Tuesday, July 29th 2008
They're Asking The Wrong Politician
Former Vice President Dan Quayle is reportedly in the running to join the cast of "Dancing with the Has-Beens Stars."
Extra reports that Dan is on the short bus list along with Kim KardASSIAN, Lance Bass, Florence Henderson and Warren Sapp. Al Sharpton has already said he rejected an offer to do the tango.
ABC is seriously asking the wrong politician. Dan Quayle is about as exciting as this post. ABC should really ask Larry Craig. The bitch already knows how to tap dance and I'm sure he has the time.
ABC will announce the entire cast in the next couple of weeks. Seriously, Larry Craig better be on that list.
OH NO! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are OVER! I am so broken hearted!!!!! I thought it was IT for them, you know? they had their kids hanging out together and everything!!
they are fucking idiots.
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Well, in retrospect he does seem cerebral and competent when compared to King George, though admittedly, that bar's so low you'd have to tunnel underneath it.
wouldn't quayle's talents be better suited on "who's smarter than a 5th grader"?
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Justaguest:
Shouldn't he be on some spelling bee show instead? BTW, wouldn't it be pretty tacky for an ex-vice pres (no matter how lame he was) to be doing some cheezy reality show?
your ABSOLUTELY RIGHT this is a completely low class move on his part.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Dan Quayle! holy shit i will watch this just for a good fuckin laugh! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I would personally have loved to see al "fatty permed hair" sharpton do the tango and fall on his fat ass. that would have been a real back to school treat for me!
oh and i forgot to add, Kim KardASSIAN would not have been a good choice. her ass would have prevented her from performing the dance moves due to the fact that it's so big. EEEEEK!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Shouldn't he be on some spelling bee show instead? BTW, wouldn't it be pretty tacky for an ex-vice pres (no matter how lame he was) to be doing some cheezy reality show?
Is this what American politics have come to? Oh wait...I forgot this country elected George Bush twice, nevermind.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 6:56pm.
OH SNAP! hahaa
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iloveyoull on July 29, 2008 - 6:55pm.
i f**ked dan quayle's son a few weeks ago. he is pretty hot but not that great in bed. apparently he has a gf and she sucks
- Maybe that's why she's his gf, she sucks, did you?
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i f**ked dan quayle's son a few weeks ago. he is pretty hot but not that great in bed. apparently he has a gf and she sucks
ferret face is still alive?
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Submitted by chin chin on July 29, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH MY SHIT DRY THEN WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
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Umm, when exactly does your shit dry? 'Cause where I live we "deposit" it directly into a bowl of water that is connected to a giant sewer system that takes it to another place to be treated...and well, it never gets dried, anyway.
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well honestly, i see shit drying on the bathroom walls of wendy's all the time. apparently when people have diarrhea, they lose the ability to aim their assholes.
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Jimmmmm????????????? Have you been to Chin Chin's local Wendy's lately???
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 29, 2008 - 12:57pm.
You mean that uptight twat posing as his wife would let him even consider this?!?
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She's hoping to score a dancer.
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Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH MY SHIT DRY THEN WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
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Umm, when exactly does your shit dry? 'Cause where I live we "deposit" it directly into a bowl of water that is connected to a giant sewer system that takes it to another place to be treated...and well, it never gets dried, anyway.
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well honestly, i see shit drying on the bathroom walls of wendy's all the time. apparently when people have diarrhea, they lose the ability to aim their assholes.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 29, 2008 - 12:38pm.
(Except Jimmy Carter who was a sweet, kind man who really didn't know what the hell he was getting into.)
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Submitted by chin chin on July 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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Hahahaha! Yeh it's a man; It's Matt Lucas from "Little Britain" recreating one of his characters, Bubbles Devere.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Thanks! I love a generously proportioned woman (in fact she'd be a knock out in lucite heels, doncha think?)
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well, she'd definitely "knock out" people if she fell in them...are you sure this is a female, not some guy with huge moobs????
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You mean that uptight twat posing as his wife would let him even consider this?!?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 2:53pm.
as always, brillz momus :)
Submitted by angry mom on July 29, 2008 - 12:50pm.
It just goes to show that the demographics of this show does not include intelligent lifeforms.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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what cracks me up the most about this post is deducting that none of us watch this shit show.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 29, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Only if the lucite heels have sparkly spangles on them. Then the heels would truly enhance her true loveliness. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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Thanks! I love a generously proportioned woman (in fact she'd be a knock out in lucite heels, doncha think?)
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 29, 2008 - 12:26pm.
LOOOOOOOOOOVE your avie!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 29, 2008 - 11:46am.
Wow speaking of losers! Dan Quayle? What's he doing now teaching hooked on foniks to second graders? LOOL!!
I'm sorry but you don't qualify as a 'has-been' if you 'never were'.
