Phoebe Price Is Headed Straight To The Top

I can just picture her wailing, "Brains!"

i have to admit, i do youtube her everyonce in a while to see what freakin fame hungry weirdo she is... it's like i don't want to look but i can't look away...

hoe's going places...

I thought she was some sort of Playboy model or something. They do shit like that all the time too.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on July 29, 2008 - 12:36am.

She's an "International Model" and bit part actress with delusions of grandeur. She has cellulite and will pose anywhere she can hunt down a paparazzo, be it in a parking garage or in front of the Ivy. She frequently appears on red carpets and no one can figure out how she manages to sneak onto them. I personally suspect that she has a red carpet runner stashed in the trunk of her car that she will unroll for anyone with a camera or even a cell phone.

She is also D-listeds Hot(ahem)"Babe" of the Year.

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*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*

Who IS this carnie?! She looks like a Disney Villain. Is this what women are supposed to look like?

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?

well, sadly i'd rather have PP over angelina jolie. i'm sick of the whole angelina/brad/twin bullshit and i only hear about PP on here haha

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

Submitted by black widow on July 28, 2008 - 7:49pm.

Oh Lord, thanks. You and I are both praying this was/is a fluke. Yep, probably more than one but I refuse to believe more than 10 -- at 3 a.m.

I blame MK for me having to look at that crazy spoiled bitch. I love MK but we have a love /hate (all hate these days -- not even funny but only when it comes to his love for the untalented PP). That bitch is crazy and delusional and I don't need to see her. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

i'm sleepy, so it's the best i could come up with on half a brain...;)
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It really wasn't bad though...I thought your insult was quite respectable actually :) Heh. ;)

I'm suffering irrepairable dain bramage to the point I can't fucking spell "smoldering" anymore. It looks like some unearthly being has taken up residence in her soul. They say the eyes are the window to the soul, well, holy shit something evil this way comes!
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Hehehehe....I think I love you ;) Honestly though, I couldn't agree more....I had to tear my eyes away from her picture because I was starting to see evil flames sparkling and crackling (or cackling? lol!) in Phoebe's brown orbs :-O

Submitted by MzSassy on July 28, 2008 - 10:15pm.

I'm suffering irrepairable dain bramage to the point I can't fucking spell "smoldering" anymore. It looks like some unearthly being has taken up residence in her soul. They say the eyes are the window to the soul, well, holy shit something evil this way comes!

Submitted by MzSassy on July 28, 2008 - 10:14pm.

i'm sleepy, so it's the best i could come up with on half a brain...;)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

OMG, dude/dudette, she can't pull off the smouldering eyes...uhn, uhn. Not a good look on her.
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The "smoldering seductress" look fails for her on an EPIC, UNHEARD of level. It makes her look like she possesses the soul of Adolph Hitler. And when I say the soul of Adolph Hitler, I probably don't know what I'm even typing at this point because I've just suffered MASSIVE retinal and corneal degeneration due to looking at Phoebe directly. . . :-O Bitch. ::sulks:: >:(

pp looks just like how carrie looked when she got the bucket of pig blood dumped on her at the prom...
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

.....still, you're being a bit kind :-O lol

I really don't think it's a good idea to color coordinate everyfuckingthing on yourself with the red carpet. Contrast, people!

Submitted by ethang on July 28, 2008 - 9:52pm.

Joking aside, this is the BEST I've ever seen PP look
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I'm SURE you're just saying that becuz her dress matches the carpet and the ropes. That it matches anything is a miracle, I know!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

pp looks just like how carrie looked when she got the bucket of pig blood dumped on her at the prom...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Submitted by ethang on July 28, 2008 - 9:52pm.

Joking aside, this is the BEST I've ever seen PP look.

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OMG, dude/dudette, she can't pull off the smouldering eyes...uhn, uhn. Not a good look on her.

Ok - I finally looked at her. The thumbs, alone, were making me wince. *eyeroll* She just makes me tired, you know?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by ethang on July 28, 2008 - 9:52pm.

Joking aside, this is the BEST I've ever seen PP look.
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:::left eye twitches in uncontrollable spasms of horror::: But...but...if this is the BEST she's ever looked, how hideous is she when she doesn't look this ::::right eye starts twitching in synchronization with the left::: "good"? :-O

the # 1 search term was who the fuck is... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Joking aside, this is the BEST I've ever seen PP look.

Staring at Phoebe Price for extended periods of time is like soaking your retinas in your hydrogen peroxide, while your mouth is filled to the brim with Mexican hot peppers. AYE CARUMBA!!!! :( So sick....

It was probably the people in the Loss Prevention department at Gucci. After seeing the post of her showing off the tag on her dress, they have finally caught the person who sneaks into the dressing rooms with a pair of pinking shears to cut the tags out of the dresses so that her mom can sew them onto knock-offs found at the thrift store.

*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*

It was me. I searched Phoebe Price 68465416 times to find other people named Phoebe Price so I can prank call them and ask them, "How would you like your chicken cutlets?"

black widow on July 28, 2008 - 8:53pm

hahahahhaa, you're so funny....

