Monday, July 28th 2008
A Cheeto In The Sun
Brit Brit headed down to Cabo this weekend with George Maloof to take a break from her busy life of.....um....errr...help me out here! She was probably celebrating the end of that whole child custody drama. "No mo' babies botherin' me all tha time! Let's hoof it to Mexico!"
You know she asked one of the locals where the nearest Taco Bell was. And I feel for the housekeeper who had to pick up Brit Brit's white bikini off of the floor. Skidmark city!
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Britney needs a vacation????? From what??????????
... and letting my graceful neck soak in that linebacker shoulders 'n' stump neck, aaaaaaaaaah, what an ego boost, THANK YOU, BRIT! YOU STILL HAVE A LIFE PURPOSE AFTER ALL!
... got nothing new, just letting my long legs soak in the glory of NOT being stumptified...
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 28, 2008 - 6:44pm.
DAE, thanks to you I will never again forget the blood show Miss Britney put on for the paps.
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Goody! No one should ever forget it. It's pure, classy Unfitney!
(for anyone how hasn't seen it - NSFW)
http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_02.jpg
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Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 6:45pm.
DAE - she won't get it. Why sign off on custody to your ex, if in 5 months, 6 months, you are going to go back and ask for 50/50?
It doesn't make sense.
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M.E. - NOTHING, Unfitney does makes sense.
IMO - she gave Kevin full custody to avoid going to court next month.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 28, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Damn, shes a stumpy limbed hog!
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I, too, have the stumpy-limbed syndrome. I can tell you that it takes a lot of self control in the kitchen not to tag on the "hog" to the end of that description. *deep sigh* I want a Snickers bar now.
♥Hana hou, big boy!♥
Umm...at least her bikini's cute? *waits for a slap over the head*
♥Hana hou, big boy!♥
Damn, shes a stumpy limbed hog! OIIIIINNNNKKKKK!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Britney's not fat, at least not in this picture it's just her face is does that make sense?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Sorry MrsK.....I should know not to pick, b/c I am the first one to say "Little Boobies need love too!"
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
DAE - she won't get it. Why sign off on custody to your ex, if in 5 months, 6 months, you are going to go back and ask for 50/50?
It doesn't make sense.
Does anyone remember Tim Conway doing the Dorf on Golf videos???
That is what her body reminds me of.
DAE, thanks to you I will never again forget the blood show Miss Britney put on for the paps.
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Swiggity switch it up!
mam lynne bought that bikini (remember they went shopping together?) anyway, britney would probably pick one that is too small. *rolling eyes*
Mrs. K, I'm with you about short legs needing lovin'. Uh, that's what I heard also.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Why do they keep saying she'll fight for full custody at a later date? When? When thay are 17 years old and self sufficient, where she leave to Mexico on a whim and not have to worry about them starving?
I HATE this cunt.
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Unfitney is expected to get 50/50 custordy by December. (If she lives that long)
"By the end December she will effectively be getting 50-50 time with her boys based on her improvement," the Spears source says.
http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b147933_britney_k-fed_make_peace_settle_c...
You know Unfitney is only doing this to appear to be a "good" mom.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 10:38am.
Ginalicious, she has HUGE calves
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People with huge calves need love, too.
Or so I've heard...
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by angry mom on July 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 11:43am.
Why do they keep saying she'll fight for full custody at a later date? When? When thay are 17 years old and self sufficient, where she leave to Mexico on a whim and not have to worry about them starving?
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When OJ finds the 'real killer,' that's when.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 28, 2008 - 10:30am.
And she is not a long skinny-legged thing... never was and never will be.
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RIGHT!!! And people with short legs need love, too.
Or so I've heard.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Okay, I'm one of those people who feels sorry for Britney, but this is gold: "No mo' babies botherin' me all tha time! Let's hoof it to Mexico!"
Submitted by Moses♣ on July 28, 2008 - 1:36pm.
OH OH OH OH You cans have mine!
I am big fan of Moses!
Ginalicious, she has HUGE calves- they totally distort the proportion of her legs.....always have.
she looks pretty good though- I agree with those who say it's b/c she is wearing a bikini that fits.
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 1:33pm.
from picture proof I see Jenzzzzzz has finaly made it to her pool to do drugs
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Hmmm...er...if you see her, can you tell her I want my macaroni bracelet? I hear she has one.
I desire...ALL macaroni bracelets!
