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Somebody fucked up Kristin Kreuk's hair. Did she go to Ken Paves? - I'm Not Obsessed

Naomi Watts is totally knocked up - Celebitchy

Please tell me this is a joke. Angie Jo as Catwoman? - ICYDK

Hillary Clinton got lei'd - SOW

Courtney Love claims a phrase that no one is using - Holy Moly!

Dear Brooke Hogan, Nobody cares - Mollygood

Johnny Depp can take that finger and shove it up my....well...you know - A Socialite's Life

Submitted by Libra on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 2:26pm.

i LOOOVE Johnny Depp !! Damn you Brangelina for bringing in the paps to Johnny's town!! I wish those two twats would leave France as soon as they get their 11 million paycheck!
And angelina as catwoman??? BARF !!!

Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 7:59am.

who beat Kristin with the ugly stick? Not only does she have Paves hair, but she should use some ProActiv on her chin. Poor thing.

80 yr old Eartha Kitt would still be a better choice for Catwoman in the next movie

Courtney is Kookoo Bananas, let her have the damn phrase

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 12:10am.

Angelina as catwoman?! Wow, she always knows how to keep people guessing what kind of role she's going to play!

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Submitted by fionalicious on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:29pm.

I get Johnny - damn it, i support everything that man does-

I hope is Ange:
-ufffffffff i can only imagine the sexual-tension between ange and bale, batman & catwoman..SEXYTIMES!
...yet if it's true that his marriage is already in trouble, having ange on set as catwoman could really fuck that marriage up
-not that i think ange would do that to brad :P BUT, c'mon we might all love ange but there's no way in hell any of us would leave our man unsupervised with ange, not EVEN with 500 crew people around, not to mention ALONE, especially if that man is christian bale, ...NO FUCKING WAY JOSE! and HELL CATWOMAN, that bitch es una demonia PER-SE! the role itself is sexy, horny, slutty and bitchy ...
....DAMN IT is not even happening yet, and we don't even know if it's a done deal..but I already feel for Bale's wife.-

Congrats to Naomi and Liev.

Oh, and Lana -sorry I like that name better :P- looks nice, it's just a bad shot, shit happens.

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 7:50pm.

"courtney love did not come up with the phrase "kookoo bananas", even as lame as it is." Pfft...my 74 year old father has said "kookoo bananas" since The Day. So zip, Courtney.

I hope AJ as Catwoman is just a rumor. My friend and I were just talking yesterday about how much it would suck if she were cast as Catwoman.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Submitted by day shift stripper on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 4:29pm.

Johnny's probably pissed because the paps have invaded France since Saint Angelina bought her baby plantation.

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Submitted by musaw on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 4:11pm.

She looks beautiful. . I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.

Submitted by TexasTech on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 3:08pm.

E.T phone home!!

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 2:20pm.

I used to really like Kristen Kreuk. But now it seems like she Neutrogenaed away all her cuteness.

That being said, I'm sure this is just a bad picture and in real life she is stunning -- or at least I hope so, because in that picture it looks like life, after 2002, had become addicted to slapping her in the face.

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Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 1:58pm.

wow Kristin Kreuk looks horrible
Maybe there is a karmic debt for misrepresenting Chun-Li

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 1:46pm.

Charlize Theron or Angelina Jolie would work, but Ang scores the crazy points.

She can bring a whole lotta crazy to the role.

I find that hot.

I'd let her beat me like a runaway slave...and like it!

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Submitted by cherry.blossoms on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 1:39pm.

okay.
courtney love did not come up with the phrase "kookoo bananas", even as lame as it is. it is actually from a canadian show called 'degrassi: the next generation', the character manny santos says it all the time, and has been for years. the show is on "the-n" network. oh, i wish i had a link to a video of it.

anyone know what i am talking about!?

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l.danielle