And Rawk Props To Alice Cooper.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by black widow on July 28, 2008 - 5:49pm.

To be fair to Yahoo, the 2.5m hits were for "phoebe+price+one hour."

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

@ BRADIFUL BITCH

according to our news wires, alice cooper has a new album out tomorrow (called 'along came a spider' ... okay, sorry, i just found that funny, given my posting name), hence the search spike. :)

okay, off to watch the season 2 premiere of mad men! night, all!

@ angel_i

haha! wish i could -- you'd never see the likes of paris, britney, lilo or any of the other hollywood skank brigade sully our home page ever again! alas, it's based on some complex algorithm thingie that is far too complicated for my little brain to even comprehend.

@ vanyvrgs

the top search terms are calculated and updated several times a day, although there's no set time to refresh the list. i don't believe they're 'real time' stats, there's a few hours' delay. i can assure you, though, that there is definitely more than one person who searched for PP in order for her to make the list -- yahoo.com is one of the most-visited sites on the web. i just checked our news feeds and she didn't show up in anything at all over the past 24 hours, so hopefully you are right and it was just a fluke and she won't get any more free publicity. what's depressing is that the term "phoebe+price" yielded over 2.3 million hits! :O http://tinyurl.com/PP-yahoo

hmmm. mk, i believe i predicted this about a year agoooo. you are a star machine!

1940s stripper Guccihoochiekoochie collection maybe! ;>

(8.8)

She is no longer on the list. I will like to know how they calculate it (hour average -- it could have been only 1 person). I am sure it was just a fluke, or at least I hope so with all my might.
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Oh my god y'all, our Phoebe has made. Please more Phoebe. I love that bitch.

Either she was there really early or really late.

peebes, if you are reading this..

I got one word for you:

spanx.

Your gut protrudes too much for the slinky Gucci dress.

Ok now, on my Yahoo Top Searches this was the list I saw:

1. Rebecca Romijn
2. Elizabeth Banks
3. Shark Week
4. Saw V
5. Yosemite
6. Shia LaBeouf
7. Cuil Search Engine
8. Alice Cooper
9. Brad Ziegler
10. Robert Novak

Alice Cooper?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

@black widow:

Ok - I'll be kind...but given your name I'll reserve the right to switch that up should the need arise;P

Could you fix it with a macro?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

hi. i'm new (be kind, please). just wanted to say that i work for yahoo, and the top search results are legit (we filter out things like porn sites, but other than that, what you see really are the top searched terms that day, for whatever reason).

also, the maria von trapp thing may have to do with the reality show, how do you solve a problem like maria? which is on right now (http://www.cbc.ca/maria). it's down to the final two or three or something.

that's all. :)

Chanel's stock continues to tumble.

She's wearing so much makeup that even if you did stab her in the face with a bowie knife you'd only it would be like harmlessly stabbing a bowl of ugly, untalented fudge.

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She made it to the top thanks to people here on D-listed who wanted to know who the hell she was.

I still read comments asking what she does and who she is, even though MK's been posting on her for months now. I think it's pretty clear the only thing she does is red carpets and photo ops.

WHAT THE HELL, MICHAEL???? You´re turning her into an A-list!!!

**whatever**

she looks sexy and cute with that sunglasses. I saw her on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o

m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site

O PP totally learned that from KK. You can get a (free and so easy to use even Paris can do it!) iMacro online and set it up to Google yourself a hundred million times while you go on about your business.

Voila! You're relevant!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Here's my random trivia for the day: My great-aunt, now deceased, nursed Maria von Trapp (the daughter) in the 60's in Sydney, Oz. when M v T broke her leg while doing missionary work in Papua New Guinea. She was airlifted there to have surgery. My auntie said she was a crusty old bitch. But then so was she, so they probably cancelled each other out.

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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"

Ahhaha Mrs. K.!

Maria von Trapp returns to "Sound of Music" home

SALZBURG, Austria (Reuters Life!) - Maria von Trapp has taken a trip down memory lane to see her old family home just before it opens as a new hotel.

Staying in the house for the first time since the von Trapps fled the Nazi regime in the late 1930s has been a deeply moving experience for the second-eldest daughter of Baron von Trapp, whose story was made famous by the "Sound of Music" film.

"Our whole life is in here, in this house," the 94-year-old told Reuters in an interview. "Especially here in the stairwell, where we always used to slide down the railings."

what fuckin' ever
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

Submitted by madam s. on July 28, 2008 - 3:17pm.

Maria von Tramp?

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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

Maybe Maria von Trapp is the name of some current porn star. That would make more sense.

Submitted by madam s. on July 28, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Hekki,

but the Maria Von Trapp thing is very, very random and bizarre.
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I do not buy it for one single solitary second.
Maria Von Trapp, my anus.
don't pee on my neck and tell me it's raining
BUNNY"S GETTING ANGRY!!!!!!
hee
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."