No Condoms For Miley
LifeStyles Condoms has offered 15-year-old Miley Cyrus $1 million to be the new "face" of their product. They think that Miley, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.
The VP of marketing for LifeStyles told Full Disclosure, "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set. ve that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
In addition to the $1 million, LifeStyles also offered her a lifetime supply of condoms. A spokesbitch for Miley said they aren't interested and it's never going to happen.
This isn't a bad idea. Miley could get Disney involved too. You know how they have those cutesy Disney band-aids? They can do the same thing for condoms and give them cute names like Winnie the Lube or Crurubber de Vil.
I've never used LifeStyles so I couldn't say if a lifetime supply would be worth it. I'm strictly Trojan. And if there aren't any Trojans around, I'll just use a sandwich baggie, a rubber band and some vaseline. You know, the "KFed" method. What am I saying? He doesn't use condoms.
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I guess they couldnt ask Jamie Lynn Spears LOL
Mylie Whorerus
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I hate this troll
she needs to go back to kentucky and hunt possum with her dad.. and never heard from again the girl has no akey breaky talent..just a Disney marketing gimmick...BTW she say this will be the last year she performs as hannah montana, her fan base is graduating to junior high..ha ha
doesnt she look muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh better without the 10lbs of make up she usually puts on... she actually looks pretty and her age on this picture
Submitted by that_girl on July 29, 2008 - 12:53am.
Why Miley? Why not use Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton (that one was a joke), whoever?
If anyone, Jamie Lynne Spears would be the most sensible choice to do this. She could probably use the money, too!
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I feel embarassed for her failed attempts at being a cock-tease.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Why Miley? Why not use Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton (that one was a joke), whoever?
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
LifeStyles Ultra-Sensitive has a new ad campaign, but I think it needs more work: "So sensitive that you can feel her G-spot while you steer clear of the genital warts."
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
I thought she was cute when she first came out a year or two ago, but now she is so overexposed, and she's getting diva-ish.
I don't like the video making fun of the other Disney stars, either. She's an obnoxious brat.
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This moon-faced trollop will be preggers inside of 3 years. BTW, do foetuses have mullets? If so does it show up in one of those scans?
Oh, I agree Penny....I do. I was just telling childhood memories...and though I sang those songs and rolled on the floor like a Solid Gold Dancer, I never went through a "slut" phase....it was good parenting.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Pennyroyal on July 28, 2008 - 10:57pm.
I was 14 or so when I first had access to the internet (almost 15 years ago) and I would never have dreamed at her age, or my age now, to post the shit online she does.
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Look at the environment she's raised up in. She just wants to grow up like any kid and, in her world, that's what a grown up woman does. I'm willing to bet your role models were giving you some very different examples of what "adulthood" means.
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Yeah, I remember Madonna and "Like a Virgin" was so popular to us preteen/teen girls back then but my mom told me what that song and "Papa Don't Preach" was all about back then and why it wasn't so cool for us children to sing along to it. My whole beef is that Miley is marketed and promoted by Disney to children, and supported/patronized by unintelligent parents. There is NO excuse for her or other children being more whorey now just because the internet exists more easily nowadays. Are we supposed to embrace the enhanced whoredness of the current generation because currently parents are more stupid & lazy?
teens love the sluts- when I was 13, I remember singing "Darling Nikki" and loving Madonna, Vanity 6 , etc.....they just gravitate there.....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
@PS&Mr. Pres:
My kid's a little younger (9). She loves, loves, LOVES Zanessa and all things High School Musical. She would like to love Hilary Duff if only she would do something interesting (it's been a while) and she likes Miley ok but considers her generally talentless. She has a cool life on tape tho.
But other than that she's just fine:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Pennyroyal on July 28, 2008 - 10:57pm.
I was 14 or so when I first had access to the internet (almost 15 years ago) and I would never have dreamed at her age, or my age now, to post the shit online she does.
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Look at the environment she's raised up in. She just wants to grow up like any kid and, in her world, that's what a grown up woman does. I'm willing to bet your role models were giving you some very different examples of what "adulthood" means.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
PSL: My sister is desperately trying to steer my niece away from Miley Cyrus and towards Selena Gomez. But she still loves Miley despite all that. And yes, my niece hates Vanessa as well because of Zac.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
You guys should HEAR how the 12 yr old I watch and her 13 yr old friend defend Miley. After the Vanity Fair shit, she was talking about Miley's apology, and I had to explain to her about "damage control"....more and more of this shit comes out, and they always have a defense for her. And they HATE Vanessa Hudgens!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
I was 14 or so when I first had access to the internet (almost 15 years ago) and I would never have dreamed at her age, or my age now, to post the shit online she does. She is a complete slutbag. Who ever runs Disney now should be shot! (and the DUH parents who buy her shit for their kids) Even if they had the internet back then you wouldn't see Hayley Mills posing like this ho on her myspace. I'm just disgusted & stunned by the state of things now...
