Monday, July 28th 2008
Khloe Is Going In!
After this picture was taken, Khloe Kardashian devoured that giant Big Mac cake along with everything in its path. Luckily, she spit out Kim Kardashian because she really doesn't like the taste of sour baby batter and sausage grease.
The Big Mac turned 40 this weekend and McDonald's held a birthday party for it in Malibu. Only a bunch of busted chicken nuggets showed up for this shit including the Kardashian skanks, Serena Williams and Ian Ziering. I shouldn't say that about Ian. He's more like a piping hot McRib with an extra fake bone in the middle.
I'm also pretty disgusted with myself for wanting to eat that delicious looking cheeseburger cake.
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I work at McDonald's but I have an excuse. :p
I'm sure I still work harder than Kim Kardashian ever had.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Haha. Kim looks like one of those retards from the McD's commercials.
I'm so glad I'm in a relatively obscure area, because if I saw Kim Kardashian, I'd vomit or appear on the news for putting her in a trunk somewhere, which would really give "junk in the trunk" an alternate meaning.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Kim's ass ain't go nothing on Serena's! I don't care if she does have her phone in her pocket
I totally thought that the thumbnail was of that sexy bitch Ian wearing overalls and carrying his murse. Only to click on it and realize to my HORROR that it was cottage cheese assed Kim Kardashian herself!!! I threw up in my mouth and was forced to swallow it as to not harm my precious PC and believe this baybees...That shit was worse then the most awful tasting cum shot known to man. But fret not my dear friends in Cyber Space, paramedics are on their way :-) Also did anyone notice Perez facken Hiltons ripoff of the joker make-up guy post??? Unite Dlisters and tell that fat fuck to start writing his own bits!!! PLAGIARISM!!!!! Down With Perez!!!!
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Maybe Andy Warhol was right, but some bitches don't deserve 15 minutes of fame.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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guys, you are certainly entitled to that opinion...and I would not shred you for it...but I think her ass is nasty and I would die if my ass looked like hers.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
*sneaks back in & whispers to xxyxz* I wouldn't mind either....
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
PSL
I would like to have an ass like that
just sayin'
;)
Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on July 28, 2008 - 12:19pm.
AND MOST GIRLS WANT TO HAVE A FAT ASS LIKE KIM.
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Bite your fucking tongue! I don't know ANY woman who wants that fat ass that Kim has! I happen to love my little perky ass! Where the hell did you get the idea that women want fat asses?
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Kdra-
no shit!
*leaves w/ Kdra*
*argh!!!! Caps!*
Leaves the thread...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO INVITE THE KARDASHIANS.
I MEAN EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EATING A BIG MAC CAN GET YOU FAT.
AND MOST GIRLS WANT TO HAVE A FAT ASS LIKE KIM.
UHMM I WOULDNT EAT THAT BIG MAC. ITS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME
I WOULD EAT THAT SHIRTLESS GUY THOUGH
LOL
HE IS SEXY
YUM!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Ian Z is trying waaaay too hard! Oh honey, cover your hasbeen self up!
Ian Z is trying waaaay too hard! Oh honey, cover your hasbeen self up!
i read the other day that because serena is a jeho (jehovah's witness) that she cannot get involved in politics and yet, she shows up for a the celebration on the big mac...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
who's that you're speaking of chin chin?
twit?
shitney?
parasite?
Ginalicious, perhaps you should change your name to "Kardashianssuckliterally"?
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
im surprised ms feedmee price didnt show up to this grand ole party
-=meow hiss purr=-
and re Mickey D's: Last time I bought something off that den of cattle food was about 3 years ago, when it's drive-thru was the only one without a ridiculous line out the back, and bought a yogurt cup ... and it still chills me to the bone to this day wondering what kinds of fillers and mutant cow hormones I ingested.
Conspicuously absent...Mayor McCheese...
Kardassquach is the real nonlebrity here. And don't hate: What's a big girl to do when Home Town Buffet has her on their black list?
Big Macs cause the rudest farts. When the hub comes home and blasts an especially rude one, 9 out of 10 times he had a Big Mac for lunch.
I, however, am hooked on the Southern Chicken sandwich, (with extra pickles!). It's just like Chik-fil-A, but we don't have those in Chicago.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 28, 2008 - 11:35am.
What in sweet merciful FUCK is she wearing???
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:)merciful Fuck-that is awesome word play ;)
She better back away from that cake or she's gonna pop a button on that paperbag suspender getup
I always pegged Ian as more of a quarter pounder.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
grrrr. I thought Common ( he is dating Serena Williams) is a vegetarian.
I hate these whores as much as PSL hates Parasite.
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Swiggity switch it up!
It looks like a porn set with all those scantily-clad tramps traipsing around.
OOoooh my man Common! T-A-S-T-Y!
On second look... Why is he there?? Nevermind, just remembered he is dating Serena Williams... *aaargh*
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:38pm.
The C word !!!
I have worn it for last 4 days!
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:) I'm glad you likey.
OnT: Kim wants to jump outta the cake while Khloe wants to dive into it.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
hahah loozer!! :D
CLASSIC!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
cheezebuggah, cheezebuggah, chips, no Pepsi, Coca-Cola,...
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Ian has silicon boobs and a dinosaur ab plate implant
PSL: "Safari Hooker Barbie"! Perfect! hahaa
You know that Big Mac had botox, a brow lift and liposuction before showing up at that party.
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♫ my lady, she went downtown... she bought some broccoli... she brought it home... she's choppin' broccoli... ♪
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The C word !!!
I have worn it for last 4 days!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
What in sweet merciful FUCK is she wearing???
Brown suspenders and a bra/bikini top?
Did someone tell her this was a media event and not a high school kegger?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Oh god! I have the exact same outfit that i wear to the grocery store!! Cept mine is teal.
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Teeheee...same here, but mine has fringe!
(Hi Clarisse! I sent you a "Free Christian" t-shirt; didja get it?)
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Kim K and her sis are HIDEOUS! UGLY, UGLY GIRLS.
Oh god! I have the exact same outfit that i wear to the grocery store!! Cept mine is teal.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
What in the hell does Kim have on?
Common is a rapper who used to have buzz around him because he was supposed to be the next, realest thing -- but ever since he did that gaylord GAP commercial he gets about as much respect as a week old gyro at a mall food court.
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We can't stop here, this is bat country.
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Common...? Is that guy a rapper? Did he used to rap with Kanye? I must know! Off to the Bat Cave!
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Miss American Dream.
Submitted by acatnamedfrank on July 28, 2008 - 12:16pm.
ewwwww. god only knows where that finger's been.
RealiTeeBites , then they can come to my house, but it's only cat food. But my digital camera DOES have batteries.
Oh Common, Common, Common, you can have me anytime, anywhere, anyhow - even on top of that Big Mac cake!
Oh Common, so disappointing.
I really wanted a piece of that cake... till I saw the photo of her poking her germ-ridden finger into it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 28, 2008 - 12:08pm.
yeah, they would show up to the proverbial opening of a can of soup.
I shouldn't say that about Ian. He's more like a piping hot McRib with an extra fake bone in the middle.
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LMFAO! I'm surprised he doesn't have McRib tan to match.
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