Morning Wood

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/Maddie_leigh123/Catwoman-Michelle...

M E OOOOOOOOOOO W!

Depp named his island "Fuck Off Island"?!?!?!

*SWOON*

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Didn't they get rid of Katie Holmes after the Tom cruise fiasco! I don't think they want brangelina ruining the premiere of this film! Heath ledger got extra attention for a very understandable reason, but her and Brad will just take away from the movie and everyone in it!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Here is a comment from a ICYDK reader:

"Priscilla Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Yes. Yes. Yes. I would LOVE to see Angie as Catwoman. She would be perfect!

And the people who have lost their minds since Brad left Jen really shouldn’t even be allowed to leave comments. Their brains have obviously fried-out on them. It seems they believe whatever tabloids tell them. Go buy a National Enquirer, haters. There are plenty of juicy stories that you can believe as fact printed there too. For example, did you know that a discovery has been made of a boy who has been born with the face of an elephant and the feet of a lizard? It’s true! It’s in the National Enquirer! AND - they have photos, too!!!!!"

None of the previous comments mentioned Brad OR Jen. WTF is wrong with these people?!?!?!!?

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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."

Oscar award for Jolie,Make Pitt batman and you have a winner! Belch! I can hear it already. Love you Johnny Depp, thank the holy ones for the invasions, it was peasceful til they got there, please keep them and all the awards she will receive as catwoman.

Duuuude, I forgot Kristin Kreuk even existed! Her hair is stupid, but she's always had striking features.

I don't want Angelina in the next Batman movie. She might use her evil charms on Christian Bale and suck the hot out of him.

ELB - HELL YES baby! She Micheal Keaton WHIPPED!

Jolie as Catwoman would be great. And the fact that Julie Newmar thinks so, who is the most undervalued icon of our time, (and if you don't believe me, check out the "Of Late I Think Of Cliffordville" episode of "Twilight Zone" where she plays Miss Devlin...Satan). Superb performance!! She has the best comedic timing I have ever seen. She was so under utilized until Batman..... and has been under valued since. A shrine for that woman!!! M.K?!! Where are you? Help this into being!!

Why why must pretty girls ruin their looks? I'd kill to be as good looking as she was before.

Go ahead a flip off the paps Johnny!!! He has made it a point to keep his children OUT of the public eye, but thanks to fame whores such as Brangelina, France, where Johnny and Vannessa decided to raise their family thanks TO it's privace, is no longer safe.

On that note, Lilly is beautiful.

@M.E. you know it! :o)

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Submitted by lizzieb on July 29, 2008 - 7:35am.

As for Ange as Catwoman-

Robin: ‘Holy fuck Batman is there an empty leather suit with eyes and a camera up it's arse following us? Is it *gasp* a skeleton monster?
Batman: ‘No son, that is the modern Catwoman’
Robin: ‘But holy shite Batfriend Eartha and the others were women- this is a pile of bones with lip-gloss’
Batman: That’s how it is these days Boy Wonder, women look like boys, I blame the Joker’
Robin: Why is she carrying a test tube?
Batman: ‘She wants our Bat sperm Robin, run like fuck!
Robin: ‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a copy of ‘Be my Mom international baby shopping’ mag on the old utility belt. She won’t be able to resist that.
*POW* *BANG* *WAWWWWW*
Robin: ‘Where did those Chinese twins come from?
Batman: ‘Keep running, she’ll lose the scent’
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OMFG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'll slit my wrists...or better yet Christopher Nolan's wrists...if he casts that skeletal, egomanical junkie as cat woman.

Unless of course he manages to force feed her and make her gain a good 30 or 40 pounds...it would likely make her much more cheerful and give her some basic cat-like curves.

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

@lizzieb
Lmao! That was fuckin' brilliant!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Let's remember, Julie Newmar didn't play the type of catwoman that would be needed for this recent Batman franchise! Angelina has the looks for catwoman when she isn't all skeletal, but she only acts good in certain roles. She's not versitile enough to become another person entirely! This director won't have much use for her in the version of catwoman I assume he'd want. Charlize theron would really be the best choice!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 7:09am.
Michelle Pfeiffer could be Catwoman NOW! God, she was the best, most boner inducing catwoman! Meow!
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EXACTLY!

Hey, if peepaw Harrison Ford, can come back and resurrect Indiana Jones at what 60+ years old? Michelle can ROCK catwoman at 50.

I think that this is the first time I have seen Johnny Depp's kids. He must be so pissed off that thanks to the travelling skank fest that is Brangelina even Nice is not safe for him and his family any more.

As for Ange as Catwoman-

Robin: ‘Holy fuck Batman is there an empty leather suit with eyes and a camera up it's arse following us? Is it *gasp* a skeleton monster?
Batman: ‘No son, that is the modern Catwoman’
Robin: ‘But holy shite Batfriend Eartha and the others were women- this is a pile of bones with lip-gloss’
Batman: That’s how it is these days Boy Wonder, women look like boys, I blame the Joker’
Robin: Why is she carrying a test tube?
Batman: ‘She wants our Bat sperm Robin, run like fuck!
Robin: ‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a copy of ‘Be my Mom international baby shopping’ mag on the old utility belt. She won’t be able to resist that.
*POW* *BANG* *WAWWWWW*
Robin: ‘Where did those Chinese twins come from?
Batman: ‘Keep running, she’ll lose the scent’
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.

