Rachael's Making Dog Food
How fitting is that? A dog making dog food! RACHEL Ray has put out a line of premium dog food for her relatives. Yes, I know it's RACHAEL, but you know she hates it when people eff up her name.
Rachael's new line of dog food will be called Rachael Ray Nutris. It will feature two flavors, gross and grosser. Proceeds from the sale of her dog food will be donated to her favorite charity: The Rachael Ray Checking Account Fund. No, that shit will be donated to Rachael's Rescue.
She said, "I love my dog Isaboo, and as a member of my family, I need to make sure that she eats as well as the rest of us. With the launch of Nutrish, I now have the opportunity to share with other pet lovers some of her favorite meals, flavors and special treats." ISABOO?! That poor dog is seriously waiting for the fucking day when RACHEYPOO isn't paying attention. Don't worry, Isaboo (HA!), that day is coming.
I just asked my dog if he will ever be dining on Rachael's doggy food. He dry barfed and farted at the same time. No joke.
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Isnt that what she makes every morning on her show?
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The war isn't working.
rr will put her name on anything...she looks like the joker and not in a good way...
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Save those proofs-of-purchase, kids, for your own free doggie keffiyeh. Fido would look simply delish!
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Submitted by paris herpes on July 29, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Who knows, the dog food MIGHT taste better than the food this bitch cooks. Hahahha, a dog making dog food. That's a good one MK!
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My sentiments exactly!
Who knows, the dog food MIGHT taste better than the food this bitch cooks. Hahahha, a dog making dog food. That's a good one MK!
Your face!
"Nutrish is Delish!"
*gouges eyes out*
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she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on July 29, 2008 - 6:50am.
Is it the leftovers of the deadly shit she cooks?
How can chicken be ready in 10 mins after being lightly sauteed in EVOO.
I wouldnt eat it, even though some dog food is indeed delicious.
Here in the Hinterland, we fire up the spits for the evening meal about 6am..the meat roasts all day..hence the delicious smells of seasoned carcass and (served with cold carrion) emanating from the forest all day long.
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Ah, but have you ever had the pleasure of supping on the supple blue flesh of a freshly roasted Smurf? Despite the impression that they would have a blueberry flavor, I find it to be more akin to elderberry with a gamey hint of wild spearmint. Despite what Alfred Hitchcock once said about the unappetizing nature of blue foods (he had professional chefs prepare a gourmet meal colored with blue dye and people hated it), I find blue to be very appetizing, especially freshly roast Smurf! And for dessert, try Keebler Elves, baked in the very cookie dough they shill to fat youths. Wonderful!!! Damn, now I'm hungry!!!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Her repulsive smoker's voice and pudgy-friend vibe makes me want to just bake her in a casserole and not wash the dish after throwing out the leftovers.
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Meh, she says she's going to make it all natural and nutritious, but nothing like that really exists.
If you want to feed your dogs good stuff, make it for them from scratch.
Otherwise, they will be eating the burned up carcasses of dead animals that no one ever claimed. Oh, they will also be eating the collars, tags, and diseased organs OF those dead animals.
Disgusting and horrible, but true. :(
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How appropriate that this bitch is making dog food for her kind.
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the name of the food line is "Nutrish"?? how fucking stupid
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Isaboo is awesome.(scratch behind her ears) Too bad Emeril isn't her owner.
e./.e
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 29, 2008 - 6:00am.
When she first did "30 Minute Meals" I liked her; when she did "$40 a Day" I became annoyed that she left the worst tips and got a little over- exposed; with her talk show and all the other bullshitshe is doing I now can't stand the bitch!!!
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She wasn't so bad in the early days of 30 minute meals. I actually liked her and thought her show was a good starting point for those with no cooking skills and she did have some interesting ideas here and there. Now, she's just a bloated, ubiquitous parasite on TV. Greed ruined her.
Submitted by RJII on July 29, 2008 - 6:17am.
I've been making my own baby food for 7 years. Also, don't give them all those annual shots. Some of that shit is crap too.
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That's really irresponsible of you to say that about animal vaccinations. I worked at a veterinary clinic for several years, and nothing boiled my blood more than people who didn't vaccinate their dogs/cats (especially those who did it to save a few bucks). If you haven't seen a dog with rabies or a cat with parvo, you don't know what you're talking about. Horrible diseases--truly hard to watch them suffer.
I wouldn't eat the shit she "cooks" and I certainly wouldn't feed my beloved dogs the shit she's passing off as dog food. She might as well just can the crap she makes on television and pass it off as dog food although it's not fit for human nor animal consumption.
Her voice is as annoying as fingernails on a chalkboard.
