Mama LaDouche Is Really Hot
The parents of celebrity twats are usually way hotter than their children. Shayna LaDouche is the real star of the family. She should be the one in Transformers and Indiana Jones instead of her bitch ass of a son.
According to Wiki, Shayna is a hippy who used to sell brooches and shit in Echo Park, CA. Shia better be treating this woman like the precious diamond she is. I'm being serious. Seriously, I'm serious. SERIOUSLY.
Shayna went to visit her douche son in the hospital yesterday. She told reporters that "he's doing fine."
I also love that she carries ten million keys, a dozen key chain finders and a few pagers on one chain. My mom's key chain looks like that. For some reason, I always feel safe with someone who sounds like Santa's reindeers when they're walking.
Wenn
shayna is hot...she looks like a traveling gypsy and i bet she's been chased out of many a town for selling elixirs and telling fortunes to the locals...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I'll bet at least one of his grandparents was a clown.
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According to his Wiki, his grandfather was a comedian and his father was a circus mime and a rodeo clown.
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Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Hippie parents, street performers, drug problems...this is like some busted broke-ass River Phoenix flashback.
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I'll bet at least one of his grandparents was a clown.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
I hope those are Shias car keys she took away from him. one hot Momma! :)
Hippie parents, street performers, drug problems...this is like some busted broke-ass River Phoenix flashback.
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"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan
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she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Sluttsville asked me to tell you all that she has a headache but she apologizes for the unfortunate mixup of her photos with those purporting to be of Shia's mom.
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LMAO thats so wrong! I love it.
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Dick happens! - MK
I bet Shia's Garage Daddy is lanky and weighs in at a buck-twenty five soaking wet. Mamma Mia there needs to get off of the love train for a minute and kick Shia and Garage Daddy's ass for being total morons.
Shia is more she than she.
The name was wishful thinking!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Hey!
Insulting Shia is accepted--he's an actor, therefore he is a public figure and open for target practice--but leave his mama alone!
PS: Damn!! Shia looks just like her, doesn't he?
I bet she'd tell my fortune and when I go to pay she'd say "no sweetheart, it's on the house," and then when I try to thank her she'd tell me she wasn't trying to be nice but has an aversion to accepting money from cursed people.
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Sluttsville asked me to tell you all that she has a headache but she apologizes for the unfortunate mixup of her photos with those purporting to be of Shia's mom.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on July 29, 2008 - 10:32am.
Forget Shia! This hot mommy is ripe to take over the Marjorie Main role as Ma Kettle in the next Michael Bay abomination! Now who can we get to be the next Pa Kettle? Suggestions?
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Harry Dean Stanton as Pa Kettle. *chuckle* I love those movies.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 11:18am
dont cry or nuttin but when i was saying Woody i really was saying ANTHONY in my head.
I was like Bourdaining myself.
Multitaskin fer whores!
No problem. Worked for me, i'm shallow, get what i can get! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 9:33am.
If you think that keychain's bad, you should see MY mother's. She's got a ton of keys and shit on it and it weighs roughly two pounds, and she carries it in a big purse that weighs twice as much as my laptop and I've got a sneaking suspicion that Jimmy Hoffa's in there.
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We must share mothers, i think my mothers has her whole fucking life in her purse and always complains about her fucking shoulder.
OT-I fucking love hippie moms, she seems so sweet
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like her for the sole reason that she isn't another White Oprah. She seems like a down to earth mom, a little odd, but at least not some whore whose busy trying to hog up the spotlight for herself.
Forget Shia! This hot mommy is ripe to take over the Marjorie Main role as Ma Kettle in the next Michael Bay abomination! Now who can we get to be the next Pa Kettle? Suggestions?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 11:18am
dont cry or nuttin but when i was saying Woody i really was saying ANTHONY in my head.
I was like Bourdaining myself.
Multitaskin fer whores!
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 3:15pm.
hid0761ffps-s2hmcq2p9732902-damn, all over the keyboard! Thanks! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dress made from 20 year old sofa upholstery fabric.
Hand made belt with oversized buckle.
Scary overly severe hair.
Layer of chicken grease on skin.
"Q-ray" super fantastic ultra make ya feel better snake oil wrist band [only 29.99 plus shipping!]
49 key fobs and one key.
I see where shia gets his incredible sense of style.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 11:11am.
immmmm gooooooooing toooooooooo caaalllllll youuuuuuuuuuu
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WOOOOOOOOOOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how big her Kirks Folly collection is....
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 11:04am.
such a horny bastard today arent you?
gonna call you woody
Boiiiiinnnggggg, say that again, but slooooooowly! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 11:04am.
such a horny bastard today arent you?
gonna call you woody
I'd do her, over and over again. HOT!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
So Mom was apparently between 40-43 when she had Shia. Isn't that too old to be Hippie? Seriously. Grow the fuck up, get a real job and take care of your kid.
The one smart thing she did was divorce the substance addicted dad.