Angie, stick to baby collecting. Don't FUCK with the Catwoman. Michelle Pfiffer owned that roll.

Last thing I need to hear is AJ's fake ass accent again, nor do I want to see her bones stuffed into a black leather catwoman suit.

BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH!

Kristin's gigs will suffer, just as Keri Russell's did. When you are known for having beautiful hair, you shouldn't cut it off....

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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of

Kristin Kreuk looks like a Japanese anime character! http://pown.it/1155 (don't view if you get seizures).

Why is her face 4 shades lighter than her neck?

Michelle Pfeiffer could be Catwoman NOW! God, she was the best, most boner inducing catwoman! Meow!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

wtf happened to kk
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

I don't think Catwoman will be in any of these new batman movies... the director thinks the character is too unrealistic. So yeah, thank fucking god, 'cause Skeletina would totally ruin the damn movie. And catwoman's character IS pretty lame, anyway... like most female villains, it's all about skin-tight costumes and sex-appeal. I prefer my villains violent and scary.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

Just a bad pic. Kristin is a babe! Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum x1000. That is all, anyone who says otherwise gets a cyberknuckle sandwich!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

What happened to her face?! I remember when the show "Smallville" started, the rumors were that she was a real *itch. She talked down to people, and had a stank attitude.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

snore fest

Angie as Catwoman = going to flop
KK looks too thin and head too big

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 10:45am.

When AJ sees a man she desires, she sprays him with her kitty spray. Then he's smitten for her kitty lovin' and it turns him into a scrappy pepaw cat.
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Are you saying she pees on them?

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I don't think it's pee...it's some kinda spray that cats emit when they're horny or they feel threatened, like on that South Park episode where Kenny gets high on the cat spray and enters a trip where he's in this "Heavy Metal"-style cartoon with some chick with big boobage.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 10:45am.

When AJ sees a man she desires, she sprays him with her kitty spray. Then he's smitten for her kitty lovin' and it turns him into a scrappy pepaw cat.
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Are you saying she pees on them?

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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.

Submitted by Imnotme on July 29, 2008 - 9:44am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 10:34am.
However, "Pferdinelelterrrrrrndt" is a phrase she's uttered many a time during drugged up stupors

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Is the 'p' silent?

I need to know for my next drug stupor.

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No, the 'p' remains unsilent because with a silent 'p' you wouldn't quite get that spittle/spit-shower effect.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Dear BHo or do you go by BroHo or BHag

Shut up!

Thanks

Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 9:41am.
cat shit stinks

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When AJ sees a man she desires, she sprays him with her kitty spray. Then he's smitten for her kitty lovin' and it turns him into a scrappy pepaw cat.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 10:34am.
However, "Pferdinelelterrrrrrndt" is a phrase she's uttered many a time during drugged up stupors

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Is the 'p' silent?

I need to know for my next drug stupor.

How is that girl on top?

Johnny Depp did you want me to lick that or sniff that?

Angie can pull off cat woman.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 10:41am.

cat shit stinks
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You can't make browns from dump hole that scent of angels.

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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.

cat shit stinks

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 29, 2008 - 10:17am.

Other phrases that Courtney should appropriate:

Haggard Has-Been
Delusional Trollop
Busted Junk Face

You forgot murderous sociopath!

"kookoo bananas" is such an ordinary, unoriginal phrase to claim, especially for Courtney Love despite her expertise in the field. However, "Pferdinelelterrrrrrndt" is a phrase she's uttered many a time during drugged up stupors and is ultimately more fitting. But that's just MHO.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

If cats are notoriously known as knife-wielding blood loving brother-kissing whores, then Ange would make the PERFECT catwoman. She's already got the litter part down.

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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.

KK has total eating disorder face.

Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 10:22am.

Johnny Depp's daughter (in one of the thumbnails) looks EXACTLY like her mother. She is a complete mini-me.
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You're right... it's almost freaky.

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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.

Idk who kristin is but she has the head of a praying mantis.

Angie in the role of cat woman would be far more believable than if she played, let's say, Mother Theresa.

If anyone is an expert on kookoo bananas, I think it's fair that Courtney can lay claim. And for some reason that made me want a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

I have much respect for Johnny as a person and an actor. He is a beautiful man. Too beautiful to be humpable. I wouldn't fukk a dude that's prettier than me.

Johnny Depp's daughter (in one of the thumbnails) looks EXACTLY like her mother. She is a complete mini-me.

Dear Courtney,

It's cuckoo, not kookoo. Only Debbie Harry can use that spelling.

Thank you,
Moriah

What the hell did Kristin do to herself? She used to be so beautiful. It looks like she's battling an eating disorder. Whatever it is I hope she improves.

It must suck for Johnny to have Brangelina in his neighborhood.

Kate Beckinsale is so hot. If only she'd shut her mouth. I mean, not speak.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Looks like Naomi may have believed the myth that you can't get pregnant while breastfeeding.

Do like the dress she's wearing in that pic.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Naomi and Liev are a cute couple.

Johnny Depp can stick anything of his anywhere on me.

Other phrases that Courtney should appropriate:

Haggard Has-Been
Delusional Trollop
Busted Junk Face

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Whoa, Kristin... Yuck. Bad angle or face or something.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."