Enough With The Choker
I'm beginning to think that the fug ass choker Ali Lohan always wears is what's holding up her neck. She must be taking fashion advice from White Oprah. You know what's worse? I decided to google "Ali Lohan choker" to see if there were people out there that hated her choker as much as I did. I want to start a group called "Sluts Against Ali Lohan's Choker." We all need a cause. Anyway, my google search led me to this question someone posted on Yahoo:
Where can you buy a black coker, like Ali Lohan wears?
I don't like her, but I like that black choker she always wears on 'Living Lohan'. Does anyone know where to get one? Links appreciated!
Black coker? She needs to ask White Oprah about that one. This is a bigger problem than I thought! Someone out there actually wants to wear one of Ali Lohan's black "cokers." I'm so tempted to write this lost child with, "I don't know where you can buy a black coker, but I do know where you can by a noose."
Here's 45-year-old Ali, SamRo, SamRo's twin sissy, HomoHan and White Oprah leaving the Bowery Hotel in NYC. White Oprah has that lovely "coke and vodka" glow about her.
French prostitutes used to wear black chokers back in the day..... Seems a pretty obvious connection to me.
Okay this is what you call 14 years old?? gimme a f**king break!! Oh yeah and I think she's either got a really good push up bra or a slight breast enhancement?? WTF??
O.K. I can't stand this anymore. Who are the FUCKTARDS that keep telling this elderly woman she has talent???
I know her coked up mom is one of them, and her stupid family can account for about four or five more asswipes. I think that jerk Maloof is one, too. But he tells Britney she's talented, so he has a track record for kissing talentless ass.
I watch this sucky show because I try to discover each week just what the fuck the hooplah is over. And I haven't figured it out yet. She makes me want to gauge my eyes out. Her voice is like chinese water torture. She always looks like she just ate smelly vagina with a touch of lemon juice. She's gangly and geeky, and looks like a 55 yr. old hooker.
Some senior citizen douchebag producers that are remaking the Troll movie thought she would be good as the slutty troll. Watching her audition for it was like watching Dateline with Chris Hanson, but without Chris Hanson OR the police.
Dina must be giving EXTRAORDINARY head or excellent leads on scoring some great coke, because I just don't understand how she even GETS these auditions, let alone lands the part. They are shoving her in our faces, and she is a talentless hack. These leeches need to stop telling her she has talent, because she doesn't. Maybe as a waitress at Mel's Truckstop, but NOT as an entertainer.
I will even go as far as to say that Lindsay is at least marginally talented as an actress (and I'm talking a VERY thin margin here), and was entertaining to watch when she was all drugged up. But this LITTLE KID is not pretty, she has a rotten voice when she talks AND sings, and has the personality of a rock.
Please give opportunities to people who can actually act, sing, write music, play instruments, etc., and have worked their entire lives to get noticed. Just because you have a famous last name does NOT mean you are talented.
Thank you.
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I love you
all kidding aside, ali looks like she's wearing a push up bra...it's barely appropriate on some adults, so why is white oprah allowing her tween to wear this...
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For a minute I thought that this was Winona Rider.
she is trying to be the new long island lolita, now she just needs a Buttafuco..at least she looks very old for her age
She looks like a cougar on the prowl. Mario Lopez had better watch out.
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i was also thrown off, way the fuck off by the push up bra.
cant believe she is a 15 year old.
Ali might look over 30 in the face, but she is a child and look how she is starting to dress. Her coked out mother probably bought Ali her first push up / squeeze 'em together bra for her 14th birthday. Tragic Daughter #2 ... your trainwreck awaits.
re Cholita & wildcatgrrl:
I can't believe you beat me to it!
Heads are gonna roll!(ugh)
ps. Why The Fuck is she wearing a bra that pushes her tits up?! She's what, 13, 14?!
Bitch-slap that mom of hers!
I was going to post about Scary Stories but someone else beat me to it. I loved those books and that story was one of the only ones I remember because it was really terrifying. I can't believe someone actually wrote into Yahoo to ask where she got the choker where it is obvious all that she did was color some dental floss with a black Sharpie.
If her and Miley would have a lesbionic love affair that would make $$$$!!!
Your face!
I was watching Living Lohan last nite for like 10 minutes (Dina's too awful to watch for long) and Ali was THIN. And I think she didn't have any boobs either. She's only 14 but still...she looks different on TV then here.
Your face!
Submitted by agamble9 on July 28, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Wasn't she like "flat chested" a few weeks ago?
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Well, Dina didn't want her newest 14 y/o meal ticket not to have nice knobs. What mother would? I mean, she's 14, totally time for some inserts, a push up bra and a low cut shirt. Dina's old school, though, Ali will have to wait until she's 15 until she gets implants...They'll celebrate with an 8-ball of coke, but no more than that...15 year olds do not need anymore cocaine than 1/2 an 8 ball...Dina's strict like that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
cute kid but kinda whorey looking
Necklace/choker is cut panty hose.
Lawlz, what's up with the girl's hair in the 4th thumbnail? It looks like coontails.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by wildcatgrrl on July 28, 2008 - 6:33pm.
