Shit Show

Wait, what? Movie theaters in NY don't sell booze? That's ghetto. We have a bunch of movie theaters that sell booze here in Houston.

That makes me sad. I guess you could smuggle in a flask of Malibu rum, if you're classy like that.

Thandie Newton looks pretty good as Condoleezza Rice, but I really want to know what they were smoking by casting Mr. Fantastic (I know what his real name is but that shit is ridiculous to spell and pronounce) as Tony Blair. Bitch looks NOTHING like him! And while I love Elizabeth Banks, I don't see her as Laura Bush. She needs more of a frozen, blank, puppet smile.

he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

What movie theater doesn't serve beer and liquor now a days?

None of the people in this movie even look like the people they're supposed to be playing, well except for Richard Dryfuss.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? Poor little rich kid, grew up to ruin the USA because his daddy wouldn't let him get wasted because he's "not a Kennedy, he's a Bush". I'd rather be a womanizing Kennedy than a retarded Bush.

Somebody musta sucked James Cromwell's pepaw peen dry in order for this mess to occur. I don't see any other logical explanation.

I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS SHIT! This looks like it's going to be so f'ing entertaining! Love the casting! It's not often you get to see a movie like this made while the guy is still in office...classic!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

im gonna have to pull out the big bong to watch this one.....wow just thinking about watching this movie while smoking made me giggle inside...

"That's My Bush!" > this

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Shit, just one glimpse of Thandie as Condi Rice made me piss in my pants. Can't wait for this trash to come to HBO so I can watch it drunk.

My only qualms is the casting. Clearly they could've had Helen Mirren as George Bush Sr. to give it some Oscar buzz and Madonna as frozen faced Laura Bush. And there best be a "forbidden moment" between Condi and W or this movie ain't worth shit!

It seems to be a satire.. I think I'm gonna love it.

C'mon gang, its a comedy fer chrissakes.

I'll go see anything that pisses off uptight righties.

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I want to see this. I'm a sucker for Oliver Stone's, Jerry Bruckheimer's and Disney's contrived, manipulative shit. Anyone else I get mad, but I allow them to manipulate me because it's entertaining.

"This is just Hollywood Lefties trying to insure that their version of history prevails."

You mean the documented, empirical, and objective reality that's happening before our very eyes? The Bush Cult has spent the last eight years trying to convince us that this retarded manchild is some kind of misunderstood genius/right hand of God. Maybe 20% of the nation still clings to that, but they're also the same ones who believe in magical gardens, talking snakes, and people disappearing out of their clothes and flying naked to Heaven. As history or lucidity stand, they're not exactly any Loyal Bushie's strong point.

I'd watch this only to see James Cromwell, one hot pepaw I'd totally hit, assuming he smells nice.

I can't believe James Cromwell did this!

The only good thing about this movie it keeps some of the D-Lister actors in a dim spotlight other than reality tv.
I am still waiting for the the Bill "cant keep his pecker in his pants" Clinton movie. You know the Cuban Cigar companies are waiting for that shit.

'Aint nobody gonna go see this shit.This is just Hollywood Lefties trying to insure that their version of history prevails.PATHETIC.

For this clusterfuck of a presidency, it's justfied that it be paid tribute with a half-baked, half-serious, quickie-biopic/farce that'll probably be panned and banished from the collective consciousness in a matter of weeks. Finally, Georgie Boy and the Little Rascals will have their perfect legacy. I'd have gone with a different title, though. Maybe "The Chronicles of Dubya: The Liar, The Bitch, & The War-Ho."

If I wanted to watch something to piss me off and keep me angry for about a week, I will either watch this or old episodes of Friends, or better yet a Lohan flick, so I will pass. But good idea on needing to be drunk as hell in order to watch this. When it airs on TBS or something I will pull out the Vodka.

Wow. The most ridiculous black hole of pointlessness I've seen in a long while.

That tall actor with the big nose has played a crooked/thuggish cop in so many shows, I just can't see him as bush senior. We all know bush senior was anything but an alpha male, and its hard to imagine he ever raised his voice.

As a libertarian, I get stressed out every time I think of this bush administration--don't need a movie to see it as a tragic farce--and O stone seems to have mentally left the real world a few movies ago, so that would just make it worse.

PS. I have heard, and its probably true, that the money in hollywood attracts the most talented people on earth--though most movies show absolutely no evidence of talent. I mean, is "wonderful world" really the only song anybody can think of? At least they covered it, as having the world's best trumpet player sing it poorly with his gravelly voice was just too politically correct for me.

