Enough With The Choker
I'm beginning to think that the fug ass choker Ali Lohan always wears is what's holding up her neck. She must be taking fashion advice from White Oprah. You know what's worse? I decided to google "Ali Lohan choker" to see if there were people out there that hated her choker as much as I did. I want to start a group called "Sluts Against Ali Lohan's Choker." We all need a cause. Anyway, my google search led me to this question someone posted on Yahoo:
Where can you buy a black coker, like Ali Lohan wears?
I don't like her, but I like that black choker she always wears on 'Living Lohan'. Does anyone know where to get one? Links appreciated!
Black coker? She needs to ask White Oprah about that one. This is a bigger problem than I thought! Someone out there actually wants to wear one of Ali Lohan's black "cokers." I'm so tempted to write this lost child with, "I don't know where you can buy a black coker, but I do know where you can by a noose."
Here's 45-year-old Ali, SamRo, SamRo's twin sissy, HomoHan and White Oprah leaving the Bowery Hotel in NYC. White Oprah has that lovely "coke and vodka" glow about her.
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Look how pleased White O is to see the paps. It's making her day.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
the chocker does not offend me as much as her tits on display. She is 14 years old for Christ's sake yet dressing like her big sister slut.
What the fuck is going on here...this little 14 year old now has breast implants?? You cant tell me thats just a year's growth because she had NOTHING last summer at this time. There are pics of her with LiHo at the beach to prove it...wish i had the link to them. No push-up bra can do that!
Fuck Dina Lohan for all of this!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
What a terrific mother to let a 14 year old show that much boobage. The nails are classy too...
SamRo's twin looks just like Chloe Sevigny.
I want to pull that choker from behind.....grrr...the Lohans suck ass.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
I see she has mastered Lindsay's constipated glower. I still can't believe this chick is only 14. Amazing, really.
She's disappointing me. I expected a sex tape by the end of summer... Dina better crank up her whore machine if she wants her other daughter to be famous
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
& every time I imagine being even within 20 yards of White Opie, I can just hear her hacking up Marlboro phlegm while fart-squirting loose bladder leakage.
... yes, I grossed myself out again
Omg, THAT's Sam's twin sister... Guess they're fraternal.
...And I thought MY mom was evil.
Pffft!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Oh, also, I never knew that scowls were inherited until I saw the Lohan bunch.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
How can I have 24 years on Ali and look younger?
I am so sick of this bitch...I wish paps would ignore her....
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
HOLY SHIT she got her boobs done!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
New boobage??
I think she is letting us know her adams apple surgery went well LOL!!
No some one told her she has a long gazelle of neck and should accentuate it. Young and gullible she is just over doing it.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
:) your wit is unsurpassed!
That picture of Sam and Lindsey smoking in the alley is hilarious. Sam looks like a reject from a New Kids on the Block "Hanging Tough" photo shoot.
FUCK.
srsly thought this was Demi Moore chunktified.
She is 14??? Look at her fucking porn nails??
I figure that's the White Oprah leads her around.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
angry mom on July 28, 2008 - 2:34pm
She must be going to the movies.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
things in this picture that also offend me-noting that she's 14:
white leather
too long french tips
mango passion wet and wild lipstick
wonderbra
Did she got her boobs done?? because I could swear her boobs are a size a-ish on her E!show
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Well,I think we can savly say Ali no longer looks 45. She know looks 55.
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