Monday, July 28th 2008
A Cheeto In The Sun
Brit Brit headed down to Cabo this weekend with George Maloof to take a break from her busy life of.....um....errr...help me out here! She was probably celebrating the end of that whole child custody drama. "No mo' babies botherin' me all tha time! Let's hoof it to Mexico!"
You know she asked one of the locals where the nearest Taco Bell was. And I feel for the housekeeper who had to pick up Brit Brit's white bikini off of the floor. Skidmark city!
She does not look great at all. Her legs are like tree trunks. But what's even more disgusting is this selfish bitch couldn't wait to get rid of those kids so she could go on yet another vaca, without them. She is a selfish, self absorbed whore who only cares about doing stuff for HERSELF. I hope karma come to bite in in her fat ass one day. She's a totally worthless piece of garbage.
People are just HATING! She's made major improvements and she's looking GREAT!!!
So she just doesn't feel like being a mother anymore. So now the boys will be raised by K-Fed......sorry I mean raised by the Nannys.
She should be forced to be a real mother and take care of her kids. Again she is living in a non-realistic world. She should be forced to be a full-time working Mom with no help like most people. That would straighten her up mighty quick.
Better yet..........she can have my two kids just for a week so I can have a vacation. I am tired of working full-time and taking care of my kids.
That's the only time yer ever gonna see Brit Brit wearing a bra.
Make the most of it.
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Wyle E Coyote
*SuperGenius*
Wow - she looks squat, and that's that she's obviously lost some weight.
And yeah, way to celebrate giving up your children - by heading to Cabo with some Las Vegas millionaire douche. Is she just porking him or will she marry him for 15 minutes?
yesterday's TrashQueen, I love that CD......"When I'm Down" just about kills me sometimes.
Team Valtrex is a huge fan of that CD too....so there are three of us!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
brit looks shiny and stubby...i bet the pool had to be drained afterwards...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
I want to see more of her assistant
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 28, 2008 - 3:05pm.
The only reason Unfitney squirted out 2 kids was to compete with Kfed's other incubator, Shar Jackson.
Twatney wanted what she wanted when SHE wanted it. Now, she doesn't want to be a Mother anymore.
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Yup Yup
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I think she's making progress at least. She likes so much better than she has in previous months, especially that last trip with Mel Gibson.
Okay, the tummy's taut from the wet vac/tuck, but the rest of her shit is sausage-like and stumpy. She is not going to age well.
She's wearing a Tommy Bahama bikini. I have the same one.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 28, 2008 - 5:13pm.
She is built like a Corgi dog. Long stout midsection and stubby little legs.
ahahahahahaha! that she is. i was trying to put it into words, but that pretty well sums it up.
She is built like a Corgi dog. Long stout midsection and stubby little legs.
@Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
I think we are the only two who have such remarkable fine taste as to know the glorious songbird that is Chris Cornell! One of best albums ever. XOXOXO
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
She got cankles too.
She got short little legs.
Submitted by Justina on July 28, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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Thanks luv! Like yours too. Any man that could make love to Star Jones with a straight face deserves the medal of honour. Of course, he may have giggled through the whole thing.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
That's the kind of suit she should wear from now on. It's very flattering.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 8:57am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 28, 2008 - 12:38pm.
topalina
if you refuse to snark on shitnney, that sausage's going up your ASS.
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Ok. She CLEARLY still has no desire to wash her weave. Her head must smell like panties worn 6 days in a row.
Whew! You scared us for a second there.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
That bikini is totally gorge and looks expensive. I sense an improvement in her mental state - she's actually frittering her money away on something reasonably nice for a change! She's on the up!
I think she actually looks good. Better than a lot of the celeb bikini pics I've seen lately. Anyone who says this isn't an improvement is just a dick.