Too lengthy to be clever, but I just had to get that off my chest.

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I didn't know W jogged.

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Shitfest-tacular.
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Gee, Oliver Stone made another shitfiesta?
I. am. so. surprised.

What happened to him? I used to like his movies.
I love they didn't wait until G. Dubya was out of office though, shitty or not, a bad movie is better than an award winning one, more truthful in that respect.

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You couldn't create anything that included dumbya without it turning into a horror story or a fucking comedy.
He's a stupid, ignorant, dry-drunk, coke using, awol, frat boy loser and those are the nicest things I could think of to say.

I won't so much as read the TV listing for this atrocity. I hope they just decide to do everyone a favor and burn the film.

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"This production could have saved money on casting a Condi Rice by going to a kennel, picking up a bulldog, and teaching it to take orders from a coke head."

Bawahhhaaaaaa!!! HILARIOUS!

That is spot on!

IMDB lists the genre as "Comedy/Drama", so it will be a "dramedy". I mean, LOOK at the people playing Karl Rove, Tony Blair, and Colin Powell. This is like an SNL skit gone awry! They should have just had Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and that bird faced one play all the roles. Then it would REALLY be a hoot!
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It's downright criminal how Hollywood, for over a decade, has mis/under- used the talented and beautiful Thandie Newton.

This production could have saved money on casting a Condi Rice by going to a kennel, picking up a bulldog, and teaching it to take orders from a coke head.

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WHAT?

Is that for real?

What a wonderful world?

Please tell me this is going to be a cheesy comedy.

It's true then...Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

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A shitty movie for a shitty administration.

I think its fitting.

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Is stone making it a cheese ball on purpose?

He does have a sense of humor believe it or not.

Stone has done a lot of acid.... he is not that bad.

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Hopefully no studio will bankroll another Stone film after this stinker tanks.

Submitted by DeeDee on July 28, 2008 - 8:30am.
@ Mike LOL Hot lesbo scenes will be the only way to get most guys to see this movie.

I'm hoping they play out between Condoleeza and Barbara Bush. Role-playing with every racial stereotype imagineable!

OOOOH NOOOOOOO. This is going to be a steaming pile of mess! I'm hoping it's a terribly unsympathetic portrait of Bush, but who knows these days with Oliver Stone. He's gotten all soft!
But yes, MK. Thandie is doing it right! Josh Brolin is TOO HOTTT to play that bastard, though.
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O Oliver Stone. Retire!

it's great. think about it. the past 7 years have played like a big Rocky Horror Show-- so bad it's comical.

I'm smoking a big fattie, taking a few shots and sitting back for big laughs and tears. I'm going to a midnight showing, hopefully so others will be drunk too-- booooing bush everytime his character pops up on the screen.

This could be the next Rocky Horror.

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@ Mike LOL Hot lesbo scenes will be the only way to get most guys to see this movie.

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I think this will put W in the future to be a guy other guys aspire to be. A hard partying, drinking gambling every guy who slowed down eventually. Oliver Stone lays some stinkers in the theater and this will be another.

Submitted by DeeDee on July 28, 2008 - 8:18am.
You're right about Thandie, MK. She looks exactly like Condoleezza Rice.

She does, which is unfortunate for Thandie (though maybe there are some hot lesbo scenes to make up for it). The actress playing Laura Bush is too pretty, and the actress playing Barbara Bush isn't mannish enough, though.

What are you talking about spoiled? Thandie does Condi spot on.

Agreed, Mike. This just looks like a big excuse for all of these actors to tear up some scenery. Bad imitations all around, even the knock off of Louis Armstrong. Must admit, I usually love James Cromwell, though...

AHHHhahahahaha! They actually say that! You're a Bush! Act like one! AHHHhahahahahaha!

But we were just talking about Thandi - she did this awesome Bertolucci movie and, in it, she was stunning...ever since - not so much. Tres bizarre.

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Well since it's been a shit presidency of epic proportions, this movie seems fitting.
But seriously, after suffering under 8 years of this clown, we don't need a movie about him so soon.

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You're right about Thandie, MK. She looks exactly like Condoleezza Rice.

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The whole idea for the movie is dumb. Why not wait until all the crimes of the Bush administration are revealed?

Wow. Just like watching a car wreck.