I don't have anything negative to say about Mama Lay Boof.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Awwwwwwwww, I think she's precious! Love the belt and the way she is holding up her dress all daintly like...hippies rule. Look...she actually smiles...unlike some of the unhuman bitches that call themselves "mom's" in Hollyweird.
but yeah...Shia is doomed....he IS a disney kid, you know.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
She really is awesome. She was featured with Shia during Project Greenlight 2. They have a great relationship. There's even a bit where Shia's learning to drive a stick shift and she's following around in her car yelling at him for not driving properly. Shia talks about being a bad driver because he's Jewish.
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That Wiki article is so telling:
"LaBeouf has said that he initially became an actor because his family was broke, not because he wanted to pursue an acting career."
"LaBeouf would "create things, story lines and fictitious tales" during his childhood, and practiced stand-up comedy around his neighborhood as an "escape" from a hostile environment.He began performing stand-up and "talking dirty" at comedy clubs (including the The Ice House in Pasadena) at the age of ten (describing his appeal as having "disgustingly dirty" material and a "50-year-old mouth on the 10-year-old kid""
"LaBeouf has described his parents as "hippies", his father as "tough as nails and a different breed of man", and his upbringing as similar to a "hippy lifestyle", stating that his parents were "pretty weird people, but they loved me and I loved them." LaBeouf's father used to grow cannabis, and the two smoked marijuana together when LaBeouf was ten. LaBeouf has also said that his father was "on drugs" during his childhood, being addicted to heroin and placed in drug rehabilitation for heroin addiction, while LaBeouf's mother was "trying to hold down the fort."
Oh yes, and dad's professions were mime and rodeo clown.
Yikes, this kid was doomed from the start.
I want to nominate her for Hot Slut of the Day. I love her. Look at all those keys!??? She is all that and a bag of chips!!
She is a real woman!!
moonmaid on July 29, 2008 - 10:03am.
I think we have found a partner for Mitch Winehouse.
Shia's fine.
Amy's fine.
Everything is fine.
- hahahahaha, my sentiments exactly.
Tuesday is "Everything is fine day" at DLISTED.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 6:53am.
the bizarre, anorexic, orange-tanned, plastic-surgeried Hollywood messes that call themselves moms.
You've seen the pix of Shauna poolside in Miami?
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Why does this not surprise me? I hate when people drag their kids into their messed up lifestyles. Whenever I see someone begging for money dragging a kid around, I want to slap them and take the kid away.
Sorry to be so judgmental so early in the day.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Ahhaha Sheeps,
I see we're both doing some profound internet research this morning. So... I just looked at Shia's IMDB page and it says that when he was little he and his parents used to dress up as clowns and sell hotdogs across the street from their apartment. Now that will scar a child.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 29, 2008 - 6:48am.
Shia's mom is either 65 or 62 according to peoplefinders.com.
I don't wanna think thru all that implies about his birth.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
I think we have found a partner for Mitch Winehouse.
Shia's fine.
Amy's fine.
Everything is fine.
Except for fame at an early age, which seems to fuck most people up pretty bad.
Submitted by Always Sunny on July 29, 2008 - 8:49am.
Hey, isn't she the moo-moo wearing lady from that angeloonie's avie, U Wish?
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Sure looks like it...lol...but I think the "woman" in U Wish's avvie is Devine.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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I'm Chris Crocker for Shi-Shi.
Damn, NOW we know Shia's got baggage we haven't even seen yet.
I read his bio. High thee to Rehab pronto, Shia. BEFORE you end up like Blowhan.
I'm really feeling that belt.
Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 9:48am.
mike,
It looks like mom has been dipping into Shia's Pomade.
Maybe she'd rushed to the hospital after a community theater production of Little Women?
I want Shia's mom to adopt me!!! I love her! lol
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Yeah, madam s., I do agree. She's a MOM. She looks like a mom. I'm a little worried that she may have gotten her hair all curled up and that pretty, pretty dress because she knew that paps would be waiting for her but she really is pretty cute.
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I can't hate on Shia's mom. So what if she's a little eccentric and quirky. I'd take this any day over the bizarre, anorexic, orange-tanned, plastic-surgeried Hollywood messes that call themselves moms.
Hey, isn't she the moo-moo wearing lady from that angeloonie's avie, U Wish?
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
Awww, she's cute. Seriously, how can she be worse than White Oprah or the Hogan mom or the Kardashian mom?
She could be, I suppose. I have a friend whose mom was all hippie-ish and stuff and he's a MESS. She never disciplined him and there were no boundaries and she didn't push him to get good grades and be responsible. He is an amazingly talented artist, but his life is a shambles.
And not to put all the blame on the mothers, because WHERE ARE THE FATHERS?
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I think that about covers it.
Much as he's messing up his life, and
I'm not condoning him by any means ..
how embarrassing for mommy come out of the
woodwork looking like this.
No wonder he drinks heavily.
3 exits past crazy is right. The hairstyle (I'm sorry, is this the early 1800's we're living in??), the belt, and the keychain, gotta go. less is more, lady. less is more.
The dress is not so bad considering her figure, but is that a giant bow in the back ? gots to go. lol
Sheeps,
If only Dlisted gave out degrees...
Wow, she's a hot mess. Shia looks a lot like his mom, btw. I also agree with whoever was says that she looked a little on the memaw side. Shia is barely out of his teens.