Out With The Old, In With The Douche
This September, AC Slater will replace Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon as the new host of "Extra." Mark has been kicked off, but Dayna will stay as a special correspondent. Some important person that works on Extra told People, "Mario ... has established himself as a highly engaging, likeable and sought-after host and personality." Likeable to who?! Baboons?
Great, AC Slater is already annoying and now that he's joining an "entertainment news show," he's going to be even more annoying. Mark McGrath was tolerable before he joined "Extra." As soon as I saw him on that show, he instantly became a robot prick. All of those crazy entertainment news people are totally irritating.
Name one that doesn't make you want to wet yourself. Pat O'Brien? CREEPY! Mary Hart? FRAUDULENT! Billy Bush? ACK! Victoria Recano? Ugh! Don't even get me started on that bitch!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 7:32pm.
The only thing I ever liked seeing Mark McGrath on is was Celebrity Jeopardy. The man is really smart.
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Mark McGrath is a rarity in the showbiz world--he actually has a college degree, and not just an associate's in "criminal justice" or "floral design." He was cute a decade back. As my British cousin once declared, "he's very fit indeed."
Mario Lopez is the perfect example of why I embrace one-nighters. So many guys are so hot...but then they feel the need to speak. With a good one-nighter all I hope to hear is, "Thanks, man." I'd let Mario speak if felt the pillow was smothering him though. Then again...
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
grrr...he annoys me to no end!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Hahahaha, that's the best title caption ever MK!
Can't wait for Screech's book.
Likeable? Highly engaging? Maybe a highly engaging level of douchebag-face. Just look at him! That face just screams douche! I want to kick in my television every time I see his stupid face! I just wanna stick him in a smelly hoo-ha until he's lost his purpose and must be disposed!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Sure he is hot and has a nice body but thats all he has. He seems to have the personality of a shit pile and I am sure he just looks at himself all day long. And he would prob yell at you when you eat chocolate and tell you that you are fat. Just the vibe I get.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I'll take AC over Mark anyday... Mark looks like his body is slowly eating itself, PP's chicken cutlets ain't got shit on Marks!
He must have had all his hair, including the huevage and crack, lasered off. He looks like a latino Ken doll.
UGH agreed MK.. the people who host that crap are sooo annoying i don't even watch them anymore!!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I'm sorry. That is one hot man. I would hit that over and over and over and over and over and over....
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
One look tells us that Mark is a homosexual totalbottom - and also an unpleasant nasty queen.
Discuss!
The entertainment news reporters are always the biggest kiss asses, until they leave those jobs! Steven soderberg's Wife, Jules asner was a major one on e in like the 90's and early millennium, but lately she's been spilling the truth more and has a thinly veiled novel out or coming out, that revels a lot but changes names! And soderberg directed that ocean's 11 trash! Not sure how much she revels there, I think he's still buddies with them, but I think there maybe more stuff about the young party girls. Don't quote me though! But maybe Mark McGrath may go that root, being he's a bit edgier than most of these people!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Mark has been kicked off, but Dayna will stay as a special correspondent. Some important person that works on Extra told People, "Mario ... has established himself as a highly engaging, likeable and sought-after host and personality." Likeable to who?! Baboons?
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LOLOLOL. Mario is cheese personified.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 11:00pm.
I still say he looks and acts like Quagmire.
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Yeah ... but for some odd reason Quagmire's a whole lot more lovable
why is everyone such douchebags!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Mario Lopez rolled up into one neat and tidy video. :)
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I still say he looks and acts like Quagmire.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
It's kind of sickening how on televised shows like TMZ the employees mercilessly insult the appearance or demeanor of celebrities, but they themselves are physically repulsive with hateful personalities, almost to the point where you want to reach into your TV screen and pour maple syrup on them before throwing them into a box of hair. I'm all for bashing the celebrities that aren't fit to be famous, but that TMZ show kind of kills the magic a little.
Oh an Mario Lopez has a nice body but it ends there. I'll bet his house has lots and lots of mirrors.
