JLo Needs To Retire
Some brain dead fools in Hollywood cast JLo in another feature film. JLo will star in some piece of crap called "The Governess."
Coming Soon has a synopsis for this stupid shit: "The movie is about a professional thief who, in order to pull off a major bank heist, poses as a nanny to the three unruly children of a wealthy widower. When she starts to fall for the kids and their father, she must decide if she can give up her past for a chance to start over." It's funny that this movie is about a professional thief, because anybody who pays to see it is getting robbed.
How the hell is this bitch still getting lead roles in movies that aren't going straight to DVD? I mean, when was her last hit? Let's go over JLo's illustrious film career, shall we?
El Cantante - El CanTRASHTE!
An Unfinished Life - An Unfinished Piece of TRASH!
Monster-In-Law - Jane Fonda was in this, so I can't make fun...NEXT!
Gigli -No Comment Necessary
There's a reason why JLo hasn't had a good movie since "Out of Sight." It's called "acting skills" - JLo has none. She was fine in "Out of Sight" because of George Clooney. Although, I'll admit that "The Cell" was kind of hot. But it's only hot if you're stoned out of your mind.
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The Cell was good only because of Vincent D'onofrio. J-Ho almost ruined it for me. I hate this bitch.
All her roles are the same shit. Another bomb!! Maybe she'll get the hint this time around?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 11:48am
her but is like a moldy peach
How long before we find out J-La is backed by the Scientologists-
like many of the other no talent hacks that make us all sit around and wonder how the fuck did this no talent piece of poo become famous?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 29, 2008 - 8:41am.
I never saw the movie but I have the El Cantante soundtrack and a Hector Lavoe CD. Both are great!
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 10:45am.
Just call this bitch Jello and move on!
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But...but...noooooo! I'm a big fan of Jello. Preferably cherry...with peaches in the mold. Mmmmmmm *drools*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
(hiding behind shield)
I like most of J-Lo's movies. Enough, Wedding Planner, Angel Eyes etc. I did not care for The Cell - too pretentious in my opinion.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
WTF has happened to JLo's face?
Unfortunately, there is always some chol-a who is going to pay to see a JL-a movie. They can't ever hate the woman who played Selena with such intensity.
Selena! Selena! Selena forever!
Just call this bitch Jello and move on!
NEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEExt ho please!
Gah, I hate shit films.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Mornin Sheeps!
yeah, she was good back then....I think it was when she cared about acting, before she became a mega star with a mega-ego.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
She was soooooooo sexy in 'Out of Sight' and now...NOTHING, not even a twinge in the groin area, shame! :o(
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dare I say I actually liked El Cantante...I guess its cuz I love the music and the clothes she wore in that movie. The clothes of the 1970's were so bad ass imo, I am into all that type of shit. And may I add Marc Anthony was really good in the movie and I thought he did a great job covering Hector's work.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
God, I hate Jenny-from-the-block. Is there any real evidence that she has any discernable talent at all? The only reason to watch "Monster-In-Law" is to see Jane Fonda slap the shit out of JLo...and that wasn't acting.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
The look on her face is arrogant, yet desperate.
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
I thought El Cantante was pretty good. I thought they were both good.
The other movies you mentioned I have not seen. Selena was good but that was because she was acting like someone else. I think the only reason she may have been good in Uturn? or something was because she was directed by Oliver Stone and she was pissed on how he treated her. Was that crazy actor in that movie, Sean Penn?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 8:35am.
niiice sexy avie!
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Yeah, I wonder how Joe got that glamour shot of me?
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
She should retire, and so should her make-up artist.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
The Cell was/is awesomeness.
Vincent D'Onofrio, Vince Vaughn before the douchification and she kept the white dog at the end.
So is this movie going to be a dramedy?
Fuckedy?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 11:34am.
FFS, could this movie be any more formulaic and predictible
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No kidding. Geeee I wonder *how* it ends..?
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
No She can't retire she'll take it out on the twins.
PSL and Platypus: Yes, forgot about Selena.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 11:35am.
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Hahaha thanks PSl, it's me flashing my dlister friends.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
joe, that was "Out of Sight"
niiice sexy avie!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
FFS, could this movie be any more formulaic and predictible?
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~~ H.L.Mencken
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
The only movie that I heard she was any good in was that one with G. Clooney where she plays a bounty hunter..made about 10 years ago maybe (?) Apparently some hot love scenes..yeh yeh I know, sounds improbable, but just repeating what I've heard.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Out of Sight was very good and The Cell was very freaky. Since then, not so much--hell, not at all.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Can't stand this slag. Looks like a puffed up blowfish with no talent whatsoever. This movie sounds just like that Maid in Manhattan trash she made. She's a mess.
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Is that really her in that photo?
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I get all my news from DListed
I liked her in Selena
that's all though
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Go AWAY J.Lo!
"Out of Sight" was a GREAT movie, and she was good in it...she was also good in "Selena". Since then ,she has sucked ass.....she needs to take her fucking millions, go home and ignore her babies.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Did birthing those babies make her nose grow??
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
As you blatantly overlooked her Oscar-worthy performance in Enough.
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