God that ho is fugly. Damn....
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Crurubber de Vil?
Love it!! : ) LOL!!!
Submitted by dutchmodernist on July 28, 2008 - 9:55pm.
MK, lifestyles sensitive are SO MUCH BETTER than trojans. For serious.
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Ok, fine. Junior Lifestyles. For sensitive teens.
How's that?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 28, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Or hockey cards! Even grown men would like that, no?
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Sure, but if something went wrong and the girl got pregnant the poor kid would grow up with no teeth and a crooked nose.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Not even I, Jeffrey Dahmer, would have sex with this horse-toothed bitch.
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You're cruellllllllll.
::looks around nervously, feigning a smile::
But I like that in a poster ::grin:: :-O lololol
Submitted by kyky on July 28, 2008 - 3:34pm.
LifeStyles condoms are the reason i have a 9 yr old son... fuck em!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
When Miley finally goes ballistic, I get the feeling it's going to make Britney's antics over the past few years look mild by comparison.
I can't wait.
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Maybe she'll go completely stark raving MAAAAD and end up shaving Selena Gomez's hair off instead of her own, therefore inciting another fabulous celeb feud. . . ::snickers wildly:: She's going to end up like those washed up gargoyles from Full House, Mary Kate and Ashley Trollson. OOPS I meant Olson. Honest. :::whistling loudly::: Or however you freaking spell it. ::disgust::
MK, lifestyles sensitive are SO MUCH BETTER than trojans. For serious.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Sa~weeeeet! ok this ones gonna be fun...ok small sized "pecker-mickys" super strength "tink's colon cleanz" mmmm sexy "peter pan's "Panty Pirate" profelactics"...uhhh ok that took too much brain power to think of...i think she should do it...she has the perfect big fat mouth for suggestively selling condoms to small children.....reminds me of the south park where ike is screwing his teacher..
Submitted by Mr. President on July 28, 2008 - 9:12pm.
If the condom makers want to appeal to kids, they should start inserting cartoons in the packages like they do with the bubble gum.
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Or hockey cards! Even grown men would like that, no?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
They should sell condoms with musical timers, like the toothbrushes. Maybe it would help the guys with stamina problems.
They should totally get Dakota Fanning.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
If the condom makers want to appeal to kids, they should start inserting cartoons in the packages like they do with the bubble gum.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
If she's a virgin then so am i!
and actually the idea isn't a bad one. unfortunately there are many STUPID IDIOT TEENAGERS having sex (and doing alot worse i must say) and an idea like this is nesscarcy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
O well, that's so simple. They can call them Trojan Jr. - it's adorable!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I hear Trojan is trying to sign Selena Gomez for two million. Miley is clearly slipping.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by kyky on July 28, 2008 - 6:34pm.
LifeStyles condoms are the reason i have a 9 yr old son... fuck em!
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Did you get a refund?
Submitted by platypus on July 28, 2008 - 5:45pm
That video totally made me smile.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Hold out for 2 million Miley.
Seriously, this isn't a bad move. With the rate of teenage pregnancy, why not?
Miley is a virgin! (Yeah and Tom Cruise is straight)
Lifestyles brand condoms are the kind they give away for free at the Health Department. I took one of my friends there in high school to get free condoms and they gave us envelopes full of these suckers. Would have been a lot cooler if they had Mickey Mouse all over them.
Submitted by platypus on July 28, 2008 - 6:45pm.
no problem if she denies. the chinese will just photoshop her face onto a box of condoms and sell it at the dollar store.
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From your lips to God's ears.
disney should send zac efron corbin bleu and the other high school musical homos over to lifstyles to shoot the ads (literally shoot).
oh i forgot zac is completely hetero and is in a hot passionate relationship with vanessa huggins
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
I kinda like the idea of a Lifestyles/Disney Condom pak w/a choice of Mickey, Donald or Pluto shaped tips.
Please, if Miley is a virgin, then Britney won the Mother of the Year award
::"Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
In a year or two, she'll be seeking out a lucrative endorsement deal with Valtrex.
No condom. I want to catch her disease, and shoot my sperm deep in her twat.
When Miley finally goes ballistic, I get the feeling it's going to make Britney's antics over the past few years look mild by comparison.
I can't wait.
no problem if she denies. the chinese will just photoshop her face onto a box of condoms and sell it at the dollar store.
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