Monday, July 28th 2008
A Cheeto In The Sun
Brit Brit headed down to Cabo this weekend with George Maloof to take a break from her busy life of.....um....errr...help me out here! She was probably celebrating the end of that whole child custody drama. "No mo' babies botherin' me all tha time! Let's hoof it to Mexico!"
You know she asked one of the locals where the nearest Taco Bell was. And I feel for the housekeeper who had to pick up Brit Brit's white bikini off of the floor. Skidmark city!
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Shitney's like a Monet
From far away looks fine but up close is a big ol' mess
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I think she looks amazing it was those damn kids that right i said it what!
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
She will never look clean again, will she?
buttaface+shoulders
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 28, 2008 - 12:36pm.
yeah she lost weight, how much do her kids weigh?
lmao!
Twatney's trawling for a new husband. A very RICH husband.
Good luck, Twatney. You got heavy competition in Vegas.
Can't stand her but have to say she's looking better these days.
Luckycharms... I know exactly what you're talking abut. My body is like that too. If you go above about 120 (I'm 5'5"), you start to look like an overgrown midget or something! Christina Ricci has the same kind of body too. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
chubby thighs rock!
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
man, that looks fun
*pouts*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
A shining example of a mother's love.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Why do they keep saying she'll fight for full custody at a later date? When? When thay are 17 years old and self sufficient, where she leave to Mexico on a whim and not have to worry about them starving?
I HATE this cunt.
She's looking better -- call me crazy but I think her legs look unnaturally stumpy at least from these pictures, as though she were suffering from some rare, degenerative form of dwarf transformation or Willowism.
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Elitism is for trash.
She's got a body just like mine, except I'm about 20 lbs thinner. Short, thick, stout women have to keep their weight really low unless you want to look like a stubby little sausage.
Britney usually doesn't look too bad from a distance or if you blur your eyes enough to put her slightly out of focus. It's when she gets close and in focus that you realize it's not a slightly drunk person stumbling toward you, but a decomposing zombie intent on scooping out your brains.
She looks good here
Submitted by Hysteria on July 28, 2008 - 8:35am.
she so had her belly fat sucked out. her arms and legs look like sauages. the gut will be back before supper
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Yeah, most likely, we all know this bitch is too lazy to actually WORK OUT.
Having no kids looks good on her! yeah un huh I said it!
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if you refuse to snark on shitnney, that sausage's going up your ASS.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
That drink she has looks mighty tasty. *fidgets*
Oh my God. I have nothing mean to say. Can someone launch a garlic sausage up my nose please? I love her bathing suit and I want one. And she's on her way to becoming Hot Britney again.
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I like to say the eff word.
She looks pretty good, actually.
yeah she lost weight, how much do her kids weigh?
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Jesus Christ, she's gonna look like a sun-dried piece of beef jerkey before she's 30. On behalf of myself & my dermatologist I want to slap her upside her head.
Cheeseburger in Paradise
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
she so had her belly fat sucked out. her arms and legs look like sauages. the gut will be back before supper
Hasn't this twat ever heard of skin cancer? Leathered skin?
Dumb bitch is making herself look older than she already has made herself look.
she looks fine, but she ill never have her before babies body again.
I will always hate those nasty legs of hers.
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
Are my eyes decieving me or is that bitch finally losing some weight? I can't tell.
She's looking much better but then it does help that she's finally wearing a bikini that fits.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Does anyone know what brand of bikini that is? I love it!
I saw the word "Skidmark" and thought of the GoGo's song "Skidmarks On My Heart", anyone remember that from "Beauty and The Beat"...
Skidmarks on my heart
You've got me in fifth
You're burning rubber like my love
I'm driving in risk
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Looking good, Brit...from the neck down.
Make that shoulders.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Ok, I could actually see it before...people who get chubby but have muscle usually get bigger before they get smaller, ok fine. She's still a ho...and she's going to have to do more than gain some definition in her arms to prove otherwise, that's fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I think she looks cute *dives under desk*.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
maybe some of her lard will melt off.
ha, yeah, that bitch is working hard at the gym, isn't she.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."