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There is something about Mario that sickens me beyond belief. And I know that dude has a microscopic weenie.
in order to work on those entertainment shows, your IQ has to be at least 0. mario fits right in. For the knock off shows like TMZ your IQ has to be in negative numbers.
hekki, Mario Lopez will not make me "tune in" - believe me. If I'm home, I'll watch Wheel of Fortune or a sitcom re-run, before I watch any gossip show.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Euphoria on July 28, 2008 - 6:51pm.
I truly cannot stand this wet, flapping douchebag. Hey, that's what I would like to slap him in the face with...a wet, flapping douchebag, full of fish.
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Umm, you are aware that if you are douching and the bag ends up filled with fish, that you might want to go see a Doctor, right? I mean crabs are one thing, but fish? Now for Hohan or Unfitney, fish might actually be an improvement, but for you I am worried....sorry, couldn't help myself...
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Ratings are down because most people READ BLOGS now. I was addicted to shows like this when I was younger, but now they are useless..."
Especially when blogs have fun comments sections and NSFW links and hilarious postings by MK. The gossip shows are like G-rated movies or skunks with their stink glands removed.
Ratings are down because most people READ BLOGS now. I was addicted to shows like this when I was younger, but now they are useless.....
The only thing I ever liked seeing Mark McGrath on is was Celebrity Jeopardy. The man is really smart.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Yeah, they are especially entertaining when they don't have a fucking clue as to what the post is about. But this one spammer posted about seeing Heath Ledger on abcbumfuck.com or some shit on his DEATH post. I wanted to hunt that spammer down and beat him to death with my platform shoe.
I like A.C. Slater. I think he's hot. Don't h8
PMS is les suck and I feel your pain. Okay, not true, but I will in about 2 weeks.
IDK the spammers are kinda funny when they are totally inappropriate.
But my head is swimming with neon green mucus so maybe that's it.
OOoo can I have 'snot' rage?
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 10:06pm.
There are people dying from friendly fire. Kill the spammers! All of them! (Sorry, PMS rage!)
It's okay Euphoria. He's a friendly ghost.
Submitted by Casper1986 on July 28, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Have you heard that we don't like douche ghosts spamming the site?
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club---((((--+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m ---))))--for single and pretty women and handsome men? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol
they must've found a gray pube hair on mark, so they fired him...but replaced with this slater tool...gross indeed...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
I truly cannot stand this wet, flapping douchebag. Hey, that's what I would like to slap him in the face with...a wet, flapping douchebag, full of fish.
Submitted by luckycharms on July 28, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Him and Britney ought to get together. The both have the same, little, short stubby body.
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I swear, I was thinking the same thing and was just about to type before reading comments. Yeah, what you said, exactly!
Huh.
I thought it was Greg Louganis.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
I'd like to knock that constant smirk off his face with a tube sock full of rusty drywall screws.
Damn, I hate this douche.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Him and Britney ought to get together. The both have the same, little, short stubby body.
lambache = suck ass
Extra will offically be a lambache show once Mario starts talking.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by DeeDee on July 28, 2008 - 6:13pm.
hahahahaha. What was that other term? *stuck at work without slang dictionary*
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
angel_i:
I remember that.
All of you sluts get ready to hear scandals about Mario inappropriately groping the cast of every show on TV from 'The Hills' to 'Gossip Sluts'.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Super freakin' duper, now we'll never get rid of Eva Longwhoria.
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
My dad is a pretty spicy beaner sheeps.
I think Slater had to whip out his chorra a couple of times to land this job.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
DeeDee: Yes, thanks. Plus he's got that spicy vocab.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Exactly Sheeps. The family backyard bbq has a slight edge over DL and the Soup b/c dad brought me some homemade hooch! hahahaha
I hope you are having a good evening chato. :)
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Mary Hart has been hosting E.T. since I was a kid. That skank has to be in a wheelchair behind that booth by now!
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You just reminded me...remember that lady - her epilepsy is triggered by Mary Hart's voice? That's the only thing I know about that woman; she triggers seizures.
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Miss American Dream.
Mario is a manhor, a pig, but he's continuously forgiven. Why? The dimples.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 28, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Ugh, now I remember why I don't watch entertainment shows. Dlisted and The Soup is all I need.
Hi, DD. That, and the backyard family BBQ.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Ugh, now I remember why I don't watch entertainment shows. Dlisted and The Soup is all I need.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
highly engaging, likeable & sought-after = will work for cheap