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I apologize but I didn't see the post you wrote before I sent mine. My brother used to have that book with the scary stories.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Do you think if we were to remove the choker her head would roll off?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Remember those books, "Scary stories to tell in the dark"? One of those had a story about a girl who always wore a ribbon around her neck, and said she couldn't take it off. When her boyfriend finally did take it off, or convinced her to, I forget, her head fell off. The ribbon was holding it on.
That's what's going on here, That is how she has a 45 year old head on a 14 year old body. Someone pull that choker off!! Damn, I'm 31, and she looks way older than me.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on July 28, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Choker? That's a black rubber band, bitches!
I think someone visited the implant fairy.
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Ya know, I was wondering about those newly-grown tittays. I think the black thing is a dollar store leash.
Choker? That's a black rubber band, bitches!
I think someone visited the implant fairy.
she looks sexy and cute. I saw her on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o
m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
What the fuck is with Lindsays left hand in the second picture? Her fingers are so short and fat compared to her other hand, it's all blue too!
Wasn't she like "flat chested" a few weeks ago?
yeah a choker with a peace sign or her sign or a moon, if it was 1970!
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yeah a choker with a peace sign or her sign or a moon, if it was 1970!
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she looks older than me...and she's the same age as my niece.
i totally think she got her titties done. her mother is disgusting. i want to bitch slap that entire clan. ugh!
Submitted by BoyWonder on July 28, 2008 - 4:02pm.
fo shizzle boywonder
much agreed, I don't understand the myspace reference-but from what I hear about it I'd believe that(I only know about myspace from what Chris Hansan tells me on Dateline)
I just googled her- Giuliana DePandi-bitchy vibes
that's some hard shizz to spell
I didn't learn to spell my middle name till I was in middle school though-yeah I'm dumb.
Long rant-sorry
hugs :)
o what is this fuckery? choker? bitch please that is the top piece of a dollar store knee-high.
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Submitted by angry mom on July 28, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I have no doubt in my mind that the chick Ryan works with is muy "jelly". She seems like the type. You know what I think too? I think she rats out her celeb "friends". She reminds me of girls in my high school who act like they're your best friend, but behind your back, everything you told her is all over Myspace...IN CAPS LOCK!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Oh....Then you're right. Ryan is like when B.E.T. was bought out by Viacom. Too much quantity, not enough substance (or anything uplifting and inspiring! I'm looking at you B.E.T.)
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
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that lipstick that ali HOhan is wearing is heinous. it should be a crime. she probably got that fashion tip from white effing oprah.
bye xx!! ♥♥ have a good night!!
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Submitted by BoyWonder on July 28, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I belive he's got a bit of power now so they smile-the one he works with is prolly a bit jelly as the d-listers say :)...people say he's a good sport about all that-I FUCKING love Joel with a passion-he's soooo funny...ryan doesn't offend me, his choice in his productions does i.e. denise, lohans kardashians ect.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 4:21pm.
omg. i was just talking about that a few days ago. that joel mchale was always ragging on ryan. i freaking love joel mchale. i don't think anyone likes ryan except the late merv the perv griffin. wink, wink.
Boy Wonder, Ryan is the one who produces all thse shit shows like "Denise Richards", "Living Lohan" and "Keeping Up Withe The Kardashians"...and the soon to be "Girl on the Loose"_ Pam Anderson show....
that is what I meant by Ryan Seacrest "happened" to the E! Channel.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
see you sluts tomorrow
Have a great day assholes
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 4:44pm.
ryan seacrest has bagina in his pants
tell us something we didn't know. ☺
ryan seacrest has bagina in his pants
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I don't watch the show(s?) that Ryan is in on E!, but when I watch The Soup (which is like every day since I watch it ON DEMAND too), it seems like Ryan and that chick he performs with don't like each other, and then Joel always makes joke at Ryan's expense. So my question is:
Does anybody at E! actually like Ryan? Like, they smile and say hi to him in the hallway, but would they actually "go out on the town with him"?
I say nay.
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
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this bitch sucks as much as her relatives
Momma HoHan
LL
all the other ASSHOLE Lohans
hate them all
ps-she looks about 34
this little fake bitch won't make it far in Hellywood no matter what momma wants
You know what happened to the E! Channel?
RYAN SEACREST.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Well thank you Missy! I LOVE Jootes!
And not because I'm gay! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!!!
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 28, 2008 - 3:44pm
Yes. And The Soup. I like Joel McHale, like REALLY like Joel McHale...
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
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Wow. That's terrible to look this haggard at 14
She looks like the typical long island soccer mom with a coke problem. What a shame. And it's not like the little bitch is pretty or anything...or has any talent per se.
This crappola of a reality show was on after The Soup the other day. I watched 3 seconds of it and got an instant migrane. Vomit inducing garbage.
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Forget about the choker, what the hell is this 15 year old doing flaunting her massive juggs like a slut? Oh yeah, that's right, her mom is that slut Dina Lohan and her sister is a bigger slut.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
You know before I laid eyes on this girl I never thought that a 14-year-old could EVER look like a 35 year old. Every time I see Dinasaurous Lohan I want to beat the shit out her with a fuckin' baseball bat for allowing her daughters to be drunk sluts and dress like whores when they're only little girls. Dumb cunt.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?