Hey, but where else are the sheeple going to learn valuable cooking tips, like adding hot dogs or tuna to fresh, homemade blue box mac and cheese to add that 'delish' flavor the crumbsnatchers scream for! You should still check out the YouTube vid I posted a few back! It's awesome!
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Is it the leftovers of the deadly shit she cooks?
How can chicken be ready in 10 mins after being lightly sauteed in EVOO.
I wouldnt eat it, even though some dog food is indeed delicious.
Here in the Hinterland, we fire up the spits for the evening meal about 6am..the meat roasts all day..hence the delicious smells of seasoned carcass and (served with cold carrion) emanating from the forest all day long.
So my dog can gain 30 lbs like her? No thanks!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
we raw feed too, a pre-made frozen raw. it's made a huge difference.
i fucking hate rachel ray. she looks like a cross between fozzy bear (waka, waka, waka!) & a hillshire farm kilbasa.
her food IS NOT healthy, i can imagine what her dog food will contain. lots of sodium, fat & processed shit with some e-v-o-o mixed in.
Well she sucks at making food for for humans so I guess the next best thing is...
They should stick her ugly mug on the bag and call it a day. They don't even need lettering. Perhaps just "ARF."
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
"I just asked my dog if he will ever be dining on Rachael's doggy food. He dry barfed and farted at the same time. No joke"
HaHa . Hilarious
l almost peed in my pants.
it's Rachael Ray's fault, bitch
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Hell no! I cant' stand this chick
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 29, 2008 - 6:45am.
I raw feed. It is easy and most butchers offer doggy meat. If they don't ground chicken is great and very inexpensive.
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Exactly! (sorry if that was you - I didn't fact check:)It's the same with baby food - I never understood why people went out of their way to get those little jars (and what the hell they did with them all after!) when you can just feed a baby FOOD. Same with us adults, too, when it comes right down to it.
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The name of that dog food makes me want to fling stinky alpo at her.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 29, 2008 - 6:45am.
I raw feed. It is easy and most butchers offer doggy meat. If they don't ground chicken is great and very inexpensive.
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Submitted by mike on July 29, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by ChickenNoodle on July 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
The only redeeming quality about her is that she owns a pit bull.
You've given me hope that the dog will one day turn on her.
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Now, now - don't let me get all PETA on your ass;P
Seriously, tho - I can understand the drive to make. I had a pittie and if I didn't feed him whole foods he farted like a ...like a fart monster! it was awful!!!
I think it was RJ? who said they made their own food - it really is easy enough and scraps from the butcher can make it pretty cheap too.
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Rachel looks exactly like her dog.
JUST SAYIN...
Soccer moms across the country are rejoicing with their designer cross bred ((mutts)) dogs.
Submitted by ChickenNoodle on July 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
The only redeeming quality about her is that she owns a pit bull.
You've given me hope that the dog will one day turn on her.
If I looked like that I'd put myself in the dog food.
The only redeeming quality about her is that she owns a pit bull.
Does anyone know who these wealthy loves people are on every fucking message board? They irritate the hell out of me.
won't eat her human food, why would feed her crap to my babies.
I've been making my own baby food for 7 years. Also, don't give them all those annual shots. Some of that shit is crap too.
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How is her dog food any different from her regular meals?
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I remember her 30 Min. Meal episode when she did a show dedicated to her previous dog, same breed, named Isabelle I believe.
It was so sad, she was in tears at the end of it, she made all her old dogs favorite people dishes.
This was before her World Domination By EVOO And Other Tacky Shit started.
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I really like a lot of her 30-minute meals, but I have had to significantly adjust amounts in ALL of them. The flavors are great but it's like nobody actually measured any of this stuff out.
Ack!! Slag.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Her 15 minutes of fame are almost up. Gotta sell something!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 9:03am.
Submitted by The C word on July 29, 2008 - 6:01am.
Remember when MK suggested a drinking game based on each mention of "EVOO"?
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Not a bad idea...the only problem is that I'd have to be drunk to watch the show in the first place.
I think I'm allergic to her voice.
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Submitted by The C word on July 29, 2008 - 6:01am.
Remember when MK suggested a drinking game based on each mention of "EVOO"?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 8:55am.
Pet owners: May contain EVOO.
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Haahaa, Sheeps! I hate that...
I’ve started saying “ICFSTB” instead of “I can’t f*cking stand this broad.”
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
That poor dog.
I've never seen her show, but doesn't she already suck at making people food?
When she first did "30 Minute Meals" I liked her; when she did "$40 a Day" I became annoyed that she left the worst tips and got a little over- exposed; with her talk show and all the other bullshitshe is doing I now can't stand the bitch!!!
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why is Rachel licking her nose? She must have spilled some chocolate syrup on it.
I’m shocked that her dog’s name isn’t EVOO.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.