Monday, July 28th 2008

Camille Grammer's Sugar Pepaw Is In The Hospital!

My hero's husband, Kelsey Grammer, is in the hospital! Camille Grammer's sugar pepaw fainted in NYC over the weekend while promoting "Swing Vote." His rep told UsWeekly, “Kelsey felt faint last night so he went to the hospital to have things checked out. They are altering his medications." His rep said he will bust out of the hospital tomorrow.

Last month, Kelsey had a minor heart attack in Hawaii.

Earlier, I decided to do a little google research on Camille, because I'm in love with her. I found out Kesley has had some tragic shit happen in his life. His father was murdered, his sister was murdered and his twin half-brothers were killed by a shark! Also, his second wife tried to kill herself while she was pregnant. She lost their child.

To top it all off, Camille has a form of IBS. That's why she used a surrogate to give birth to both of their kids. Yeah, right. She just didn't want to get fat. I'm joking! Camille is an angel.

Kelsey is in good (and expensive) hands. He has one of the greatest gold diggers in the world caring for him. If anyone can heal him, it's Camille.

Posted by: Michael K


ThirdCoastGirl's picture

This is totally belated, but I heard Dr. Drew Pinsky say once on 'Love Line' [is that still on?] that Camille Grammer does a lot of charity work and fundraising.

Crystal2's picture

Maybe Kelsey has a shit fetish. For all that money I'd take a dump on him.

DebFrmHell's picture

I like Camille. She is a dedicated wife who cleaned up that mess of a man. She deserves her Black AmEx just for that alone. His other wives didn't seem to give a rat's ass about anything but the bank account.

Gee, and she really does seem to like him too.

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Mickey Anonymouse's picture

She's no Portia de Rossi. That's for certain.

deedee is a bad girl's picture

My IBS actually got better during pregnancy. Cammy just didn't want the stretch marks.

I'd rather sell drugs than cutco...

letinstar's picture

@angel_i...besides, donatacci and kelsey are well versed in kelsey's tragic family life and doesn't want the genes to go on..that, and donatacci doesn't want to get fat...
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his sister was only 18 or 19 when murdered, and it was a pretty horrific case. He apparantly had to go ID her as well.

He gets a pass on being a Republican.
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Submitted by letinstar on July 28, 2008 - 10:05pm.

how does farting and having exploding diarrhea constitute not getting pregnant...
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It's ICKY!

I'm sure she's got it all under control and doesn't want to try and figure out a whole new set of rules. O - and then there's the figure she and Kelsey love so much...

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paris herpes's picture

This just means she doesn't want to get fat. It's a shit poor excuse for not having any physically. Plus, she's a golddigger, why have kids at all with Kelsey?

Your face!

letinstar's picture

how does farting and having exploding diarrhea constitute not getting pregnant...

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Wonder who they'll sue over this

On the outside: Get well Kelsey.

On the inside: NOT MY FRAZIER!! NOOOOOOOOO!!

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After all the tragedies he's had to endure, you sluts can give him a break.

Camille is a God-send in lucite heels!

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 28, 2008 - 5:19pm.

Mmmmm.... crème brûlée ..... She also needs to make sure he takes all his pills. Lots and lots of pills.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 8:11pm.

Camille cares for him intently with a breakfast of croissants and double espressos, a Reuben for lunch (with fries), and linguini Alfredo (with martinis) for dinner.
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Don't forget dessert! Creme Brule' and washing it down with Irish Coffee!

Camille cares for him intently with a breakfast of croissants and double espressos, a Reuben for lunch (with fries), and linguini Alfredo (with martinis) for dinner.

Hysteria's picture

all this talk of poo is making me sick. i thinks Kelsey is gonna kick pretty sooooon....

Hekki's picture

Poo babies! They keep popping up around here!

Seriously, I hope Camille really loves him and takes good care of him. He deserves it. What a bunch of tragedy has been thrown at him!

soul's picture

good luck to Camille(soothing like the tea) and get well soon Kelsey. :)

C.>.C

joe shmoe's picture

I like Kelsey Grammar. Get well soon.

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angel_i's picture

Earlier, I decided to do a little google research on Camille, because I'm in love with her.
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These lines make me wish we'd been highschool BFFs. We would have had SUCH a blast!

