Monday, July 28th 2008

Wino Rushed To The Hospital

Amy Wino was rushed to the emergency room of London's University College Hospital tonight. Paramedics were called to her home in Camden around 8pm. Shortly after they arrived, they wheeled her into an ambulance as Mitch Wino watched. Apparently, she was breathing with the help of an oxygen tank. Her rep confirms that she's been admitted to the hospital.

The rep wouldn't say why she's in the hospital, but it's pretty fucking obvious. This news makes me want to open up my window and scream, "Winoooooo."

That hot police lady seems really concerned....

UPDATE: Her rep has issued this statement, "Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to the hospital. Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow." Yeah, it's not such a good idea to mix crack with prescription medication. I'm not a doctor, but that's just a hunch.

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Posted by: Michael K


yiooooooo's picture

Wino needs to dissapear and that police lady needs to be hot slut of the day

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by angel_i on July 28, 2008 - 3:18pm.
That police lady is cute! She's like a chola with cocksucker's cramp in disguise.

hahaha. Say wha?

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Submitted by angry mom on July 28, 2008 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 28, 2008 - 5:18pm.
very keen observation :)
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'keen' ... mmmmm that's so Britishy -- keep it coming!

Listen herrr's picture

my condolences to her family - i hear buzzz ..

Leatherette's picture

I nominate that nasty hot warden guy from Bad Girls as her, um, monitor.

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o

m""""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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Leatherette's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 6:30pm.

Did her beehive ride in a separate sidecar?
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Keyboard, meet LOL spittle.

THAT POLICE LADY IS READY FOR ACTION....MRS. KRAVITZ WHAT DO I GET BITCH SLAPPED WITH??

Did her beehive ride in a separate sidecar?

Leatherette's picture

& before the wailing and hair-pulling over the obvious here begins -- the UK needs to give that hot ass lady cop a reality show. I love love love me some BBC American hot copper sexy times, and this would be a welcome new direction for reality TV.

NovaNightly's picture

So they put a sheet up to block the view of Amy...WHOOPIE...its not like we havent already seen her all cracked out and useless before. I'm insulted!!!

lmao

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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright

Zedrie's picture

Shit, I haven't been this shocked since I found out water was wet.

She wants to die, everyone knows that & no one's gonna stop it.

OXA's picture

Mitch needs to grow some balls, have her sectioned and forced into detox before she kills herself.

angry mom's picture

Submitted by Leatherette on July 28, 2008 - 5:18pm.
very keen observation :)

Secret Original's picture

Damn you, Amy. You're the only fucking celebrity self-abuser I give a shit about.

joe shmoe's picture

Have they put here in a big paper bag? What are they hauling her out of the house in?

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NovaNightly's picture

She's gonna kill herself...that day is coming ever closer.

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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright

Richiegay's picture

Wow It Can't Be--- Good Bye!
Neely O'Hara

she was killing herself by inches but she seems to be to the foot long transgressions stage at this point, call in Keith Richards and the ghost of Anna Nicole this girlie really needs a helping hand. sad sad sad

Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007

Aubrey04's picture

Here wikipedia has already been vandalized saying she DIED, but someone erased the vandalism already. Sadly - I have a feeling she won't last much longer.

Here is where her wiki was vandalized:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Amy_Winehouse&diff=228485421&o...

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by rebanndel on July 28, 2008 - 5:58pm.

You know there's really crack smoke in that tank labeled OXYGEN. It's the only thing keeping her alive.
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True. I think at this point it's a 50-50 whether removal of her drugs of choice will kill her, so might as well just let her keep playing Pete Doherty's female doppleganger.

Pernicious's picture

They need to send this crackie to rehab African style. We did that shit to my brother and he came back clean as a whistle last year, and has stayed that way since.

Leatherette's picture

The average chick copper in Britain is hotter than the average "glamour model." Go figure.

angel_i's picture

That police lady is cute!
She's like a chola with cocksucker's cramp in disguise.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on July 28, 2008 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on July 28, 2008 - 5:58pm.

According to Daily Mail, her 'friend' some no-named singer Remi Nicole, was with her when she collapsed and convulsed.
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I think that was the girl she was with in that Rolling Stone article?

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angel_i's picture

Surprise, surprise!