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 11:43am.
Why do they keep saying she'll fight for full custody at a later date? When? When thay are 17 years old and self sufficient, where she leave to Mexico on a whim and not have to worry about them starving?
I HATE this cunt.
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M.E. I have this CUNT with a blind passion as well...selfish is all I can see when I look at her buttaface. Pukatronic.
from picture proof I see Jenzzzzzz has finaly made it to her pool to do drugs
snorting cheese dust is bad for face
brit got tired of doing what she was doing and it's paying off. she looks much better!
when is wino going to get smarter?!
Finally, a suit that fits!!! I think that she looks good here. (All the photos are taken downward and anyone would look stumpy from that angle.) Same body, no lipo. The suit gives emphasis to breasticles so that takes attention up and gives her a better waist. And she is not a long skinny-legged thing... never was and never will be.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Mad_Mads on July 28, 2008 - 1:23pm.
She looks good for having two kids, going crazy, and what not...
BUT she just gives off this vibe of giving up...
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Well, she pretty much did...
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I like to say the eff word.
Looks as though she's enjoying a low-calorie dacquiri and a bottle of soy sauce after her morning coffee.
Like this feedlot heifer needs more sun. NEVERMIND:
GO ON WITH YOUR SWAMP SELF, BRITBRIT!! THAT MAD TV CABANA LADY LOOK IS THE NEW BLACK, GIRL!!!
She looks good for having two kids, going crazy, and what not...
BUT she just gives off this vibe of giving up...
Dang her calves look bad, as well.
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Swiggity switch it up!
When I went on my honeymoon last month, the airline lost my luggage and I had to buy a bikini in the hotel gift shop. I was pissed because all the suits were all full bottom granny suits and like $200. Well, it's the same one she has on here.
Just a few years ago, this stupid whore was saying how much she wanted to be a "young mama". It's amazing what 3,000 Frapps and 200lbs of Cheeto's will do to a woman.
Tummy doesn't match the thighs. Hmmmm. Can't hate on her though. If I had her kinda money I'd be getting lipo, too.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Molly, I HATE Dane Cook, too! He's not funny, just talks about everyday shit, and looks like he's always dressed in filthy clothes.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 11:04am.
Ok, it is either the from above angle these photos are taken at, airbrushing, or she got somehting done, cuz here is a pic of her a few days ago with a big "ole" gut.
M.E., it's the angle. She's in on her back, so her tummy looks smaller. Still, even standing up, she looks better than me in a bikini. But like I said, I've had three babies, my last was a c-section (which wreaks havoc on your tummy area) and I do NOT have access to a plastic surgeon or even some damn liposuction! Wish I did, though.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell"
JadedKitten, I HATE Dane Cook too!
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Your mom - Hmmmmmmmmmm, not sure I'd want to party with her psychiatric cocktails. Lithium is bad. Mkay?
Ok, it is either the from above angle these photos are taken at, airbrushing, or she got somehting done, cuz here is a pic of her a few days ago with a big "ole" gut.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_lynnes_secret_sh...
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 8:55am.
M.E.....Maloof owns the Palms in Vegas...
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Oooooh.
I still can't understand why ANYONE would choose to hang out with this POS, stinkey ass bitch.
*confused*
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The only reasonable explanation I can fathom is she's got some good meds and she likes to share.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 8:55am.
M.E.....Maloof owns the Palms in Vegas...
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Oooooh.
I still can't understand why ANYONE would choose to hang out with this POS, stinkey ass bitch.
*confused*
yeah she's lost a lot of weight around the middle.
She looks better in a bikini that I ever will. Of course, I have had three kids and didn't have access to a plastic surgeon to fix my body after my last kid. If so, I would look fan-freaking-tastic!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 28, 2008 - 12:38pm.
topalina
if you refuse to snark on shitnney, that sausage's going up your ASS.
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Ok. She CLEARLY still has no desire to wash her weave. Her head must smell like panties worn 6 days in a row.
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I like to say the eff word.
What kinda idiot wears a giant watch when sunbathing? Oh yeah...
The body looks great and I like the swimsuit.
M.E.....Maloof owns the Palms in Vegas...
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
George Maloof <---------- Who the fuck is he?
But I have to say tho...she looks better. Having no babies to worry about legally can change a bitch
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Her stumpy legs are killing me, ya'll! Good thing she never procreated with stumpy-armed Matthew McConaughey.