Shia LaDouche Has A Problem
Shia LaDouche is on the cover of Details' September issue and he talks about his issues with booze. Shia talked to the magazine before he was busted for DUI.
Shia said that before he was arrested for being a drunken fool at Walgreens in Chicago, he used to regularly smoke and drink with his daddy, a former heroin junkie who lives in Shia's garage. He said, "We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."
I think most iconic actors are pretty fucked up, but Shia is not even close to being an icon. And it's kind of easy to have just one drink. Just make it a really BIG one. Super size that shit!
Shia also talked about the Walgreens incident, "It was two hotheads. One completely in the wrong, one who wasn't enjoying his job that night, going at it about minuscule bullshit." No, hobag. It was all you. You being a drunk tampon.
It's time for Shia to check into a lovely, little place called....REHAB!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:17am.
He's good. He's starting writing songs, but they're so damn depressing I can't read more than a line or two. They usually start off with, "My soul is petrified and I want to die." You know, that old hat. He's started taking care of himself though and he's turning into quite a he-sex pot.
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Well, he is quite debonaire. The girls just weren't attracted to him before because he was always so depressed and hanging his head, and such. But jeez, those songs he writes make me wanna hang myself!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Wow, look at those eyes. I hope he goes to rehab and gets cleaned up.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by bsjunk on July 29, 2008 - 11:18am.
Don't we all drink like this?
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Enough already! I'm tired of seeing his face. I call for boycott.
I would SOOOOO hit that....that is all.
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Ahhhhh...another fuck-up courtesy of Disney. They sure know how to pick em....
Seriously...i think Shia is fugly!! pfft!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
What an iconic douchebag.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
drunken driving in LA is like shooting into a crowded tanning salon. Any carrot could take a hit and die. You dont want the life of begetable on your hands just because you had to drankin.
CABS CALL CABS WHORES!
Don't we all drink like this? I'd be willing to bet 99% of us here do. We just don't get in car accidents when we do it.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 11:14am.
I told Basil Cecil he had to break it off with her--the smell was just too much to bear. Whoo! And we had a small heatwave so it stunk like rotten ass and cabbage and eggs for days. Anyway, I think he was tired with her and he's been seemingly interested in finding a more "live" gf whose heart he can bite his way into. How's Count Crackula???
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He's good. He's starting writing songs, but they're so damn depressing I can't read more than a line or two. They usually start off with, "My soul is petrified and I want to die." You know, that old hat. He's started taking care of himself though and he's turning into quite a he-sex pot.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 11:11am.
oh i can do dat
i will also yell sexist slurs and flip my big wheel into a bush.
" YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BAGINAS! POLICE THIS!!!"
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Or you could pull the old Mel favourite..
"What are you looking at, Sugar Tits?"
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:08am.
That's funny... I smell boogers and dirty underwear..
How's the rotting girlfriend?
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But Shitney Spears is in California.
I told Basil Cecil he had to break it off with her--the smell was just too much to bear. Whoo! And we had a small heatwave so it stunk like rotten ass and cabbage and eggs for days. Anyway, I think he was tired with her and he's been seemingly interested in finding a more "live" gf whose heart he can bite his way into. How's Count Crackula???
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Those who can't take one drink finally have to leave it alone entirely -- or face a predictably hard future. Harm done to the nervous system by substance abuse isn't so apparent at age 22, but later on one might experience the wonders of it. Better to get clean by whatever means it takes, rehab, 12 Steps, or the spiritual route. Better do something.
All drink drivers should have their genitals removed at the roadside, that'll teach them!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:57am.
All I'm reading is a load of blame-shifting and taking no responsibility for his own problems.
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Certainly seems that way. I was okay with what he was saying until "one who wasn't enjoying his job that night". Unless he meant, "one who wasn't enjoying his job that night because I was a fucking drunk asshole starting shit with a man who probably doesn't make enough money to fund my alcohol problem." Then, I would be okay with it.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 11:09am.
oh i can do dat
i will also yell sexist slurs and flip my big wheel into a bush.
" YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BAGINAS! POLICE THIS!!!"
Noone puts a drink in your hand, butthole.
I know people's issues cause poor choices, but blaming others is lame.
Shia, don't give any more interviews....it makes me not like you.
DeeDee has been around, but I haven;t seen Kizzy since Saturday...
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Your headline is wrong. It should say "Shia ladouche IS a problem"
Maybe he can share a cell with nick hogan?
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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 11:08am.
maybe kizzy nd dee dee got busted for dui?
im going to later
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Sweet. Make sure you vomit on the policeman's shoes.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 11:02am.
I smell lies! LIES!
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That's funny... I smell boogers and dirty underwear..
How's the rotting girlfriend?
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
maybe kizzy nd dee dee got busted for dui?
im going to later
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:06am.
Did Kizzy die? Where the eff is she???
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Fo realz, yo...and where's DeeDee been?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Did Kizzy die? Where the eff is she???
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
My parents and grandparents had me mixing drinks for them by the time I was nine, but they never let me drink. :(
I'm kinda a fan(not a member of his fan sites or anything, i just like his stuff). I'd like to see him get sorted out so he gets Megan Fox to break up with BAG, then he'll dump her, getting her fired from Transformers(3??) and she's become a hooters girl. *sigh*, I wish we had Hooters in Uk. There's one (i think) but the girls don't look like that police officer infront of Winos house Yesterday, they either look like Carrot top or just an Old Hag.
I smell lies! LIES!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I totally called it...this alcoholic douche would get a slap on the wrist and a "heart wrenching" interview with Details or Esquire blaming his parents for all his problems, while my NON-DRINKING boyfriend who got a DUI for nothing had to jump through legal hoops for a year.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I had a feeling he was an alcoholic (even before the accident).
I agree, even if he wasn't an alcoholic, getting in a car drunk...
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Help me!
All I'm reading is a load of blame-shifting and taking no responsibility for his own problems.
For anyone living in the same vicinity as him, please pad your cars with bubble wrap. I imagine he's not going to realize it's something HE has to deal with until he kills someone.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
This is your final warning, pal.
MK is this odd mixture of dreamy fantasist and cold-eyed realist.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
He said, "We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that.
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Now he is talking crazy! They have the same problems and then some. I still like you Shia, but sometimes you should just keep your mouth closed.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Anyone I know who did drugs or drank with their parents at a young age ended up with serious addiction problems.
This guy better get into rehab and face up to his issues, stat.
And mom better face the fact that everything is not "fine" with her money card son.
bitch please!
all kids do this shit!
rehab is for panty cats!
Me=serious.
Shut up you absolute wanker. World at your feet and you get behind the wheel of a car drunk? Twat! You could've killed someone, crap twink actor!!!!
Me=normal.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH* Howdy y'all!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Delicately placing your fingers on your cleavage is only hot when you're a woman, Shia.
Is it cool to drink with your dad who lives in your garage? I can't decide. Also, I don't go to Walgreen's when I get drunk. I go to Jack in the Box.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Shia better get his ass to rehab, like Blowhan did.
Not that it helped her, but it gets you a slap on the wrist sentence.
I'd almost regard being on the cover of Details as a worse problem than incipient alcoholism.
Shia LaDouche is in dire need of attention