In His Dreams
During a show in Mountain View, CA, last night, John Mayer told the audience about a dream he had. In his dream, he made out with a chick who wasn't his girlfriend. A bitch who was at his show told E!, "He was talking about 'dream cheating. He apparently made out with some chick in his dreams. He had to do his penance to his girlfriend by singing 'Dreaming with a Broken Heart.'"
Jennifer Aniston probably flipped her chin when she found out about his dream. She cornered him and screamed, "You cheater! How dare you!?" John had to explain to her it was only a dream. She didn't care, "I thought you were different. But you're not! Who was the tramp?! WHO?! Let me fucking guess. Her first name stars with an A and ends with an N." John responded, "You mean ends with an A?" That's when Jenny made him shave off all his hair off. She used it to make a potion to ward off the cheating spirits.
Here's John making "diarrhea faces" while playing Irvine, CA the other night. I miss his 80s mop.
Wenn
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 28, 2008 - 3:29pm.
he smell what i cokk and i swear he say CABBAGE!
John Mayer- Cabbage Fart Kid
How out of touch with reality are you, when you think the world cares that you cheated in your dreams? This is exactly why famous people suck.
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He reminds me of some big bully at an arcade who hogs the good video games from the little kids but he doesn't realize what a geek he is once he comes out into the sunlight.
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Have slum will travel.
Im a Jen fan, I think she is a beautiful woman..John on the other hand,,he makes me sick when he sings..I have to hide my eyes, I can't stand to watch him..I know a few musicians, and they make a face when they play guitar, but John takes it to the extreme...
no gauge is right
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
UHMM
WHO CARES?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
I can't believe i use to love this douche bag... well his music anyway
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 28, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I like Jennifer Aniston. I know she would knock back margaritas and smoke a J with me, thats how I gauge my feelings towards 'celebs'.
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haha, I think I use a similar method...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
gauge? wtf is that? gage. I ment gage.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I like Jennifer Aniston. I know she would knock back margaritas and smoke a J with me, thats how I gauge my feelings towards 'celebs'.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Vivian, what is your hard on for this site, when you don't like anything MK has to say?
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
That's his "O" face and a new blog entry on his banging new haircut in 3...2...1
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I get feelings this man would LOVE my balls of BLOOP!
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Honestly, who wouldn't? But he just looks like that kinda guy. Also looks like the kinda guy that likes smelling farts and guessing what people ate from the aroma.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by xxyxz on July 28, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
You hate lots of stuff.
OK times! Its ok Times!
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F-U-C-K-I-N-G WORD
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SEVERAL WORDS!!!!!!!!! I say them out loud!
Oh no this work crap sux! It's like almost 3 and this is the first time I've been able to get my fix all day!
OT: He's a douche!
I can't stand John Mayer. A friend of mine loves the guy and made me watch a performance, and I just said, "What the fuck is he doing with his face?"
I saw his douche ass on TMZ last night harassing people on the streets of New York to see "if they know I'm famous." Everyone ignored him. I'm sure they knew who he was, that's why they ignored him.
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"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
You hate lots of stuff.
OK times! Its ok Times!
F-U-C-K-I-N-G WORD
I wonder what his "I pee on ladies" face looks like?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
What's your hard on for this guy MK? The Jen Anistin "chin" remarks are getting old and tired too. You'd hit it with either one of these two in a heart beat you slut, so shut your hole. (Yeah, that one)
he bugs me, but I like JA.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Submitted by Vivian on July 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
You hate lots of stuff.
OK times! Its ok Times!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 28, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I get feelings this man would LOVE my balls of BLOOP!
He makes the most unfortunate faces!
You know that old saying about musicians and the faces they make while performing are what they look like when they fark...well, i say NO JOHN MAYER!!! NO!!!!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 2:19pm.
oh no i hate his face area!
times of stuck poop he has?
Yeah i make that face when Ugg make big turd and no flush and he say, "hey Boswalla come look at ugg dump it huge!"
and then i say, " ARRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHH! Why gos in heaven i marry Ugg, Ugg big dumper i could have married Earl of wallet cheese and have seperate cave for his huge dump times!"
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Yup, well, that's definitely NOT bloop face.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Show me your Grrrr face!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
She used it to make a potion to ward off the cheating spirits.
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Crazy-ass Aniston and her black magic. This is just like the time she burned the babydolls on the beach;)
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
I sense Aniston is about to be dumped again.
He always looks like he's taking a poo when he sings.
oh no i hate his face area!
times of stuck poop he has?
Yeah i make that face when Ugg make big turd and no flush and he say, "hey Boswalla come look at ugg dump it huge!"
and then i say, " ARRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHH! Why gos in heaven i marry Ugg, Ugg big dumper i could have married Earl of wallet cheese and have seperate cave for his huge dump times!"
So let me get this straight:
People actually pay money in stadiums to see this douche strum his guitar and speak between songs?
People will buy anything.
If he were playing in my backyard, I wouldn't even pull the blinds to take note.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
That's enough, John Mayer!