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Yeah. Well, sorry MargeAggedon, but that's just an asinine thing to say. What, becoming the Vice President of the United States no longer qualifies as a pretty impressive accomplishment in this country? You have to have your own sex tape and DUI before 25 to catch our attention?
If you don't like the guy, then call him on his record. There are PLENTY of things there to go after, and I am no fan of his whatsoever, but give me a fucking break.
I know someone's got to run the old US of A. But, I pretty much despise politicians...the whole lot of them. (Except Jimmy Carter who was a sweet, kind man who really didn't know what the hell he was getting into.) I dated a state representative before I married my husband and, although he was good looking as hell, he was such a shit-talker and hand-shaker everywhere we went. I got tired of him very quickly and he couldn't understand why I would break up with him. He didn't understand the term "pompous ass." (Said polititian went on to marry the very next woman he dated - she was an unattractive, mealy-mouthed little mouse - and she spawned two children and all the while he was setting up mistresses from his home state to DC. He cheated on her from the very beginning and I can name names.) When my husband teases me that I could have been the "First Lady" of ______, I tell him, "No thank you!"
Only in America, land of opportunity, yeah.
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I would watch it if he partners with Lance Bass.
Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH MY SHIT DRY THEN WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
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Umm, when exactly does your shit dry? 'Cause where I live we "deposit" it directly into a bowl of water that is connected to a giant sewer system that takes it to another place to be treated...and well, it never gets dried, anyway.
Fuck Dan Quayle, I want to see Warren Sapp!
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Who, WHO thinks this is a good idea???
Who sat on their fat ass and said hey lets get Dan Quayle, yea Dan Quayle will do it, he'll do anything....
This show sucked enough.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
speaking of politicians....www.deceiver.com had a great story yesterday......about John Edwards and WHY his affair story is not everywhere....
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I've been wondering about that, myself. Politician's wife is dying of cancer, his mistress recently gave birth, why is this not being plastered everywhere?
This shows he has no loyalty, his judgement is skewed, and is a valid reason for not putting him into an office where he can treat "we the people" just as shabbily as his wife. Proof he's corrupt.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
speaking of politicians....www.deceiver.com had a great story yesterday......about John Edwards and WHY his affair story is not everywhere....
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I'll take a shot at this:
Because we're too busy worrying about who's fucking the taxpayer?
srsly, I couldn't give two dried shits about who or what any politician's fucking now, too damned many wars and fundie assholes fucking us over
Now who is Dan Quayle again? *snickers*
Submitted by RealiTeeBites on July 29, 2008 - 3:25pm.
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good for him! srsly, that takes real balls -- too many of the kids I went to school with from "good families" are the biggest spineless losers ever because they could never stand up to mommy or daddy for fear of losing the trust fund or the nepotistic company job.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
speaking of politicians....www.deceiver.com had a great story yesterday......about John Edwards and WHY his affair story is not everywhere....
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I've been pondering that very thing. *Very* strange.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Would this officially be rock bottom for the Republicans? If so, please do. Fuck up tv, not America.
My daughter used to date Dan Quayle's nephew (he's a sweet kid and more liberal) but doesn't brag about it. In fact, she's quite embarrassed about it since she's liberal and doesn't want her name associated with the Quayles. The kid was pretty much an outcast in his family because he wouldn't go to Uncle Dan's alma matter and wouldn't go into the military but he turned out to be a great, talented young man and musician.
love that empty "no ones home" look in his eyes
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speaking of politicians....www.deceiver.com had a great story yesterday......about John Edwards and WHY his affair story is not everywhere....
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The saddest thing about Dan Quayle is that he's an erudite scholar and statesman compared to Dubya.
I've been so wound up lately listening to all these lying and hypocritical politicians, these cheating and sleazy Hollywood types, and watching every blue collar Joe take it up the ass....
preach on chubbie!
Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 29, 2008 - 3:08pm.
ChubbyWubby I recommend the decaf.
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I've been so wound up lately listening to all these lying and hypocritical politicians, these cheating and sleazy Hollywood types, and watching every blue collar Joe take it up the ass....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I know, why don't they have Quayle and dumbya compete in a spelling contest?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Dan Fucking Quayle?
jesus.
I know right?
Yet another reason I'm so fucking proud to be a hoosier.
please note the sarcasm
ChubbyWubby I recommend the decaf.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
what about eliot spitzer. i heard he has plenty of pole dancing experience
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what a potato(e)-head.
WHY DON'T THEY ASK SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS, HIS MISTRESS HUNTER RIELLE AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT HE SAW LAST WEEK IN LOS ANGELES???
THAT STORY FROM LAST WEEK IS BEING BURIED BY THE DEMOCRATIC LOVING ABC, NBS, CBS, MSNBC, AND CNN.
BUNCH OF HYPOCRITICAL COCK SUCKERS!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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