What? You mean to say that Mitch didn't see this coming?
Well, how could he!? Yeesh.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

OXA's picture

Alex I will take Aug 4th for $500

Freak Speely's picture

Mitch's out-of-touch ass thinks they're taking her to Candy Land.

That police officer is hot; I wonder if she's as freaky as the lady cop (I forget her name) in Hot Fuzz?

Now that I look closer at the pictures I see that it looks a little like she's sitting up, unless someone's holding her up. I'm holding on to hope for good signs and I really have a bad feeling about this...I feel like she's not gonna leave that hospital alive. The body can only take so much at one time.

angry mom's picture

Submitted by DMoan on July 28, 2008 - 5:08pm.
mayeb she's wearing a shitload of kevlar :)

EatYourVeggies's picture

Have we started betting on when Wino's going to kick the bucket yet?

That po po lady is abnormally good looking for the fuzz.

DMoan's picture

I was kind of lusting after the lady cop, but then I saw her Mrs. Doubtfire body down below.

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Submitted by jim on July 28, 2008 - 3:06pm.
REAL FUCKING SHOCKER, GOOD NIGHT THE PARTIES OVER!!

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Jim, are you ready for your bitch slappin'?
C'mere big boy.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

I believe Amy has AIDS. Those horrible discolourations on her face look like AIDS leisons. Who knows, maybe she figures if she is so sick why bother getting healthy and sober. She is bent on self destruction.

Me, I'd try to live until 100 this way Blaaaaaaake incarcerated wouldn't get one fucking pence of my money

REAL FUCKING SHOCKER, GOOD NIGHT THE PARTIES OVER!!

day shift stripper's picture

Jesus, everyone's going to the hospital today.

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simoneenomis's picture

maybe this question has already been answered but why doesn't Mitch Wino take over her money? Like Daddy Spears did? This seems like the only option to help someone who doesn't want help

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Submitted by Hekki on July 28, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Simon and Garfunkel are AWESOME.
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Simon and Who, dear?
I wrote that song.
This morning.
True story.

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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

madam, that would be 999..

Apparently the paps made it really difficult for the paramedics to get Amy into the ambulance, hence the police turning up.

Jadedkitten's picture

*SIGH RIP CRACKHEAD

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Hekki's picture

Mrs. K, you made me tear up a little. Simon and Garfunkel are AWESOME.

Amy is absolutely intent on killing herself slowly. Pisses me off.

Euphoria's picture

Amy is hopeless unless she decides she wants to live. She doesn't even care anymore. No one can help her but her. As long as she has people to bring her the stuff, you know those people she calls friends, she will continue to do it and Mitch can't stop her. It's another tragic, untimely death waiting to happen.

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""

last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

simoneenomis's picture

well it was only a matter of time.

OXA's picture

Submitted by NaNoop on July 28, 2008 - 5:56pm.
So that's Mitch Wino's version of okay. Okaaayyyy

They havent turned off life support so his power of attorney is still good, This means he still has access to her money and can write checks.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i think she just likes green Jello... who doesn't?

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A dream of sweet illusion.
A glimpse of hope and unity,
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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

You're all invited to my place...FOR A BITCH SLAPPING!!!!!!

She will survive
as long as she knows how to love
I know she'll will stay alive
She's got all her life to live
She's got all her love to give
and she'll survive
She will survive

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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

M.E.'s picture

Well, she's not on a gurney, so.....I'm outting full on OD.

Well, with the way her face looked in the last post from just a night or so ago, is anyone really shocked that someone had to call 911?

Albino Squirrel's picture

Can somebody just take the fucking initiative and lock her ass up until she's in the very least sober, smack her for about 3 hours straight, and then maybe have a conversation with her about the fact that I cannot handle seeing anymore close up pictures of her face? I mean between pictures of her pock face, Pete Doherty, and Britney's weave, I literally feel nauseous logging on here half the time. I can't take much more.

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Submitted by NaNoop on July 28, 2008 - 5:58pm.

According to Daily Mail, her 'friend' some no-named singer Remi Nicole, was with her when she collapsed and convulsed.

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OXA's picture

wake me when she dies, IF i win the dead pool.

madam s.'s picture

It's probably a good thing (under the crackie circumstances) that she has hanger-ons and friends at her house 24/7 so that they can call 911 for her when she needs it. Hope Wino's okay.