popped into my head was: What a bunch of assholes.
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.
Submitted by Aphid on July 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I just need to find the right girl. Someone who can accept my minor flaws.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by heathermatthews on July 27, 2008 - 4:37pm.
It's juicy, with characters straight out of Dlisted and US Weekly.
Look, if LA is in it, it may not sell that well.
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shit! do you think she caught us in the alley?!
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by heathermatthews on July 27, 2008 - 7:38pm.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I know! I was all ready to dump Mr. Guitar Hero for a Sheeps. That house broken thing was a deal breaker.
Submitted by heathermatthews on July 27, 2008 - 4:37pm.
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Look, if LA is in it, it may not sell that well.
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Farrah love, I am drinking again after a very long sabbatical, thanks to my Dlisted friends....last night was sake.....warm and happy buzz for me...I can't wait for you to get your ass out here.....
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Hey Farrah! You don't drink? How are we going to the Sagebrush then?
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eeeehhh... well, you said the magic word "Sagebrush" that triggers the drunk slut in me. That and a Cosmotequini from Chevy's. Yeah, i'm a cheap slut...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I bet George Clooney prays nightly for his lost Braddy buddy. And Billy-Bob gives thanks for getting his DNA and Dick back.
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stack the fridge & stoke the bong
we're staying home tonite
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ekc-4V0MXv8
Joe. You can send her via overnight courier. Just be sure to poke holes in the box so she can breathe. Thanks. God bless Canada.
ps: You're from New Brunswick, right? I visited there a couple of years ago and loved it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hey Farrah! You don't drink? How are we going to the Sagebrush then? Hey, I got some San Pellegrino Chinotto on the advice of Dv8trix. Yummy.
ONT: Angie adopts heroin.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I got one word for ya...Depends.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:26pm.
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Should I arrange to have her sent overnight courrier Mr Prez? Or can you wait for the postman?
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 7:27pm.
FARRAH!!! How was your weekend? Do any heroin?
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hi beesh! see, this is why i'm sick of this bitch getting preggers and living in France. I haven't been able to score decent smack since she's gone... aaahhh, good times. But i see you have been drinking your tiny ass off (MS page) are you starting a group? I wanna join. I'm a boring soda drinking slut.. but that damn San Pellegrino Lemoncello is pretty addictive, i tell ya.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 7:26pm.
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That's quite a downside Sheeps.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Well, my godfather is a genius, schizophrenic - beat that, Brangie bitches!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 4:18pm.
.a friend of mine is an engineering professor and has designed a puppy like that and it's *amazing*;
You give it instructions and it comes, sits and lies down to have its tummy rubbed.
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That's funny. Minch calls ME over and says, "scratch my belly, bitch."
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
FARRAH!!! How was your weekend? Do any heroin?
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Joe, I'd like to point out that I respond to soft female voices and enjoy having my tummy rubbed. On the downside, I'm not housebroken.
Joe, WAIT...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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You were kidding??? Say it ain't so Mr Prez.. I just got off the phone with him and he said Adrianna would be ready in 6 weeks..should I call him back and cancel it??
I await your reply!
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
i REFUSE to end my weekend with these douches' story. Quick, Sheeps, PSL, calling all L.A. residents! stand outside the Summit with a Double Venti Cheeto dust Frapp and get Brit Brit out to do her thing! tell her they're having a special "get your free Frap with every Mercedes purchase" at the dealer! but PLEASE somebody do something! *sob*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Joe, I was so kidding. LOL. But PSL is right, I am a sicko.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"Bono to be the godfather"
of course, couldn't be a reletive or friend of the family.such drama.
Ugh I can't stand this whore and I don't buy this story one bit especailly since the mirror reported it. they are so full of shit they make the national enquirer look good. I for one like bono. I think he is wonderful man who honestly care about helping people. For him its not trend nor does he do it for publicity unlike Jolie.
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
Mr Pres.....a four legged Adriana Lima that lets you rub her belly? You're sick.....lol
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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But why????
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Can you ask your friend to design an Adriana Lima version?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ok totally off-topic: that biometric pup that is on the banner at the side of the screen..a friend of mine is an engineering professor and has designed a puppy like that and it's *amazing*; You give it instructions and it comes, sits and lies down to have it's tummy rubbed. It didn't respond to my sons' voices that well, but responds to soft female voices. And yes, it's male.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 27, 2008 - 4:11pm.
I saw it in a movie. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Maybe George Clooney's poopie solidified in Brad's pee pee hole and damed his manhood.
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Wow. You win for most disgusting visual I didn't need with a raging hangover. Thanks.
It IS possible, but not easy, for regular people to be functioning heroin users. However, when you have more money than God and people working for you who depend on your success, it is most certainly possible. I mean, come on--the way her weight fluctuates the way it does is a big sign. Sure, other things could account for that, but the most obvious answer is usually the right one.
Plus, I hate her, so I choose to believe it.
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 27, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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Oh my! Don't hold back now, hahaha
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"