Anyhoo...someone dropped that info on us the other day - I thought it was MK but I guess I was wrong.

After hearing that about his life, Kelsey (who I always had an affinity for) is a new hero on my list, fersure. He's come through pretty amazingly for that much cruel fate.

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I read the link and the thing that really stuck out to me was, "As you can see, there are plenty of ways a pregnant woman can deal with IBS. The trick is to know what treatments work best, and incorporate them into a healthy and active lifestyle." There is NO reason a woman shouldn't have a pregnancy because of IBS alone. There is more likely another reason behind her not wanting to carry her children. I don't disagree that IBS can act up during pregnancy (sometimes it actually improves because the woman's diet and supplements improve), but it's not contraindicated regarding IBS and getting pregnant. I'm sorry, I just don't buy her excuse. Look up Crohn's disease. That's a really humdinger to deal with, yet many women have healthy children.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on July 28, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Doh!! Mrs. K beat me :P
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@angry mom
will someone beat the shit out of abraham already!!!!!??????
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Abraham is hoping to lure some of us "rich sugar daddies" with a computer to "spoil" someone - ie, send $ to a bar in the Philippines.

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I thought that excuse was full of sh!t too (pun intended), until I googled IBS + pregnancy. Apparently, depending on the severity of the initial IBS, the symptoms can get a lot worse.

http://ezinearticles.com/?What-Happens-To-IBS-During-Pregnancy&id=362166

Doh!! Mrs. K beat me :P

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Submitted by Abraham on July 28, 2008 - 5:49pm.

ABRAHAM, STFU! We are not going to your lameass site. You don't even make sense. Go play at Just Jared.

xxyxz's picture

poo babies... Nooooo Mrs.K not today
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IBS, Pregnancy, Hormones, & Menopause
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

she is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" yesterday. It

is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 5:46pm.

Hell, he's probably already in Depends!

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 28, 2008 - 5:45pm.

But, it COULD get in the way...literally. Who would touch her? Ewwww.
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Maybe Kelsey Grammar has nervous diarrhea. The perfect match!

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 28, 2008 - 4:43pm.
its good to know someone else has the thirst for violence that I have-and the real spam idea is brilliant :)

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 5:41pm.

But, it COULD get in the way...literally. Who would touch her? Ewwww.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 5:41pm.

My bad...imo, she spews diarrhea out her mouth. ☺

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Submitted by Manbearpig on July 28, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome and she can't have kids?? Camille honey, kids don't pop out of your asshole.
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What about poo babies?

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Amy Winehouse has just been rushed from her home to hospital in an ambulance with blues and twos (lights and siren)

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Submitted by angry mom on July 28, 2008 - 5:40pm.

You go left and I'll go right and we'll club him senseless in the middle...Wait, he's already senseless. Let's just murder him...we can suffocate him with Spam...the REAL Spam.

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 28, 2008 - 5:39pm.

IBS doesn't make you have constant diarrhea. It just makes you fluctuate between two chronic issues, like diarrhea and constipation
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The diarrhea comparison was my attempt at a joke.

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Euphoria's picture

She has diarrhea of the mouth for shitting out that dribble and calling it fact.

angry mom's picture

will someone beat the shit out of abraham already!!!!!??????

xxyxz's picture

jim

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Why would having constant diarrhea get in the way of being knocked up?
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IBS doesn't make you have constant diarrhea. It just makes you fluctuate between two chronic issues, like diarrhea and constipation (and everything in between.) I've known people with Crohn's disease (MUCH worse than IBS) who have had multiple healthy children. Her statement is as valid as Ashlee Simpleton lip synching because of acid reflux.

mike's picture

As someone who has consistently donated money to Republican candidates, he can drop dead.

He probably passed out after she took off her IBS panties full of shit, that shit smells !!

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by Freak Speely on July 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I Know This Is OT: Wino just went to the hospital in London.
CRAP!!!
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Euphoria's picture

She must think the public at large is utterly moronic by issuing a statement that she couldn't carry a child due to IBS. That's a crock of shit...pun intended.

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Submitted by Manbearpig on July 28, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome and she can't have kids?? Camille honey, kids don't pop out of your asshole.
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Or maybe they DO....

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I Know This Is OT: Wino just went to the hospital in London.

OnT: Love ya long time, KG.

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Maybe he is preggers...lol
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