Enough With The Choker
I'm beginning to think that the fug ass choker Ali Lohan always wears is what's holding up her neck. She must be taking fashion advice from White Oprah. You know what's worse? I decided to google "Ali Lohan choker" to see if there were people out there that hated her choker as much as I did. I want to start a group called "Sluts Against Ali Lohan's Choker." We all need a cause. Anyway, my google search led me to this question someone posted on Yahoo:
Where can you buy a black coker, like Ali Lohan wears?
I don't like her, but I like that black choker she always wears on 'Living Lohan'. Does anyone know where to get one? Links appreciated!
Black coker? She needs to ask White Oprah about that one. This is a bigger problem than I thought! Someone out there actually wants to wear one of Ali Lohan's black "cokers." I'm so tempted to write this lost child with, "I don't know where you can buy a black coker, but I do know where you can by a noose."
Here's 45-year-old Ali, SamRo, SamRo's twin sissy, HomoHan and White Oprah leaving the Bowery Hotel in NYC. White Oprah has that lovely "coke and vodka" glow about her.
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I can't believe the Maloofs would invest in this sour-puss with the bad hairdo. She needs a makeover so she can look like a cool Long Island teen, not like an old bubba. And that scowl! Too young for Botox to make that mouth turn up. Who wants her choker. Plenty would wanna choke her:))
Submitted by Cadet Cougar on July 28, 2008 - 2:45pm.
The matter at hand should be the fact that Ali's boobs have more or less popped up over night. Do they give boob jobs to 14 year olds??
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Secret Original on July 28, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Is there an Ali pregnancy pool yet? Though I expect Dina would force an abortion on her. Not because Ali's too young to be a mother, but because Dina thinks herself too young to be a grandmother.
-well said SecretO :)
Ali is very unattractive, nothing she does or will do will take away from that. The mother is a failure, and the whole family is f*cked up.
Is there an Ali pregnancy pool yet? Though I expect Dina would force an abortion on her. Not because Ali's too young to be a mother, but because Dina thinks herself too young to be a grandmother.
The matter at hand should be the fact that Ali's boobs have more or less popped up over night. Do they give boob jobs to 14 year olds??
Boywonder: "P.S.: WTF happened to the E! Channel? The only thing I really watch from that channel is the True Hollywood Stories and THS Investigates" And The Soup & The Soup Presents.
Everything else you are right, it sucks.
O/T: This chick looks older than my 55 year old mom
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I honestly don't watch that fucking trashy shit piece known as "Living Lohan", but I stopped on E! one day and the remote just stopped working. Anyway, I only saw about two minutes before I actively got up and changed to the Travel Channel but I did see this part wear Ali Lohan is wearing a white shirt wear her mid-riff is showing and it BARELY covers her untalented tits. I remember shouting out loud, "how old is this girl? How is she allowed to leave her house? Where's her mom?" And then I noticed how her mother was standing RIGHT THERE! WTF?!
Now, I'm not saying that women shouldn't show off there bodies, but she isn't a woman! She's a little girl who has too little parenting!
Okay, I'm done. It just pisses me off how she has no self-respect (she learned from the best, that White (Bitch) Oprah).
P.S.: WTF happened to the E! Channel? The only thing I really watch from that channel is the True Hollywood Stories and THS Investigates. All those damn reality shows just promote everything foreigners HATE about Americans: Self-entitlement, Frivolous spending of money, and being a COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING THEY DO IS RECORDED AND PEOPLE WILL SEE THE WORST IN YOU!!!!
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Her mother should be shot.
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Lose the make up and put the boobs away child. Damn. I am 28 and this chick looks like she has a good 5 years on me. No joke. I am pretty sick of this trashy family, same shit different pile.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 2:29pm.
I've said it before- Ali will not live to see 20.
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Certainly not at the rate she's aging. If she looks 45 @ 14, chances are she'll be looking 80 @ 20. You're not destined to survive on this planet much longer even just looking like you're 80. This "child" is doomed. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I ain't no prude but isn't Ali a bit young to have her tits out like that? Just sayin.
xx - hey mama!!!!
and for the last time, its HOOKER TITS!!
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I watched living lohan for a few minutes and I couldnt keep it on. Ali is the most bland, unattractive, untalented, average long island trash-teen. Add a personality embodying pretention, entitlement and small-mindedness...
She is so unremarkable, its delusional to think she'll ever make a mark on the entertainment industry.
However we do have the Hills girls...
*frown*
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miss-ay
Hey sugar tits. :p nice to see ya
I've said it before- Ali will not live to see 20.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
um WTF her "cocker" is a piece of black string, not too hard to find, who are these idiots looking for this garbage??
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Notice how the only one smiling in these pics is Dinasaurus?
SamRo is sucking down that cigarette like it's crack in pic 2.
where did those double d's come from i'm thinking a trip to the doctor's office
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
I really feel sorry for this girl. I think she's going to have more problems than LL.
What's with the fleamarket LV in the first thumbnail? I hope she didn't pay more than $20 for that.
For a girl that sells ugly t-shirts for $120, you'd think she be able to afford a real one. Damn at least rent one.
What kind of surgeon would give implants to a 14-year old?