Her body confuses the shit out of me. I know all us women fluctuate but Brit fluctuates like 20-30lbs. She is looking real toned in these pictures but last week she looked like she was in her 2nd trimester. She looks good her but thats not enough to make me like her. Or her so called 'music'.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Columbia on July 28, 2008 - 11:30am.
Fully in agreement. Is this what having kids does to you? It seems like no matter how much she may work out now her body is completely ruined.
she's got her figure back. good for her. too bad the area between her neck and chest is abormally long.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 28, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Your Mom ...
Sorry Hon. I've had a long week-end and I come and find this!
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No need for apology times! I was just trying to make you feel better :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I bet that pink concoction beside her is alcoholic
Your Mom ...
Sorry Hon. I've had a long week-end and I come and find this!
*snorts xanax*
Kidding....
xxy--
What a cheeto-grubbin', gum smackin', frapp suckin' trailer biscuit! She'd better grab the butter, cuz that dough has a'risen. OOOOeeee! I can hear the gruntin', snortin', and a table-humpin' from LA all the way in Jersey!
Feel better now? :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
wow.. I thought dlisted was a site that HATED celebs?!
*looks around*
Her body looks so much better! Looks like they finally got her meds regulated.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
ITS A GOOD THING SHE HAS LOST WEIGHT ISNT IT?
I MEAN CHANGE IS GOOD.
I LOVE BRITNEY
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
She could lose a few pounds but she looks to be in decent shape.
joe shmoe - lovin your avie!
The only reason Unfitney squirted out 2 kids was to compete with Kfed's other incubator, Shar Jackson.
Twatney wanted what she wanted when SHE wanted it. Now, she doesn't want to be a Mother anymore.
WTF Britney Spears is hot again?! Well I'll be damned... good for her
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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Hey PSL..yeh no kidding. It must be exhausting hanging around her mansion in LA. I think she looks better though than she has in a long time.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 10:48am.
Sorry MrsK.....I should know not to pick, b/c I am the first one to say "Little Boobies need love too!"
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little boobies rock!
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
hi joe!
Britney is taking a well deserved vacation....right? she works so hard now!
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
I must say that Lady Cheeto is looking really good and I'm actually glad to see that she is shaping up on the outside. Hope the inside is coming right along too.
Submitted by Justina on July 28, 2008 - 2:19pm
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Yeh me too. At least her udders have some support for a change.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Not fat????? are you kidding me???
Beeefy linebacker neck- CHECK
Tree trunk legs-CHECK
Manly neck and back- CHECK
Shoulders like a man- CHECK
Submitted by lara on July 28, 2008 - 7:12pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes, for someone who hates britney you seem to know every little detail about her. Am i the only one who noticed this??? you seem a little obsessed with her. Strange...
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Not strange at all. I am an ex fan (I've said it many times), and I vist BH - besides how can anyone NOT know about Unfitney? Fucking whore is EVERYWHERE.
P.S. - I would never claim to know 'every little detail' about anyone - OK, maybe Xtina. Maybe. To claim that would be a little arrogant - don't ya think?
*huffs* I am an Baby Jane obsessed bitch, NOT a Unfitney obsessed bitch, thank you very much.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
I like her bikini
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Leatherette, I am a long-legged bitch too....heehee
and the linebacker neck can be called a "schneck"..combo neck/shoulders.....lmao
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 1:13pm.
they should try the facial flex to cure the fat face issue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tCp2IjlxU
this always cracks me up :)
ok...back to work now. my boss is a bitch!
i'll c u all later.
Britney needs to lose weight in her face and neck.
She and Melissa Joan Hart both suffer from jug head and usually not much can be done about that.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
DreamyAguileraEyes, for someone who hates britney you seem to know every little detail about her. Am i the only one who noticed this??? you seem a little obsessed with her. Strange...
i like that bikini! it's not a granny bikini IMO and looks good on her.
Leatherette, I am a long-legged bitch too....heehee
and the linebacker neck can be called a "schneck"..combo neck/shoulders.....lmao
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"