So very not Hypocratic
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hmmm...TexanDoc?
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
YAWN.......
SLOW DAY!!!!!!!!
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Nice Wonder Bra Ali! As for the dumbass that wants to know where to get a choker like Ali's, it's called JoAnn Fabrics or Michael's. You take the black velvet ribbon, or the plastic lanyard shit, or the leather cord and wrap it around your neck. Allow for a little extra, (in case you fuck up) and hold the spot until you get the scissors. Cut the cord, ribbon or whatever, take it to the register and pay for it. That's it!
Uhmm actually
i think she looks pretty sexy wearing that chocker lol.
Uhmm..
I dont know why people pick on her. I mean she is just another kid tryin to gain fame and respect by what she likes doing.
Im totally not going to hate on Ali.
I like the girl and I like Lilo as well.
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Hey white Oprah - great parenting letting your 14 yr old daughter wear a push up bra and skimpy top. We all know that this is bait for middle-aged pervs. I guess you don't have a problem with old guys jacking off to your 14 yr old daughter. And if you're ignorant to that fact you're even dumber than we thought.
Dayum, that girl looks hard for 14. Yikes!
Submitted by stake_spike on July 28, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Gross. I guess she doesn't realize that thing makes her neck look fat. And damn does she look old for being 14.
One other thing that bothers me about her, her lips. Everytime I see her putting lipgloss on LL, I want to smack her! Not only does she not have any [lips], she wears this hideous pink lipgloss. It's like something a white trash Vegas hooker would wear.
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Now you did it....she's rushing out to get her lips done as we speak!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Look at Dina's fresh faced daughter. Doesn't look a day over 35. Hand that woman a medal. Oh..wait
These photos are like the picture games you'd see in Highlights or on the back of a sugar-riddled cereal box: "Can you guess how many things are wrong with this picture?"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Viva Mexico on July 28, 2008 - 2:37pm.
That picture of Sam and Lindsey smoking in the alley is hilarious. Sam looks like a reject from a New Kids on the Block "Hanging Tough" photo shoot.
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Hahahaha-that is the best comment! I was looking at her and thinking how she smokes like a haggard old man the way she holds her cig and inhales so ddeply. The NKOTB comment is perfect with her 80's sneaks and all! Also, she appears to have the osteoporosis look of an 80 year old.
And, Ali could easily pass for her mother's age. I bet she wouldn't even get carded. What is with that???
Gross. I guess she doesn't realize that thing makes her neck look fat. And damn does she look old for being 14.
One other thing that bothers me about her, her lips. Everytime I see her putting lipgloss on LL, I want to smack her! Not only does she not have any [lips], she wears this hideous pink lipgloss. It's like something a white trash Vegas hooker would wear.
I love that black choker, I have seen one on www.myvacuumsdrivebelt.com
Like I said....Fuck Dina Lohan.
Don't rush growing up, my folks always said to me. Good rule...
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 28, 2008 - 11:58am.
Even if that is only a wonder bra with some chicken cutlets added for boobage...SHES 14!! I dont know about you guys, but my mom would have kicked my ass back to my room and made me put on a turtle neck. SERIOUSLY!
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Yeah but Dina is the one who shoved the chicken cutlets in her wonder bra in the first place.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 28, 2008 - 11:55am.
I dunno...maybe the kind of surgeon that would pump motor oil into your cheeks???
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
It is good to see the kid has mastered the "old worn-out whore look" at such a tender age.
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Even if that is only a wonder bra with some chicken cutlets added for boobage...SHES 14!! I dont know about you guys, but my mom would have kicked my ass back to my room and made me put on a turtle neck. SERIOUSLY!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Lindsay wore the same one in Freaky Friday
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 28, 2008 - 11:50am.
What the fuck is going on here...this little 14 year old now has breast implants??
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Could it be ...oh, what are those gels things called that certain ladies stick in their bras?...and a wonder bra?
What kind of surgeon would give implants to a 14-year old?
So very not Hypocratic
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I dunno...maybe the kind of surgeon that would pump motor oil into your cheeks???
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Oh, this little twat is going to be in rehab before she is old enough to drive.
tsk...tsk...tsk...
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I *really* hope Ali's wearing a padded bra. I don't like this family, but part of me also wants to give them the benefit of the doubt.
On the other hand, SamRo's twin sister doesn't have an anorexic crackhead body, which leads me to believe that SamRo is FOR SURE some type of addict.
The sex tape is beng filmed on the editing room floor as we type.
If White Oprah had seen one of Black Oprah's movies, she'd take a line from the movie...
"Beat her!"
Seriously, Ali may not look 45, but if I saw this skank-to-be on the streets, I'd guess about 30.
I predict sex tape/rehab in 3, 2...
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 28, 2008 - 11:50am.
What the fuck is going on here...this little 14 year old now has breast implants??
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Could it be ...oh, what are those gels things called that certain ladies stick in their bras?...and a wonder bra?
What kind of surgeon would give implants to a 14-year old?
So very not Hypocratic.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
This bitch is 14 and trying to make her tits look bigger. When I was 14, I was duct taping mine down to make them look smaller. WTF?
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Happy 37th birthday Ali!
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